Things to do while under (self-)quarantine/lockdown - Some suggestions

[Glad I couldn't help]

1. Clean your room (because if don't, you wake from a coma still hooked on benzos)
2. Learn to code (because who's going to do that? Journalists?)
3. Read a book. Read a motherfucking book.

Does anybody else have suggestions?

 

[Icasaracht]

4. Hook up with a Mexican in AdultFriendFinder and go charging at windmills.
5. Get arrested by cops, claim you're kind of re-tarded.
6. Defect to Russia and detox yourself through radical medical interventions.
7. Become a plant. Write a book out of your own leafs.
8. Realize that you're the root of the problem, not Corona-Chan.
9. KYS.
10. It's just a simulation, bro!

 

[Inflatable Julay]

poop

 

[The Last Stand]

Get a little fresh air. Don't want to be in stale air all day.

 

[BingBong]

8. bathe in alcohol gel
9. shitpost

 

[Mediocre]

Just lay in bed coofing and hoping the reaper takes mercy on me and helps me transcend into the afterlife.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

11. print out at least a few hundred of your favorite hentai pictures so you can still have sex with your waifu harem when the electricity goes out
12. burn all the books you can find to generate the electricity needed to play video games which are way more fun than books
13. never clean your room again because your boomer parents are dead now and they can't tell you what to do anymore

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

14. Prepare the punji traps around your bunker of surplus toilet paper and hand sanitizer before the bandit raids start.
15. Regularly feed the children you kidnapped in advance to use for bartering when the McDonalds Mercenaries try annexing your section of wasteland
16. Get mad gains masturbating so you can fight off the skinwalkers

 

[ClipBitch]

Whore out your waifu for toilet paper.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Feel vindicated for being a paranoid prepper long before all of this and sneer through your dirty homemade face mask at the apocalypse-come-latelies.
Clean the freezer.

 

[Icasaracht]

17. Start writing a hit list on the e-fags that don't write in a numerical order. Numerically.
I. @A Welsh Cake (“Bush is the best”)
II. @ClipBitch
III. @ForgedBlades (“500 hours” doesn’t count!)
IV. @Inflatable Julay
V. @Mediocre
VI. @The Last Stand
VII. @SeniorFuckFace
VIII. @Shaved Kiwis
IX. @Slowboat to China
X. @Starscreams Cape

 

[Kuchipatchi]

18. Masturbate.

 

[mr.moon1488]

19. Hang a sign on your door which says you tested positive for Corona, and then call in fake bomb threats to random synagogues
20. Flash your dick to the cops when they show up, and have to stand outside awkwardly staring at you because they don't want to get infected

 

[JambledUpWords]

21. Stop bathing entirely
22. Don’t wash hands

 

[Token Weeaboo]

23. Start listing Kiwi's in alphabetical order.
24. Figure out which Kiwis would have the cutest children
25. Pet your cat.

 

[JambledUpWords]

26. Poop in the streets
27. Use your hands for TP

 

[Homo Demens]

28. Sleep

 

[JambledUpWords]

29. Develop a fetish for autoerotic asphyxiation

 

[A Welsh Cake]

30. Finish painting my Warhammer figures. It’s been 3 years and they stare at me begging to be finished.

 

[Marco Fucko]

31. Invite friends over and hug them.