The Worst movie ever made

Luna said:
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screw you guys too.
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Its just the part where they're in the copa banana and they have the french national anthem scene lifted from Casablanca. Like I get it was supposed to be a reference or whatever but man It killed me.
 
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I want to thank Luna for showing me the travesty that is Foodfight, surely one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Then there's the Room, of course, perhaps the best so-bad-its-good film ever known to mankind but quite well known.

A personal favorite of mine is the 1990s version of "the Island of Dr. Moreau" starring not-even-trying-to-act Val Kilmer, Marlon Brando in a floral dress with baking powder on his face, and a deformed midget clone of the former, among others. Certainly worth a stream as it's shockingly and hilariously bad.

 
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Saney said:
Am I allowed to say Ahvatar: The Last Airbender? Because Shyamalam proved that he just did not care. Too much exposition, gigantic plot holes, wooden acting from a piss poor cast and well, a lot of other problems.
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Behold the most amazing fighting scene in any movie evar!
 
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The worst film of all time has to be so bad, you can't enjoy it even ironically. not even watching with a group of friends trying to poke fun of it would save the shittyness of such film.
Best example I could think of is "Santa Clause meets the Ice cream bunny"
ToroidalBoat said:
There was "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".
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THat movie is actually enjoyable. it's a great Christmas classic used to celebrate the Imperialism of Mankind across the universe.
 
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Oglooger said:
The worst film of all time has to be so bad, you can't enjoy it even ironically. not even watching with a group of friends trying to poke fun of it would save the shittyness of such film.
Best example I could think of is "Santa Clause meets the Ice cream bunny"

THat movie is actually enjoyable. it's a great Christmas classic used to celebrate the Imperialism of Mankind across the universe.
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Then the worst film would probably be an self-indulgent student film.
 
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JeffMangum said:
Then the worst film would probably be an self-indulgent student film.
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nah, the rules are that it has to have been commercially released in sum capacity. Otherwise we could use any shit from youtube as an example.

Personally at the moment I am mulling over some of my own candidates for the "absolute worst" spot based on three factors

lack of competence (i.e. how well the film was put together on a technical manner)

lack of enjoyment (both in the genuine sense and the "omg this shit is so bad its funny sense)

lack of coherence/sanity (how utterly shit the plotting is)

Monster a go-go

Nukie

Night of Horror

All of these films utterly fail on all three counts and are virtually impossible to sit though even while riffed due to how fucking bad they are. They are demonstrable orders of magnitude beneath the likes of Manos or Coleman Francis, or hell...this shit is several miles below shit like the creeping terror or ZaAt. If there are other films which could fill the lowest circle of hell they need to be in the league of these three movies.

Also, while this should not affect the choices you make, keep in mind these movies were declared "the ABSOLUTE worst ever" by two of the most experienced travellers of the worst movies ever made (Monster A Go Go by the entire mst3k crew and Nukie and Night of Horror by the cinemasnob) and these are the same people who sat through shit like Child Bride, Gross Out and the Creeping Terror
 
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Hunger Mythos said:
Woops, I fixed the image. :oops:
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That's okay, it wouldn't matter since really, American Rabbit is terrible movie. Even though it's for kids, I'm sure children themselves would find it boring.
 
c-no said:
Even though it's for kids, I'm sure children themselves would find it boring.
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I saw it a long long time ago as a kid and I hated it then. I thought it was super boring and uninteresting. Nothing exciting happens at all. Just because your main audience is children doesn't mean that they're a bunch of retards who can't understand anything but the simplest plot points and freak out at minor action. Sometimes I wish I had been able to completely suppress memories of this movie.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
There was "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".
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What about Mexican Santa Claus, where Santa lives in a magic castle in space, has a sweatshop of enslaved racial stereotypes, and fights the devil. Yes, the fucking devil. The MST episode of it is freaking hilarious.
 
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Male said:
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More like the most unfunny "how the fuck did you get so many stars to agree to downright humiliate themselves and why did you bother trying to get this made when many other studios with dignity rejected it" piece of shit that shouldn't be considered a comedy.
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It's playing on one of the movie channel tonight. Should I watch it just to see how bad it is, or just avoid it outright?
 
I think the honor goes to any of the movies that got the MST3K treatment, mainly because that is pretty much what this thread would turn into. I think I saved you all some time, so you can all go home now.

The Final Sacrifice
Space Mutiny
Werewolf
Ect...
 
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The Rising Dead. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1050194/ This movie stands out in my mind as one of the very worst. Not quite as bad as Troll 2 but that's to be expected. Lots of heads exploding in a small spray of blotchy poorly done blood, and a mystical sword that comes out of nowhere. It features a leading man who spends the first few lines of dialouge in the movie talking about how he's best friends with the president, how he's in the CIA and that he knows a few things about nuclear reactors. So so bad.
 
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