Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Telefunken]

Spamming the same message over and over does not make you less retarded.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Spamming the same message over and over does not make you less exceptional.

Video replying over and over with Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon clips, however, does make you more exceptional.

 

[SuperHomoMate]

You're an idiot.

 

[Telefunken]

Video replying over and over with Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon clips, however, does make you more exceptional.

LOL I didn't even watch the video. I knew it would be :autism: and I was right.

 

[Doseferatu]

Great non-sequitur. Listen, if you give Darwin what he asked for, and if you give us a copy of the police report you filed, I'll stop saying you're a lonely man who needs less social interaction.

 

[Telefunken]

Sonic is a magnet for :autism:. Just like how Bart is a magnet for @DarthChaos' dick.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[Darwin Watterson]

You know it's funny. I didn't care about this cow at all, but the fact that he's been acting up in my jurisdiction has served to put him on my radar and I'm beginning to get invested.

I still love the absolute lack of self-awareness. Goes from an empty emotional appeal to a vague threat just like that. Almost as if a switch was flipped. Even Chris at least tried to keep his ruses going for a bit rather than abandoning them the instant he's told "no."

Mr. Loomis clearly has no understanding of the Streisand effect. If he did, he wouldn't have caught my eye.

 

[thismanlies]

This is the most autistic response I've seen and I've been following CWC's shenanigans for years.

 

[DuckSucker]

You glorious motherfucker you. How much you wanna bet he actually tried to write the essay and immediately realized he couldn't not hit the letter "e" key?

Well yeah, apart from the letter "r" that was the only other letter he was gonna use!

Just five paragraphs of autistic screeching.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm still lost on what exactly he's trying to do in trying to convince us that his two accounts are two separate people. All that would acomplish in the end is simply establishing there's two equally exceptional morons (one of them illegally) living with Ryan's mom under the same roof, can only communicate through online forums they despise, and thus twice as much content to milk from than if he simply never tried sockpuppeting this idiotic ruse in the first place.

EDIT: that word filter is extremely weird given I meant the verb form of m!lk and instead the forum interpreted it as a noun.

 

[Coldgrip]

@DarthChaos

So Ryan, how's that police report coming?

 

[DuckSucker]

It's partway on fire right now, why?

I mean we lost it but, I dunno I mean the dude obviously has a case otherwise why else go to the police! This might just be another one of those cold cases though. Even though we put fire to it. A lot of fire.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I'm thinking that his vague threats were about including me in the police report. Which is really funny to me. I want there to exist an actual legal document somewhere detailing a police report against a character in a Cartoon Network show.

 

[WeeGee]

As of this post the JackGroundrunner DA is active again http://jackgroundrunner.deviantart.com/
it seems he's really latched onto these names, and my guess is the significance of the last name Groundrunner is supposed to be opposite to Skywalker.
Edit: Deactivated again 5 minutes after this post LOL. And he reactivated Cirt1938 http://cirt1938.deviantart.com/

Lol no.
Edit#2: Deactivated Cirt1938 already.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You wish you would slap me, pedophile. Thanks to you, the Simpsons is cringe worthy. I think the only way you can be redeemed is by A) straitjacket or B) Being @Calooby's bitch.
You know you want him...

 

[Calooby]

But The Simpsons became cringe worthy post like, season 9 or 10 or so.

And he does enjoy my dick, we know it.

 

[Coldgrip]

And he does enjoy my dick, we know it.

But does he like it more than his gramp's dick?

 

[Calooby]

ye his gramp's dick is tiny and shriveled up, mine is long, strong, and like a fucking tree in the jungle.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh! @SolidMario How dare you lie to these nice people! That's it, you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded for 54956749674.67479646764 years. Go suck your sock's cock and wank your disgusting paphooie sack right nowness!

update: his latest antics seem to be taking action on my profile page, im honr.