- Joined
- Oct 25, 2017
at least i think fear is pretty decent
The first season was alright, albeit really disappointing. They kinda indicated that we'd see more of the fall of society when zombies happen. What did we get? A quarantined neighborhood, a prison camp, and a boat. It wasn't the worst season, but it was a letdown. Even just ONE more episode showing the pandemonium in a large metropolitan area would have made me feel more better than the time skip to the military presence. I also really hoped we'd see that kid with the knife show up and stab a zombie in the head to save madison, and have him grin at the camera with a tube of mentos.
The second season had an interesting premise that I thought could have worked: zombie show on a boat. Our heroes bop around dealing with pirates, dangers on the sea, and stay close enough to shore to hit up the land for supply runs and such. But, nah. They scrapped the boat idea pretty quick. Then there was an island, then there wasn't. Then we have zombie worshipping hippie mexicans that dupe Nick with some posole, and that went up in flames. Last half of the season in a hotel/resort and the Colonia...just a lot of nothing doing. The most interesting part was the journey Travis and Chris have, which resulted in Travis being in my favorite scene in the whole season (where he beats the holy fuck out of the dude-bros that killed Chris/got Chris killed). The rapid-conflict-resolution that occurs in this season is so weird. Season one was kinda slow, this season was breakneck speed, and nothing really happens and we don't get to see the characters grow or be even likeable.
Season three was the best of this series, and had some interesting conflict in it that seemed so "human" and real. The conflict between the Otto family on Broke Jaw Ranch and Walker's tribe is over fuckin' land. And after that came to a head, we got to have the interesting tension between the ranch people and the tribe having to live in the same place and nobody liking each other. Then there's the B story with dam Daniel, and that was a problem that came off pretty realistic (as realistic as walking corpses can be), and how both groups wind up at said dam where we are ultimately introduced to what I thought would be the antagonists moving forward: The Proctors. I liked the Proctors. I liked Proctor John. The season ends with the Proctors still alive, we see Walker and Crazy Dog still alive, we know that the Madison-clan is still alive but separated. AND! We know that the following season is gonna have a crossover with a character from the OG Walking Dead. Because this is in Texas, and closer to the beginning of the apocalypse, I would have loved to see MY MAN, Abraham 'Mother Dick' Ford show up for a few episodes before meeting Eugene and heading off to DC. But, no. Let's not do that.
Fucking sucked. Fucking stupid shit everywhere. Fuck you, Gimple. Fuck you and your new writers.
Alicia still has an amazing ass, though. So that's about it.
Alicia still has an amazing ass, though. So that's about it.