The Worst movie ever made

[Judge Holden]

I'm not sure if you were calling A Boy and his Dog bad or not, but it's pretty good my opinion. The cinematography can be dicey sometimes, the lighting somewhat bad, but it's plot and atmospheric tones are top notch. Telepathic dog+Cannibalistic morally bankrupt kid=Pretty rad movie.

My worst movie? Let's just use this as a placeholder for when the Return of the Living Dead remake comes out.

Oh dear christ really? REALLY?!

why in the fucking fuck of fuck is there a ROTLD remake?!

 

[A-Stump]

Supposedly it's going to be the same exact plot, you know, the gas escaping, but they're just 'modernizing' it to appeal to the new demographic. So I imagine instead of hot punk chick dancing around with her tits out in a graveyard it will be a cool edgy hipster girl and some frat guys. Why they think it didn't age well, I don't know, Return of the Living Dead is definitely one of my favorite zombies movies.

 

[Judge Holden]

Jesus christ ITS THE DAY OF TEH DEAD REMAKE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!

 

[BatNapalm]

Supposedly it's going to be the same exact plot, you know, the gas escaping, but they're just 'modernizing' it to appeal to the new demographic. So I imagine instead of hot punk chick dancing around with her tits out in a graveyard it will be a cool edgy hipster girl and some frat guys. Why they think it didn't age well, I don't know, Return of the Living Dead is definitely one of my favorite zombies movies.

And there will be no tits and it'll be PG-13 with CGI zombies and CGI blood and absolutely zero redeeming qualities.

 

[A-Stump]

Jesus christ ITS THE DAY OF TEH DEAD REMAKE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!

I don't know about the Day of the Dead remake (didn't actually know there was one) but I thought the Dawn of the Dead remake was solid enough. It wasn't even a remake except for title and general setting alone.

 

[José Mourinho]

Disaster Movie?

 

[Judge Holden]

Jesus christ ITS THE DAY OF TEH DEAD REMAKE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!

I don't know about the Day of the Dead remake (didn't actually know there was one) but I thought the Dawn of the Dead remake was solid enough. It wasn't even a remake except for title and general setting alone.

While I have....issues with the Dawn of the Dead remake (i.e the fact the characters are literal cardboard cutouts and the fact that the zombies are so damn hyper they stop being scary) I will admit to it being a competently put together flick which could have been a really good movie if it had halfed the number of characters and developed them properly and better emphasised the "apocalypse" part of the story.

the day of the dead remake on the other hand is just....imagine one of Uwe boll's worst zombie movies, throw in the first resident evil movie, add a cast from the worst asylum movie, throw into a blender and mix with several quarts of raw sewage and then affix the names of characters from the original Day of the Dead to the shitheaps which populate the resulting abortion and you have the day of the dead remake.

 

[A-Stump]

I don't like fast zombies either. The innate threat of an undead horde isn't the actual physical harm but it's a representation of plague itself. A plague doesn't need to be in your face snarling and clawing, and I think directors have forgotten that.

I just went and looked up Day of the Dead and I honestly don't see how it's a remake. It looks like they somehow got rights to the title and slapped it on an unrelated zombie film. It actually looks like something from that studio that makes a lot of this knockoff films, most of their original productions are horror films. A very fly by night company...Asylum I think.

Although you just reminded me of the Resident Evil movies, their all pretty bad but the third one was a holocaust of film.

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't like fast zombies either. The innate threat of an undead horde isn't the actual physical harm but it's a representation of plague itself. A plague doesn't need to be in your face snarling and clawing, and I think directors have forgotten that.

I just went and looked up Day of the Dead and I honestly don't see how it's a remake. It looks like they somehow got rights to the title and slapped it on an unrelated zombie film. It actually looks like something from that studio that makes a lot of this knockoff films, most of their original productions are horror films. A very fly by night company...Asylum I think.

Although you just reminded me of the Resident Evil movies, their all pretty bad but the third one was a holocaust of film.

To be fair the third resident evil movie was more a remake of Day of the Dead than the actual day of the dead remake. That said the continued existance of the resident evil movie series is just baffling

 

[A-Stump]

I was relatively young when the second Resident Evil movie came out and I have to admit I was excited. I knew how badly they fucked up the first movie, how they had like literally no characters from the games. The only thing related to the games was the HIVE which I think was actually in Outbreak which barely anyone played anyways. Anyways I was excited because there was Jill Valentine, there was nemesis, the RPD, all things I recognized from the third game. They were actually very, very deceptive with their advertisements...

I can forgive shoe horned in black comedic relief guy

I could forgive the fact that the STARS unit was apparently represented as a huge paramilitary force

I can't forgive seeing someone kung fu fight the fucking nemesis. That nigga chased me through the entire game and crushed a man's head like a melon.

Kung fu fighting a Nemesis. For anyone who has played RE3 and not seen the movie, she karate chops and kicks the FUCKING NEMESIS. You know, that juggernaut which could survive direct explosions and could only be killed by being doused in an experimental new highly corrosive acid? Yeah that

 

[Judge Holden]

I was relatively young when the second Resident Evil movie came out and I have to admit I was excited. I knew how badly they fucked up the first movie, how they had like literally no characters from the games. The only thing related to the games was the HIVE which I think was actually in Outbreak which barely anyone played anyways. Anyways I was excited because there was Jill Valentine, there was nemesis, the RPD, all things I recognized from the third game. They were actually very, very deceptive with their advertisements...

Honestly ive never thought the story of the games was ever that good (and at points is actively ludicrous), but I remember being as excited as you were when I was a wee spergling back in 2002 and just starting my "zombie phase". Luckily by the time I saw it I had already watched 28 days later and was thus spared my zombie phase being cut short by my first real zombie movie being the tedious car crash that was RE1.

By the time I watched RE2 I had already watched all the Romero films and Return of the Living Dead to name a few so I was able to comprehend just how utterly shite the second movie was.

Kung fu fighting a Nemesis. For anyone who has played RE3 and not seen the movie, she karate chops and kicks the FUCKING NEMESIS. You know, that juggernaut which could survive direct explosions and could only be killed by being doused in an experimental new highly corrosive acid? Yeah that

Theres a reason "Alice" is considered the utter epitome of cinematic mary sues. The fact she regularly bones the director I suspect is the key reason for that.

 

[EI 903]

"Empire" by Andy Warhol. As far as films not made by pretentious assholes, I'd go with "Vampirea vs. Zombies." It's... technically a film, I guess.

 

[c-no]

One movie I like say is one of the worst movies ever to be made is The American Rabbit. Such a boring film with a villainous plan that I'm sure a child would find stupid. I can barely remember anything about the movie aside from the villain's plan and the Garfield sounding gorilla.

 

[Dr. Meme]

OH GOD
BRATZ: SUPER BABYZ is the worst movie I can think of.
Its down right creepy, the animation is god awful, and its oddly sexual
Like Pedophile sexual.

Plus terrible plot, voice acting, Its a wreck. Not even a so bad its good wreck.

0/10 wouldn't recommend to someone I Hate.

 

[Male]

More like the most unfunny "how the fuck did you get so many stars to agree to downright humiliate themselves and why did you bother trying to get this made when many other studios with dignity rejected it" piece of shit that shouldn't be considered a comedy.

 

[exball]

More like the most unfunny "how the fuck did you get so many stars to agree to downright humiliate themselves and why did you bother trying to get this made when many other studios with dignity rejected it" in this piece of shit that shouldn't be considered a comedy.

I don't know how they got Saney to be in it.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

More like the most unfunny "how the fuck did you get so many stars to agree to downright humiliate themselves and why did you bother trying to get this made when many other studios with dignity rejected it" piece of shit that shouldn't be considered a comedy.

Good Gods, I can tell by the horrible poster that it must be bad.

 

[MysticMisty]

Foodfight! Yes, the exclaimiation mark is part of the title. This is up there with The American Rabbit and the entire Dingo Pictures library as the worst animated film ever. It was supposed to be released in 2003 but somebody on the production team (who probably knew how bad the movie was going to be) stole all the hard drives storing the animation, so they had to do the whole movie over from scratch. Because of all the product placement and licensing issues, this meant that the movie's release was pushed back until 2012. The only entertaining thing in the entire film is Christopher Lloyd hamming it up as the villian, but he gets less than 5 minutes of screentime so it's barely worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ9nplxIY Here's the trailer if you want to subject yourself to its badness.

Years ago (possibly even before before it's release) my ex showed me a YouTube video of a clip from Foodfight. I still haven't really forgiven him for it.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Years ago (possibly even before before it's release) my ex showed me a YouTube video of a clip from Foodfight. I still haven't really forgiven him for it.

Man, Thats the only movie that's ever gotten me angry.
Like seething with rage.

 

[Luna]

Years ago (possibly even before before it's release) my ex showed me a YouTube video of a clip from Foodfight. I still haven't really forgiven him for it.

Man, Thats the only movie that's ever gotten me angry.
Like seething with rage.

screw you guys too.