The Windows OS Thread - Formerly THE OS for gamers and normies, now sadly ruined by Pajeets

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WPS Office is 99.999% compatible with MS Office but tries to get you to pay for it a lot.
A friend recommended WPS office and I was liking it a lot until it wanted me to pay to either open or save files after X number of days. I ended up switching back to LibreOffice.

Windows 7. I want Windows 7.
My bank recently cut off online account access to Win 7 users. Thank goodness I had a Win 10 machine available. Still, I keep Windows 7 for the older programs I have that won't run on higher versions.
 
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I fucked up my Windows installation yesterday when fucking with msconfig. Somehow. It lost track of what drive Windows was installed on, so I managed to create a new BCD record that pointed to the right drive and it fired up. I could've fixed the old one but I just wiped it instead. However something awry went with the internal drive order.

I have three drives:
-system NVMe SSD (C:)
-data NVMe SSD (D:)
-data SATA HDD (E:)

And they were originally in that order. Now that something fucked up, they're listed as:
-data SATA HDD (E:)
-system NVMe SSD (C:)
-data NVMe SSD (D:)
And in WinRE they were listed as:
-data SATA HDD (C:)
-system NVMe SSD (D:)
-data NVMe SSD (E:)

Which is really annoying since now diskmgmt.msc and any other disk related system settings shows them in the wrong order and I have no idea how to fix it. Not drive letters mind you, drive ID's.

Another thing I discovered was that I lacked my WinRE environment despite having the partition for it, which was surprising. Then again, I never needed to use it so I didn't knew it wasn't even on the recovery partition, only found out when I took a peek in it after mounting it with diskpart. I did find a nice tutorial from none other than Chris Titus on how to re-establish it from scratch which worked perfectly.

At least it was a good exercise on how to recover a working Windows installation that won't boot and how to re-establish the recovery partition.[/COLOR]
 
Those "cool dinosaur cursors" were leftovers from Windows 95/98 and all the same control panels and settings for mouse cursors and sounds still exist in Windows. The themes are also set within the registry, so if you copy/paste the files as well as set the right registry keys you can migrate old cursor/sound schemes over to 10/11. I use Windows XP sounds on Windows 10 for example.

And yes Windows Search always sucked. I vividly remember it being useless on XP so this complaint about 11 nothing new.
 
A friend recommended WPS office and I was liking it a lot until it wanted me to pay to either open or save files after X number of days. I ended up switching back to LibreOffice.
It doesn't make you pay to open or save files. There are, however, various features sprinkled around the UI that pop open 'BUY NOW' windows without warning. You probably had something ticked. It's extremely annoying and why I was glad to finally uninstall it when I no longer needed to read pptx files on my home machine.
 
One of my HDDs disappeared and then was restored after a reboot. No S.M.A.R.T. errors. Wtf is Microsoft doing messing around with disks?

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>trying to extend main NTFS windows partition
>disk management autism of deleting and creating new exFAT partitions using disk space of D drive
>make a 50 gigabyte exFAT, give the rest to C
>cut and paste former D drive contents that i copied to C back to D
>change my mind, want to make D drive bigger
>absentmindedly delete D drive to remake it
>remember file with all my passwords was on it
>fuckmygayniggerlife.png

Thank God I had a disk recovery program on hand, that could've turned really ugly.
 
>trying to extend main NTFS windows partition
>disk management autism of deleting and creating new exFAT partitions using disk space of D drive
>make a 50 gigabyte exFAT, give the rest to C
>cut and paste former D drive contents that i copied to C back to D
>change my mind, want to make D drive bigger
>absentmindedly delete D drive to remake it
>remember file with all my passwords was on it
>fuckmygayniggerlife.png

Thank God I had a disk recovery program on hand, that could've turned really ugly.
I don't split my drives like this anymore, there's no point. If it's a system drive, then I don't have a need to split it unless I want to dual boot Linux. If it's a storage drive, there's no point to split it since I can just organize it in folders right away. If I'm gonna make a NAS cluster, then it'll be one big file dump I'll sort much the same way I sort my storage drives. Split partitioning for file storage alone is stupid.
 
I bought a Windows 10 Pro laptop for my mom for Christmas, would anybody be so kind as to give me a quick rundown on how to denigger it nowadays? I've done it before but not since before Cortana became this Copilot horseshit, and it seems like a lot of stuff has stopped working recently.

Build is 19045.6456

Trying to completely disable/remove:
  1. Automatic updates
  2. Copilot/Cortana/whatever
  3. Bing/web search bullshit in start menu/explorer
  4. OneDrive/cloud bullshit
  5. as much telemetry/spyware/adware/bloatware as is reasonably possible
I think I have unfaggoted the first three through regedit/gpedit/services dickery but haven't connected it to the internet yet so not sure, still fucking around with it on my own, just thought I'd ask you nerds in the meantime.

Thank you and Merry Christmas.
 
I bought a Windows 10 Pro laptop for my mom for Christmas, would anybody be so kind as to give me a quick rundown on how to denigger it nowadays? I've done it before but not since before Cortana became this Copilot horseshit, and it seems like a lot of stuff has stopped working recently.

Build is 19045.6456

Trying to completely disable/remove:
  1. Automatic updates
  2. Copilot/Cortana/whatever
  3. Bing/web search bullshit in start menu/explorer
  4. OneDrive/cloud bullshit
  5. as much telemetry/spyware/adware/bloatware as is reasonably possible
I think I have unfaggoted the first three through regedit/gpedit/services dickery but haven't connected it to the internet yet so not sure, still fucking around with it on my own, just thought I'd ask you nerds in the meantime.

Thank you and Merry Christmas.
I used this: https://samueljayasingh.github.io/Universal-Windows-Debloater/ and Sophia Script, but UWD should do you just fine.
 
I don't split my drives like this anymore, there's no point. If it's a system drive, then I don't have a need to split it unless I want to dual boot Linux. If it's a storage drive, there's no point to split it since I can just organize it in folders right away. If I'm gonna make a NAS cluster, then it'll be one big file dump I'll sort much the same way I sort my storage drives. Split partitioning for file storage alone is stupid.
The only reason it existed in the first place was because of filesystem limitations. DOS had a 34 MB partition size limit and then required logical partitions so if you had a big ass hard drive you had to have a bunch of drive letters or use janky drivers and software. It was ass. It didn’t help that Microsoft and IBM were playing grabass with each other and everyone was stuck on that POS version of DOS for years.

If you want more drive letters specifically, you can do that in software now. No need to risk losing your data with physical partitioning.
 
I bought a Windows 10 Pro laptop for my mom for Christmas, would anybody be so kind as to give me a quick rundown on how to denigger it nowadays? I've done it before but not since before Cortana became this Copilot horseshit, and it seems like a lot of stuff has stopped working recently.
Just use WinUtil. It's not extremely intrusive and it does a good job at bringing Windows 10/11 to a sane default for you. I'd avoid all other debloater programs and/or scripts, WinUtil has the most eyes on the source code and it's maintainer actually knows a thing or two about administrating Windows and how it works and doesn't try to go out of his way to rip out absolutely everything out of the OS because he's mentally a Linux autist that wants to turn Windows into some minimal Arch-esque installation or whatever the fuck goes through the minds of idiots that consider Windows Update and Windows Defender as "bloat" that needs to be ripped out. Then you'll run something like this and encounter issues later down the line.

Just do keep in mind that if you truly care about telemetry/spyware then just switch to Linux since you cannot completely eradicate it from Windows, and as far as automatic updates go, the ones you do want to avoid are the big feature updates that tend to cause breakage, but you do want the monthly security updates. WinUtil can set up Windows Update to delay feature updates for as long as possible while delaying monthly security updates by a week as a safe buffer for any day one issues that may arise.

Every other concern are just miniscule annoyances that WinUtil will autoconfigure for you.
 
Just do keep in mind that if you truly care about telemetry/spyware then just switch to Linux
She's 60 years old, she's not switching to Linux. I'm lucky she uses an adblocker.

But thank you, WinUtil/ShutUp10 seem to have done a lot of the heavy lifting for me.

On that note, is there a way to completely gut the AI horseshit from Brave/Chromium/Trannyfox? I tried for a couple hours and just ended up installing a Chromium build from like two years ago.
 
>trying to extend main NTFS windows partition
>disk management autism of deleting and creating new exFAT partitions using disk space of D drive
>make a 50 gigabyte exFAT, give the rest to C
>cut and paste former D drive contents that i copied to C back to D
>change my mind, want to make D drive bigger
>absentmindedly delete D drive to remake it
>remember file with all my passwords was on it
>fuckmygayniggerlife.png

Thank God I had a disk recovery program on hand, that could've turned really ugly.
I use OneDrive's encrypted Personal Vault to store passwords. It's handy.
 
She's 60 years old, she's not switching to Linux. I'm lucky she uses an adblocker.

But thank you, WinUtil/ShutUp10 seem to have done a lot of the heavy lifting for me.

On that note, is there a way to completely gut the AI horseshit from Brave/Chromium/Trannyfox? I tried for a couple hours and just ended up installing a Chromium build from like two years ago.
What exaxtly are you worried about? You may be overcorrecting. She’s unlikely to get malware off the Internet these days. The major culprit, like always, is social engineering. It might be better to have her rely on the AI as a filter than have her talking with ‘Bob from Microsafe’ on some scam site. Do you really want to be constantly wrestling with maintaining old builds and workarounds for this person?
 
Everyone at Microsoft has AI on their yearly evaluations:
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Using lines of code written as a metric is "Line Must Go Up" mentality applied to something that it should never apply to. It's crazy to see but that is how LLM vendors are juicing the metrics. Their internal code must be increasingly horrifying as people abandon helper methods and code quality so they can cut-and-paste their way to having the most pull requests and lines of code written for performance reviews.
and soon Windows will be vibe-coded by Indians in Rust.
 
What exaxtly are you worried about?
I'm not "worried" about anything, I want my mom to have a usable device that isn't bogged down with a thousand pounds of bullshit nobody in the history of mankind has ever asked for. It's not a security issue, it's a common courtesy. And no, I don't want to be constantly maintaining old builds, that's why I'm asking if there's a preferred way to make the new builds function without trying to constantly railroad the user into talking to a glorified Markov chain that tells people to eat sodium bromide because it's trained on a dataset scraped from the Library of Babel.
 
I'm not "worried" about anything, I want my mom to have a usable device that isn't bogged down with a thousand pounds of bullshit nobody in the history of mankind has ever asked for. It's not a security issue, it's a common courtesy. And no, I don't want to be constantly maintaining old builds, that's why I'm asking if there's a preferred way to make the new builds function without trying to constantly railroad the user into talking to a glorified Markov chain that tells people to eat sodium bromide because it's trained on a dataset scraped from the Library of Babel.
Avoid regedit directly. That has a tendency to lead to future problems with updates. Stick with gpedit. Don’t worry too much about bloat. Turn off the startup apps and ignore it. A few hundred megabytes isn’t a big deal. Any browser that supports uBlock origin (or the Brave browser) is good enough.

Also Ease of Access > Turn off unnecessary animations will make everything feel snappy
 
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