Things Tom says he is - Because we all know he he's a true polymath

[BlueArmedDevil]

Man's laws do not supersede God's laws. I am born to the clan Kohen for the clan Gershom and I am the sole speaker for the tribes of Wasserberg/Singer and Kaufman/Levin. I am the speaker by virtue of my position as the second male child of the patriarch and matriarch. We are not eligible for recognition as a sovereign nation under that act or any treaty and jokingly call ourselves the weah-fu-kawi tribe of the Chicago band in the Illinois nation. I'm accepted easily as one of the legitimate Rainbow Hippies who isn't a privileged white tree hugging granola eater sqautting on their ancestral lands.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tommy saying he was at The Second City sounds like complete bullshit. Yeah anyone can sign up but you're a complete bitch if you think you're even close to being on the same level as John Belushi you greasy dog fucker.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tommy saying he was at The Second City sounds like complete bullshit. Yeah anyone can sign up but you're a complete bitch if you think you're even close to being on the same level as John Belushi you greasy dog fucker.

I could see him being a successful comedy act in the 18th century. In a cage, while people prod him with a stick and throw things at him.

Come to think of it, he looks like he was born in the 18th century, maybe that’s what he’s thinking of.

 

[AnOminous]

I could see him being a successful comedy act in the 18th century. In a cage, while people prod him with a stick and throw things at him.

He'd probably be pretty good as a sideshow geek. He literally looks like someone you could put a drawing up as the Wild Man of Tucson and have him fuck snakes and bite the heads off chickens, and he'd even get off on it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He'd probably be pretty good as a sideshow geek. He literally looks like someone you could put a drawing up as the Wild Man of Tucson and have him fuck snakes and bite the heads off chickens, and he'd even get off on it.

Come see the dog fucking bird man! Half bird, half Jew! You can watch him roll around in his own filth for just two and a half bits!

 

[TheRetardKing]

Being very smrt.

 

[Everything Beagle]

So, argumentative hippie stoner with imaginary friends?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So, argumentative hippie stoner with imaginary friends?

Narcissistic schizophrenic with early onset dementia.

 

[Hambubger]

I heard him say once he was the ultimate pussy magnet

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Things Tom says he is but he isn’t:
Hygenic
Sane
Intelligent
Feminine

Things Tom says he isn’t but he is:
Paedophile
A man
Dog molester

 

[Toasty]

Let's not forget that Tom has also said that he is a molester of vulnerable underage girls, and therefore a pedophile, a man who is sexually attracted to and aroused by images of young, prepubescent girls, and therefore a pedophile, as well as a man who has digitally penetrated multiple animals for sexual reasons, and therefore a zoophile. In his own words, unprovoked, on camera, numerous times.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Let's not forget that Tom has also said that he is a molester of vulnerable underage girls, and therefore a pedophile, a man who is sexually attracted to and aroused by images of young, prepubescent girls, and therefore a pedophile, as well as a man who has digitally penetrated multiple animals for sexual reasons, and therefore a zoophile. In his own words, unprovoked, on camera, numerous times.

Doesn't count, because that's something he ACTUALLY is.

 

[Glowie]

Being very smrt.

145 IQ smart. A Man who needs helps building websites, shits himself, forgets his passwords thinks that people forgets all the bullshit that he spews.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Ecosystem engineer

not a lie

Someone that has a healthy family life.
Someone that has a healthy life in general.

my family was dysfunctional. i have always downplayed the negative. with all the serious trauma I suffered as a child and throughout my life, my physical health is excellent for a smoker my age, my mental health is well managed and my social life is a whole lot better than it looks to you haters because you can't even see me interacting with very many of my real world friends.

Homo sapien

you solidly fail at that.

So, argumentative hippie stoner with imaginary friends?

the argumentative hippie stoner is valid. my friends are very real. You just are not allowed to see most of them because we don't interact on my page.

Let's not forget that Tom has also said that he is a molester of vulnerable underage girls, and therefore a pedophile, a man who is sexually attracted to and aroused by images of young, prepubescent girls, and therefore a pedophile, as well as a man who has digitally penetrated multiple animals for sexual reasons, and therefore a zoophile. In his own words, unprovoked, on camera, numerous times.

Really? i had a single non-coital contact with a teen mature enough to make her own informed to decisions, i am not sexually attracted or aroused by youngs, girls, i have never digitally penetrated animals. You have to be a severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced , self loathing microcephalic idiot to believe nonsense like that.

 

[NaggotFigger]

not a lie

It's always a lie from your mouth, Thomas. Got any proof that they're not lies? Well, shit you don't gave real proof, only continuing shitting yourself in your hovel and sperg like a schizo.

my family was dysfunctional. i have always downplayed the negative. with all the serious trauma I suffered as a child and throughout my life, my physical health is excellent for a smoker my age, my mental health is well managed and my social life is a whole lot better than it looks to you haters because you can't even see me interacting with very many of my real world friends.

Saying that means that your family hates you? I guarantee that your parents wished that you never existed, especially your mother. You have zero trauma, you have shit health, you have a mental health of a unhealthy chain smoker, you have a nothing social life, you are also a friendless fucker. You are blinded by your ego, dogfucker. You have become a burden of the world and your family. Nobody would mourn for you in your funeral or grave, especially when you're in the verge of dying.

you solidly fail at that.

Care to say that again? You failed your own life, that's it.

the argumentative hippie stoner is valid. my friends are very real. You just are not allowed to see most of them because we don't interact on my page.

You don't even have friends, anybody would never dare to come into your trash-contained, junk food-contained, shit-covered and unhygienic hovel of yours. People would outright refuse your friend request, because of you and your life and your hygiene. No, you have zero friends, you have people interacting about slap the fuck out of your ass for your lies.

Really? i had a single non-coital contact with a teen mature enough to make her own informed to decisions, i am not sexually attracted or aroused by youngs, girls, i have never digitally penetrated animals. You have to be a severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced , self loathing microcephalic idiot to believe nonsense like that.

Yes you are, you child and dog molester. No shit, you would stalk and sexually arousing yourself for that prey that is teenage girls and children for you to sexually harass and scaring them. You finger dogs in life and you refuse to admit to it. Nobody here is impaired or whatever you babbles that they are. This isn't your hugbox or a personal blog. They all know that you're a shit person and that's it. Kill yourself.

 

[Toasty]

Really? i had a single non-coital contact with a teen mature enough to make her own informed to decisions, i am not sexually attracted or aroused by youngs, girls, i have never digitally penetrated animals. You have to be a severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced , self loathing microcephalic idiot to believe nonsense like that.

You're the one who said it my dude. Were you lying then or lying now? It's obvious that you are definitely severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced, and self loathing. Is that why your stories change depending upon when and who you are telling your stories to?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

my family was dysfunctional. i have always downplayed the negative. with all the serious trauma I suffered as a child and throughout my life,

“I have always downplayed the negative?” You blame all your problems on a routine operation to correct an undescended testicle, which you claim accidentally turned you from a woman into a man.

my physical health is excellent for a smoker my age,

And all the COMPLETELY UNCONNECTED coughing fits are just allergies, right?

my mental health is well managed

You literally argue with yourself.

and my social life is a whole lot better than it looks to you haters because you can't even see me interacting with very many of my real world friends.

We can’t see what doesn’t exist.

Really? i had a single non-coital contact with a teen mature enough to make her own informed to decisions, i am not sexually attracted or aroused by youngs, girls, i have never digitally penetrated animals. You have to be a severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced , self loathing microcephalic idiot to believe nonsense like that.

Doesn’t matter. You’re still a pedo dogfucker. By the way, what happened to “I’m not going to talk about the Sabrina incident?”

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

not a lie

Not a lie. You're a retard to sells fake gems to people.

my family was dysfunctional. i have always downplayed the negative. with all the serious trauma I suffered as a child and throughout my life, my physical health is excellent for a smoker my age, my mental health is well managed and my social life is a whole lot better than it looks to you haters because you can't even see me interacting with very many of my real world friends.

Only person in your family that's dysfunctional is you. They actually did something with their lives. You're just a joke.

the argumentative hippie stoner is valid. my friends are very real. You just are not allowed to see most of them because we don't interact on my page.

Spoken like a true schizophrenic. They think their friends are real too.

Really? i had a single non-coital contact with a teen mature enough to make her own informed to decisions, i am not sexually attracted or aroused by youngs, girls, i have never digitally penetrated animals. You have to be a severely impaired, psychosexually unbalanced , self loathing microcephalic idiot to believe nonsense like that.

I don't get why you insist on admitting your pedophilia and your disgusting actions Thomas. Children can't consent, ever end of fucking story. Kill yourself you disgusting pile of shit.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I lie

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I've got a list.

-A space alien
-A member of the FBI, CIA, U.S. Marshals, and Texas Rangers all at once.
-A veteran of both world wars, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Afghanistan, and Iraq.
-An android.
-An inventor.