Tickle-heads (The ASMR Community)

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Bruh it was ALWAYS meant to make your dick hard. This has always been esoteric jack off material.
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Maria/Gentle Whispers is basically the OG ASMR creator.

Unless you get off to hands turning magazine pages, touching seashells, stacking buttons, typing on a keyboard, shuffling cards, doing puzzles, or folding towels, her content is certainly not meant to get anyone's dick hard.
 
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God help you if he reverses his baseball cap. That’s why he’s the best of all time.


Also idk if I mentioned it but I once asked him during a live and the album on the wall is Close To The Edge by Yes.

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Also his music is funny:




 
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David Lynch "explains" Transcendental Meditation and it ends up being an ASMR video. It's David Lynch, so we'll never know if that was intentional. All I can say is, "Give this man more posterboards and giant markers."
 
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What if GhettoASMR were paralyzed suddenly and looked like this mutiilation album cover

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“Dorian! Long time no talk man, how’s the girlfriend?”

“She’s only 14 and a hoe”

“…I see.”

“Now what do you expect, we’re gonna dog her like a doggy”

“I’m calling the police, Dorian.”

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My favorite ghetto video


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Eat a bitch cat or sumn

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Eat a bitch cat or sumn
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
Latte ASMR needs to whiten her teeth.
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Her teeth are really good condition, it’s the hq camera, everyone looks different on one. You ever use one and it gets up close to your face like that?

I would say in terms of looks, Latte is dominating. GhettoASMR can’t compete, there’s just no competition.

As Dorian would say: python botting physical appearance, she’s not allowed to do that, that goes against torah law. It’s like surpressing and oppressing him in Israel again. He needs love, ppreciation and tips on fuckin paypal.
 
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HumbleServantOfRizzler said:
As Dorian would say: python botting physical appearance, she’s not allowed to do that, that goes against torah law. It’s like surpressing and oppressing him in Israel again. He needs love, ppreciation and tips on fuckin paypal.
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None of your posts make any goddamn sense, you're posting huge images of some ugly retard with no context, and you're shitting up the thread.
 
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Did you ever watch that movie Speed?

In the movie, if the terrorist hijacked bus went below a certain speed, it would explode. Well, Dorian needs a certain amount of paypal donations, ppreciation, and sex, and if it does not meet his standards, he will die immediately. Why do you think he gets so angry? It’s hard to be patient when you have that weight on your shoulders.

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Hector Hamsteak said:
And she made an erotic video in the early days that has been scrubbed from the web. If I remember right it was a roleplay about the viewer having sex with her that included her moaning
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I still maintain that there is (or at least was) a type of ASMR that's not intended to be sexual, and a type that is. The line is increasingly blurred as we become more coombrained and demand that all media become pornified, but I do not believe that all ASMR was always intended to be sexual.
 
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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
I still maintain that there is (or at least was) a type of ASMR that's not intended to be sexual, and a type that is. The line is increasingly blurred as we become more coombrained and demand that all media become pornified, but I do not believe that all ASMR was always intended to be sexual.
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Oh I agree that not all ASMR is sexual, it's just amusing that Maria's lewd video was memory holed. I've always thought that the unintentional stuff, or the videos that try and mimic unintentional ASMR are the real deal.
 
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I love ASMR and it's sad that the community is full of lewd fapbait nowadays. There's some good male ASMRtists at least. Ephemeral Rift is a bit of a lolcow himself and has been in some drama but I like his videos for sleep.
 
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