Things that I, Joshua "Null" Moon, would like to do but cannot

[CapricornusRex]

dude face piercings are so trad but due to job obligations I can't get tattoos or piercings

If only you could get a nose ring and attach a chain from it to your earring. Would be dope as fuck.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

dude face piercings are so trad but due to job obligations I can't get tattoos or piercings

Too bad. I hope Ralph rocks a Mike Tyson face tattoo before he climbs in the ring and beats up Warski

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

can you imagine if there was a streamer who was a bad enough dude to take a risk like this? the forum would literally get closed in shame.

 

[Reverend]

You live in the land of cheap bikes, get one, take a course. I'm sure it'll cost a few dozen serbian Monetary Units but you can afford one.

Hell rent a 250cc bike and bounce down the Deneb. I'm mad jelly you can go All The Way Down (Watch the series) over in Euroland

 

[SNEED.EXE]

FUCK YEW BROKE DICK MOON MOTHERFUCKER, AH CAN DO ANYTHING YEW CAN'T!

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Which one of these two is Null?

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Null, please don't bait like that.

You know Ethan Ralph will see this, and try these out for himself just to show how much more of a "badass" he is than you.

It's not a bait, as he's not telling anybody to do anything. Only a retarded 4 foot 11 inch fatass with no impulse control and an out of control need for validation could see this is bait.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Josh could NEVER rob a convenience store at gunpoint... he wants to so badly, but he just doesn't have the GUTS. If someone else were to do that and absolutely MOG him, he would simply die of shame.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Definitely get the bike, not just for the cool factor but because they're fuel efficient and that seems like it's gonna be super important the way things are going.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If it makes you feel any better I’ve only done 3 and 4 and I haven’t done 3 since high school and because I’m older now and life has real consequences I wouldn’t unless I was hit first and since I haven’t been in a fight in about a decade I’d probably lose.

The other one I do for fun sometimes. I’m a huge firearms enthusiast.

 

[Tom Myers]

I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle, but I'd just get myself killed. On the other hand, I'd look badass without a helmet and my hair down.

 

[Under Arrest]

Null has never accidentally knocked up two low IQ eceleb chasers within a year....

But HE has....

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

make sure it's a hardtail with a kick start & suicide shift

 

[svetlalala]

Awe. Someone is nervous about turning 30 this year. Soon your body will be too old and tired to wrestle alligators like your fellow Florida Man.

Also, you're not a felon. :/ How come no guns? Also, just make your gf get them in her name and keep them at her house. Loop Hole.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

It would be really cool to go to Metokurs house and scream about him. All those boring Minnesotans would think I would be so cool, they would render their garments onto me at the sight of my out of state license plate.

It would also be cool to larp as Walter White and share my meth making process with the internet via I-P-2 style in real life live streams. But sadly I am not as badass and joker pilled as Walter Whyte.

I also want to become a body builder and do epic and based deadlifts. The true way to embody the trad lifestyle is through lifting ( I would also share my progress but alas I am too stupid to work a phone camera).

 

[Fools Idol]

I also remember you wanting to stream irl stuff but you're too scared of being doxed or harassed.

 

[Hrafn]

I bet Jersh would be a cosplay gigachad and own all his haters epic style if he went to an anime con with some horse faced eastern European lady while dressed in full Bepop from TMNT costume.



Ralph could never.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

dude face piercings are so trad but due to job obligations I can't get tattoos or piercings

Not as cool as ear gauges though.

 

[185405]

Null you forgot #7, become a nigger.

 

[glib]

I wish i could be financially stable, stop drinking so much, have stable relationships, be a good father, treat my friends well, accept criticism, write articles in proper english, lose weight, have constructive hobbies, eat better, and be satisfied without drugs. But hey, im just a d-list e celeb trying to make a living off trending topics like gamergate.