The Worst movie ever made

I have to put Doom ANNIHILATION
This piece of shit movie is so bad they have a set so small the use the same ones all over the movie.
It had nothing to do with DOOM none of the demons are doom designs....it's just zombies... The doom guy is never mentionned.
The actors are the worse i've ever seen, it's your job at least try.
This left me speechless.
I know there are bad movies by weird people wizeau and brein and but this is a huge brand this was insulting.

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Face Of A Ghost said:
I have to put Doom ANNIHILATION
This piece of shit movie is so bad they have a set so small the use the same ones all over the movie.
It had nothing to do with DOOM none of the demons are doom designs....it's just zombies... The doom guy is never mentionned.
The actors are the worse i've ever seen, it's your job at least try.
This left me speechless.
I know there are bad movies by weird people wizeau and brein and but this is a huge brand this was insulting.

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of course they can't use actual demons, Hollywood's overlords in china have a "no ghosts, no demons policy." ironically coming from a country that's communist...ya know don't believe in religion or spirituality anyway? plus the whole replacing doomguy/slayer with a woman named Joan dark just reeks with current year bs. also if it's supposed to be a reference to Joanna dark from perfect dark than that's just pathetic.

as for my candidate for worst movie...huh tough one given I'm usually very forgiving even to bad movies. If i'd have to pick i'll say the disney live action remakes...all of them.
 
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is a really interesting film mainly because it was regarded as one of the weirdest and worst films in existence, like it had some of the worst ratings I have seen. Like Manos it may have gotten a cult following from it's RiffTrax version but the original movie itself is on a whole new dimension. This film literally had some of the least amount of charisma I have ever seen when making a film and it really shows which explains it's terrible acting, horrible cinematography and awful camera work (hence some scenes where the camera man doze off in some scenes). This is a kind of film that I don't think would even exist had it not been for Disney opening up their theme parks in Florida and put Pirates World in a risk of being foreclosed due to lack of finances so making a movie was the only hope for them and although they have made movies before this one, they end up being equally as bad as this one. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of those movies that have a movie in it, either it would be Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, both of which were directed by a former porn director Barry Mahon. I've seen the version with Thumbelina which was so weird but also so boring, uninspired, uninteresting but even sometimes disturbing (Animals trying to marry Thumbelina who is a 2 inch tall human). By the way, these parts take up more than half of the movie. It's also a musical and it is as you expect. The Santa Clause part only takes up like 25% of the movies but I will elaborate on this section. Santa Clause got his sleigh stuck in the middle of Florida despite being buried only 2 inches deep. He manages to bring all the kids to him and tell them the story of Thumbelina to let the time pass. Also, the Ice Cream Bunny as advertised by the film title itself only appears near the end of the film to rescue Santa but probably the biggest kick in the teeth is the ending which creates a major plot hole. The sleigh disappears at the ending of the film which suggested Santa had the power of teleport this sleigh and get out of this situation if he wanted to. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of my favorite Christmas movies but for all the wrong reasons. The only redeeming quality I could think of about this film is some of the interesting shots of Pirates World when it used to be running, that is if you could ignore the weird Thumbelina theme song. Eventually Pirate's World was shut down and replaced with Condo's. I managed to track down the former Pirates World Location and I managed to find them. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is legendary and is the result of owning an amusement park that was unfortunately trampled with dangerous competition from Disney while lacking the resources to actually create a decent film.
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bridge to terabithia that shit was wack.
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The ad campaign was super misleading. I never heard of the book before so I thought it was just yet another "kids find portal to fantasy world" in the vein of Narnia back when the theatrical live action adaptation was wildly successful. I had no idea until much later that the fantasy scenes were just kids playing pretend in the woods behind the house and that plot was something else entirely. And not very well done to boot, they should've either properly updated the setting, or (better option), kept it in it's original setting.

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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is a really interesting film mainly because it was regarded as one of the weirdest and worst films in existence, like it had some of the worst ratings I have seen. Like Manos it may have gotten a cult following from it's RiffTrax version but the original movie itself is on a whole new dimension. This film literally had some of the least amount of charisma I have ever seen when making a film and it really shows which explains it's terrible acting, horrible cinematography and awful camera work (hence some scenes where the camera man doze off in some scenes). This is a kind of film that I don't think would even exist had it not been for Disney opening up their theme parks in Florida and put Pirates World in a risk of being foreclosed due to lack of finances so making a movie was the only hope for them and although they have made movies before this one, they end up being equally as bad as this one. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of those movies that have a movie in it, either it would be Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, both of which were directed by a former porn director Barry Mahon. I've seen the version with Thumbelina which was so weird but also so boring, uninspired, uninteresting but even sometimes disturbing (Animals trying to marry Thumbelina who is a 2 inch tall human). By the way, these parts take up more than half of the movie. It's also a musical and it is as you expect. The Santa Clause part only takes up like 25% of the movies but I will elaborate on this section. Santa Clause got his sleigh stuck in the middle of Florida despite being buried only 2 inches deep. He manages to bring all the kids to him and tell them the story of Thumbelina to let the time pass. Also, the Ice Cream Bunny as advertised by the film title itself only appears near the end of the film to rescue Santa but probably the biggest kick in the teeth is the ending which creates a major plot hole. The sleigh disappears at the ending of the film which suggested Santa had the power of teleport this sleigh and get out of this situation if he wanted to. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of my favorite Christmas movies but for all the wrong reasons. The only redeeming quality I could think of about this film is some of the interesting shots of Pirates World when it used to be running, that is if you could ignore the weird Thumbelina theme song. Eventually Pirate's World was shut down and replaced with Condo's. I managed to track down the former Pirates World Location and I managed to find them. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is legendary and is the result of owning an amusement park that was unfortunately trampled with dangerous competition from Disney while lacking the resources to actually create a decent film.
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If their shitty movies were an attempt at showing the "best" of Pirate's World then it's no wonder they went out of business. They didn't just lack the funds for a decent movie, they lacked the funds for a decent theme park.
 
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The ad campaign was super misleading. I never heard of the book before so I thought it was just yet another "kids find portal to fantasy world" in the vein of Narnia back when the theatrical live action adaptation was wildly successful. I had no idea until much later that the fantasy scenes were just kids playing pretend in the woods behind the house and that plot was something else entirely. And not very well done to boot, they should've either properly updated the setting, or (better option), kept it in it's original setting.


If their shitty movies were an attempt at showing the "best" of Pirate's World then it's no wonder they went out of business. They didn't just lack the funds for a decent movie, they lacked the funds for a decent theme park.
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Makes you feel glad Ohio's Sea World lasted as long as it did.
 
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park. Personally I think it's so bad it's good. But many others just flat out hate it. Still, it's the type of thing you should see at least once if you like watching terrible films.

It's like a cross between the Kiss makeup lore and Deadly Friend. Although Deadly Friend didn't exist yet. And it takes place in an amusement park. And Kiss are literally their makeup characters in it. Which I guess makes sense at the time. Although it's so over the top it's cringeworthy to anyone over the age of 8 or who isn't a lifelong Kisstard.

Ace filmed few scenes himself because he was too intoxicated to care. So many of the ones where you can't clearly see him are actually filmed by his black stunt double who he allegedly spoke about with quite a few racial slurs. And in the scenes where Ace actually speaks he seems to have no idea what the hell is going on half the time.



Just remember that Gene and Paul are richer than you could ever hope to be and Kisstards would buy their turds if they were for sale. :lol:
 
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I will have to go through my extensive list of bad movies.. but at least a few titles pop into my mind:
McAfee'sCorpse said:
Gonna have to say After Last Season. With a budget of 5 million dollars, who could a film be made so poorly with that amount of money? To put that in comparison, The Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Napoleon Dynamite, Clerks, Mad Max and Halloween all had budgets under 1 million dollars. It is so mind numbingly boring and the color pallet is dryer than the Savannah Desert, editing is some of the worst I've ever seen ever, oh boy the set designs are crap, literally made of cardboard. lighting is crap, audio mixing is terrible, horrible cinematography, visual effects bad, horrible acting etc. Everything is so awful, if you wanna punish yourself, go right ahead and watch this crappy movie.
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I sat through all of "Mank" so I think I can sit through this one.. just to make sure it really is that bad for myself.

Anyway, I cannot believe the amount of incredibly bad movies the general public can submit themselves to these days.
For example:

Freedom Deep. Its supposed to be a post apocalyptic setting about some "messiah" who "saves" the radioactive wasteland because he was inspired by Saint Kurt Kobain. Yet, there is no real sense of...anything in this movie. No story, character or even that there may be a main character.. let alone him being a messiah. Or even a very naughty boy at the very least. Adding insult to injury; the "music" is god awful.

Abraxis: It has Jesse Ventura as a cop from another planet to find a criminal from his planet who escaped to Earth... It is exactly as boring as you would suspect.

Skiddo; the 1960s saw a good handful of all star cast comedies ..such as "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Hollywood once in a while lets a good director run free with good actors and writers... the rest of the time, they try to copy the one maverick until that premise no longer makes $$... "Skiddo" is one such example. Even though it has a good director (Otto Premigner) and a good writer..and amazing cast... it takes itself too seriously.. for a comedy.

Godmonster of Indian Flats
This is another movie where they claim there is a "story" but literally none of it in the description on the back ever shows up. However, it does have one insane scene and special effect that you have to watch.. No one can figure out how they managed to film this big ass RV driving along a flat desert plain suddenly being "chased" by rolling boulders.. that appear out of nowhere.

Robo Vampire
I do not remember a single frame from this movie. My roommate assures me this is a good thing. Apparently it's so bad, my brain has blocked it out of my mind as a self preservation trigger I'm guessing.

BTW; Manos, the Hand of Fate is a super shitty movie with zero redeming qualities.. except it has given us a good episode of MST3K. If you watch it without any riffs at all, it is a super shitty movie.
 
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Solar Eclipse Paradox said:
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is a really interesting film mainly because it was regarded as one of the weirdest and worst films in existence, like it had some of the worst ratings I have seen. Like Manos it may have gotten a cult following from it's RiffTrax version but the original movie itself is on a whole new dimension. This film literally had some of the least amount of charisma I have ever seen when making a film and it really shows which explains it's terrible acting, horrible cinematography and awful camera work (hence some scenes where the camera man doze off in some scenes). This is a kind of film that I don't think would even exist had it not been for Disney opening up their theme parks in Florida and put Pirates World in a risk of being foreclosed due to lack of finances so making a movie was the only hope for them and although they have made movies before this one, they end up being equally as bad as this one. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of those movies that have a movie in it, either it would be Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, both of which were directed by a former porn director Barry Mahon. I've seen the version with Thumbelina which was so weird but also so boring, uninspired, uninteresting but even sometimes disturbing (Animals trying to marry Thumbelina who is a 2 inch tall human). By the way, these parts take up more than half of the movie. It's also a musical and it is as you expect. The Santa Clause part only takes up like 25% of the movies but I will elaborate on this section. Santa Clause got his sleigh stuck in the middle of Florida despite being buried only 2 inches deep. He manages to bring all the kids to him and tell them the story of Thumbelina to let the time pass. Also, the Ice Cream Bunny as advertised by the film title itself only appears near the end of the film to rescue Santa but probably the biggest kick in the teeth is the ending which creates a major plot hole. The sleigh disappears at the ending of the film which suggested Santa had the power of teleport this sleigh and get out of this situation if he wanted to. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is one of my favorite Christmas movies but for all the wrong reasons. The only redeeming quality I could think of about this film is some of the interesting shots of Pirates World when it used to be running, that is if you could ignore the weird Thumbelina theme song. Eventually Pirate's World was shut down and replaced with Condo's. I managed to track down the former Pirates World Location and I managed to find them. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is legendary and is the result of owning an amusement park that was unfortunately trampled with dangerous competition from Disney while lacking the resources to actually create a decent film.
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The Steeplechase ride featured in the credits was amazing and was sadly disbanded and broken up after the park's failure.
 
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Kornula said:
BTW; Manos, the Hand of Fate is a super shitty movie with zero redeming qualities.. except it has given us a good episode of MST3K. If you watch it without any riffs at all, it is a super shitty movie.
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It's honestly hard to watch even with the riffing. Like Red Zone Cuba, it's painfully dull and pointless. Something coherent has to be happening on screen to riff on, but nothing really happens.
 
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This is a tricky question. I’m certain there’s an objective way to get to an answer (best I can think is Monster A Go Go from MST3K fame is one I remember being bad and everyone here seems to agree). Also seconding M. Night’s Avatar The Last Airbender (watched it once and only remember 2 scenes). It’s one of the most paradoxical movies where so much exposition is jammed into it, but it feels like nothing happens (everything and nothing happens at the same time: a retard quantum movie).

However, if I have to go by a movie that I felt was terrible and attacked me personally, I’d go with Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “South Pacific”. Now, I generally like old movies, as well as war/historical ones, but this was not one. Was forced to watch it at a family member’s house — it was long, slow, had no plot, generally embarrassing (might be a musical thing, but this went beyond happy/campy romp). It also had these insane color filters where scenes would randomly become tinted like night-vision or some really bad YouTube Poop (family was convinced grandma’s VHS/VCR was breaking). I survived because I was sitting in the back with the book “Dune” which I was reading while nobody was looking.
 
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Shyamalan's 'The Happening' is up there with the worst I've ever seen. I genuinely couldn't believe what I was seeing. Thought it was some sort of parody for like the first 30 minutes. The scene where Marky Mark is talking to a plant was just incredible.

 
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naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
This is a tricky question. I’m certain there’s an objective way to get to an answer (best I can think is Monster A Go Go from MST3K fame is one I remember being bad and everyone here seems to agree). Also seconding M. Night’s Avatar The Last Airbender (watched it once and only remember 2 scenes). It’s one of the most paradoxical movies where so much exposition is jammed into it, but it feels like nothing happens (everything and nothing happens at the same time: a retard quantum movie).

However, if I have to go by a movie that I felt was terrible and attacked me personally, I’d go with Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “South Pacific”. Now, I generally like old movies, as well as war/historical ones, but this was not one. Was forced to watch it at a family member’s house — it was long, slow, had no plot, generally embarrassing (might be a musical thing, but this went beyond happy/campy romp). It also had these insane color filters where scenes would randomly become tinted like night-vision or some really bad YouTube Poop (family was convinced grandma’s VHS/VCR was breaking). I survived because I was sitting in the back with the book “Dune” which I was reading while nobody was looking.
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Monster-A-Gogo is terrible and immediately springs to my mind. Even the MST guys couldn't make anything of it except for breaking character and laughing at the absurd, very human-generated telephone ring. That it's the worst MST3K movie ever done (no reasonable debate on that either) automatically puts it in the ballpark for worst movie ever.
 
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