✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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The classiest lady of all time. Trump needs to throw out that white-haired fagboy VP of his and run with Tila Tequila instead.
 
@Internet War Criminal , add this to the OP as I feel it's relevant.

She was kicked off Celebrity Big Brother here in the UK for praising Hitler. Here's some footage of her on CBB, not praising Nazis but insinuating one of the male Big Brother housemates is a pervert.

 
Internet War Criminal said:
Yes, the winner of her dating show decided she didn't actually want to date Tila and rejected her on national tv. She got dumped in the finale of her own dating TV show. And used the publicity to start her own modelling career and get a photoshoot in Playboy. lmao
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Why did she get rejected? Did the person just do it for attention or did she come off very negatively in the actual shooting of the show/
 
I remember feeling pretty bad for her when she got pelted with shit at Gathering of the Juggalos. They actually managed to give her some nasty bruises and a black eye from hitting her in the alien-face with a glass bottle iirc.

I hope she never reproduces though. Fuck. I would feel so sorry for her kids.

edit: fuck me, she's spawned :cryblood:
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
I hope she never reproduces though. Fuck. I would feel so sorry for her kids.
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....yeah, sorry, too late:

Petronella said:
Tila has unfortunately bred. As you can imagine she's a horrendous mother and the child's father is demanding full custody.
http://dlisted.com/2016/02/02/tila-tequilas-baby-father-wants-custody-of-their-kid/

And ever classy, she posted a picture of the baby done up to look like Hitler.
http://starcasm.net/archives/332711
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Bitch I Might Be said:
I remember feeling pretty bad for her when she got pelted with shit at Gathering of the Juggalos. They actually managed to give her some nasty bruises and a black eye from hitting her in the alien-face with a glass bottle iirc.
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Actually when I heard that I laughed. How the fuck did Tila Tequila think she could pull off a song like that at the Gathering of the Juggalos and not get shit thrown at her? Andyou know it was bad when Tom Green had to come on stage and try to distract the audience so she could make her escape. Fucking Tom Green!

Tila Tequila is a coked up little attention whore who never managed to make the A-list that she so desperately wanted to be a part of and instead whored herself out to whomever had the most cash. She's fucked up in more ways than one.
 
I was gonna say that a tila thread would be against the rules because tila is technically a celebrity but the OP is so well made that it can be forgiven, s'what happens when you put effort into shit guys. You get what you want.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
I was gonna say that a tila thread would be against the rules because tila is technically a celebrity but the OP is so well made that it can be forgiven, s'what happens when you put effort into shit guys. You get what you want.
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You could argue that she's no longer counts as one. Calling her D-list at this point really feels charitable.

Internet War Criminal said:
Billy Corgan, 2014 fat and balding balder, hasn't made a good song in 20 years and spends his time with his wrestling league and alex jones Billy Corgan.
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Hey fuck you Machina came out only 16 years ago.
 
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wagglyplacebo said:
I was gonna say that a tila thread would be against the rules because tila is technically a celebrity but the OP is so well made that it can be forgiven, s'what happens when you put effort into shit guys. You get what you want.
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Would she still be a celebrity when she hasn't been relevant for a long time?
 
If she believes the Earth is flat, she can think herself the whitest princess of all whites. That's delusional for you folks!
 
This girl is definitely threadworthy. I first came across her on that Heavy.com list of the Worst Internet Losers where her company included OPL himself (among others). And that was before the Nazi shit.

I feel so bad for her kid. I'm amazed social services haven't come knocking. I do think the kid's dad is kind of a moron for sticking his dick in this much crazy unprotected, but he'd still be a better parent than this sorry excuse for a human.
 
Is she even relevant anymore?

Syukoshoeko said:
How come some South East Asians think they're apart of a master race, they get called jungle for a reason
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Because white worship is a thing. Some minorities are so insecure about their racial identity, that they jump on the bandwagon to hate on their own kind as a desperate attempt to become accepted by the group they consider mainstream, which in many cases is simply the dominant race of their society, in Tila's case white because she is in America.

The reality is nobody important gives a shit that she's Asian. She's despised because she's an idiot, not because of her race, but she won't ever acknowledge that. Race is her victim card like autism is to Chris.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
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dang jews at it again
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I can't tell if she's being facetious or not. It's actually pretty damn funny either way. If this is her sober, I can't imagine the technicolor roller coaster of madness she expels when she's high.
 
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