The Witcher Game Series

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sorry chud but LESBIAN Ciri fighting the most evil moster of all.... The Patriarchy!!!
Wanna know something funny? Ciri was molested by older woman. And later used her molester as some sort of protection, and nothing more. She was willing to have "sex"(lesbians don't have actual sex, bite me) only right before she decides to run away from the gang and she had no qualms of having sex with men.
Conclusion - anyone who think that she's a lesbian is either a tourist or a coomer
 
You know when i played W3 got to the end and then played Blood and wine, i was glad that Geralt essentially settled down and just enjoy life. I truly felt like the end and i was happy. Never crossed my mind the idea of a sequel because i felt everything for the most part wrapped up nicely. We reach current year and W4 is a thing and honestly im not excited or interested in the game as of now because theres no reason for the game to exist(they want money i know) looking at how W4 is and what is gonna attempt makes me wish i had stabbed Ciri at the end of W3 and just let the 2nd Conjuction of the Spheres happen.
This is what bugs me more than anything. Witcher 3 was a lovely send-off to Geralt and the cast. Ciri's story is resolved and she became empress. Geralt and Yenn settled down. There is this entire, beautiful nostalgia trip at Kaer Morhen where the last Witchers gather, reminiss, and put things to bed once and for all.

The entire game was an older Geralt dredging his past and tying up loose ends.

There is no "set-up" for Witcher 4 I am excited for. It's Lesbian coomer bait.
 
Wanna know something funny? Ciri was molested by older woman. And later used her molester as some sort of protection, and nothing more. She was willing to have "sex"(lesbians don't have actual sex, bite me) only right before she decides to run away from the gang and she had no qualms of having sex with men.
Conclusion - anyone who think that she's a lesbian is either a tourist or a coomer
I fucking HATED everyting associated with the rats and i was glsd when they got killed
 
Uhh Ciri got Stockholm Syndrome'd by the only person willing to protect her in a time where she was recently kidnapped by a gang of rapey murderers, saved from being raped and murdered by another gang of rapey murderers, while lost and alone in a foreign country. Mmmaybe not a very favourable depiction of LGBT romance. "I'll rape you till you love me, nigger".

Bonhart did nothing wrong.
 
ciri got straight up raped by mystle. i dont know why that is so controversial to people
Because it makes gays look bad and the book portrays it in a fetishistic way.

Funnily enough you can have Ciri refer to her negatively and say the tattoo was a mistake during the Skellige segment, as well as flirt with the guy there who helps her. If CD had half a brain they'd let her romance a man or a woman but I feel like they won't because Ciri loving a man wouldn't be kosher.
 
ciri got straight up raped by mystle. i dont know why that is so controversial to people
IIRC book!Ciri is sad she's gone and never thinks negatively about her so it's kinda a mixed message, especially when you're like 14 and still don't know how it works irl. On top of hawt rogue sesbian lex like a teenager would like it ticks the "gays reproduce by molestation" trope, but I doubt it was the writer's intention.

It doesn't help that Ciri was like 13 while Mistle 16 or so and a victim of pedophilic sex slavery herself.

Fun fact: Russian translator team had a lot of uncomfortable questions regarding the Ciri/Mistle shebang (heyoo!); as it turned out Russian readers had something against lesbians to the point they asked him if he could rewrite it.
 
Fun fact: Russian translator team had a lot of uncomfortable questions regarding the Ciri/Mistle shebang (heyoo!); as it turned out Russian readers had something against lesbians to the point they asked him if he could rewrite it.
I have a theory that western male love of lesbians is just as made up as women masturbating over faggots. Both cases the porn creates a completely fake picture of the relationship in reality and paints it as something pure rather than degenerate. It doesn't help that most of the time it's because men think that if a woman takes a cock she is tainted forever.
 
Maybe? I'd guess it's like sibling incest fetish where it appeals mostly to people who have no siblings; most lesbians I met were fucking crazy and ugly as sin and cured me fast of that paraphilia.

What's funny is that complaints were coming from IIRC female readers.
 
Because it makes gays look bad and the book portrays it in a fetishistic way.

Funnily enough you can have Ciri refer to her negatively and say the tattoo was a mistake during the Skellige segment, as well as flirt with the guy there who helps her. If CD had half a brain they'd let her romance a man or a woman but I feel like they won't because Ciri loving a man wouldn't be kosher.
Is there not a running joke in the books that every guy that tries to bone her, ends of dying in some horrific way? Would be funny if thats in the game.
 
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Still believe there's room for other games to be made in the Witcher series, just not around Geralt or anyone he knew well in the books as their story had simply concluded on a good note even in the CDPR games.

Maybe some other Witcher in a different era. Going back to the original premise of the first Witcher game before they decided to make the game about Geralt instead. Seemed to work out well for cyberpunk.
 
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Witcher 1 was supposed to be like that before they went easy mode by making Geralt the PC.
 
have a theory that western male love of lesbians is just as made up as women masturbating over faggots.
There's definitely a not-insignificant amount of men who fetishize lesbians, particularly in fiction. If you read a lot of fantasy books you see it's a pretty consistent theme in a lot of them because they want to be inclusive but they're too grossed out by making two men fuck.
Seemed to work out well for cyberpunk.
Kind of. CD still didn't have enough confidence to let the custom PC fly on their own without literally putting a canon character portrayed by a famous actor in their head, one that is said to be actively blurring the line between his personality and V's.
 
Is there not a running joke in the books that every guy that tries to bone her, ends of dying in some horrific way?
I think you meant Hotsporn, who came to warn the Rats that Bonhart got the contract to take them out. He flirts with her during travel and she monologues how much she loves Mistle and totally doesn't find Hotsporn sexy. Past a robber ambush gone bad Hotsporn pulls a "hey I'm dead anyway let me at least suck your boobies" and she's disappointed he died too quickly, with his mouth on her tit no less. What a letdown, I say!

Other examples off the top of my mind:
- Cahir, who last seen her when she was a kid and in a desperate last stand moment tells Geralt he has erotic dreams about her, but at least she's an adult there or so he claims. Cahir dies like a bitch to Bonhart to buy others time.
- Bonhart, who previously told she's so ugly he'd rather fuck a chicken. Still horni to the point he makes a rookie mistake of jumping on a rotting plank over a chasm, a plank that would support a teenage girl but not a man two times heavier than her.
- One of the Asshole Elves from the unicorn dimension, the one who (accidentally, in the books) killed Auberon by spiking his cocaethylene with a little too much Viagra. He and Ciri fought for a bit but he lived. His name was Elendil I think, that guy who leads the Wild Hunt.
- Jarre the scribe. Ciri was his childhood crush. He lost an arm in the Nilfgaard war and last time we hear of him he's married with children but still thinks about Ciri. All he did was trying to steal a kiss.
- The previously mentioned rapist thugs. Slaughtered like pigs by the Rats.
- Kayleigh. Swatted like a fly by Bonhart.
- During her uncontrolled multiverse hopping, Ciri met a honest-to-God kung fu cannibal grandpa with that stereotypical straw hat and a bo staff who sucker punched her in a weirdly, almost cartoony way (Hey, what's that behind you? SMACK) and would rape and kill her if not for her horse chomping on his head when he was busy fondling her ass.
- Emhyr, who only wanted to fuck his daughter because it would spawn the Kwizats Haderach or something. He sent Jenn & Gerry to please slice your wrists in a bathtub before I change my mind, but looking at Ciri breaking down crying made him realize just what the fuck is he doing with his life and thankfully told all 3 of them to get the fuck out of my property and forget it.
- Some retard in a faux-Tortuga criminal town, who got cut to pieces by Ciri for suggesting that maybe a real Mensh like him can rape the lesbian out of her.
- Sir Galahad. Yes, that guy from the Arthurian legend. They have hots for each other. No info what happens next as it's at the ending of the last book.

Certainly forgot someone, it's ~4000 pages after all.

All evidence suggests Ciri is prison gay at best.
 
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