💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Retink Retunk]

-Tim mentions wanting to bring on a Roman Empire historian to discuss parallels with our current times. Could Tim rein himself in enough to let a historian talk, at length, about a topic?:

Why does this guy look like a sex pervert in every still photo?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Why does this guy look like a sex pervert in every still photo?
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That may explain all the accusations against him. He is just naturally creepy, so any advance is an unwanted one.

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Tim had Kirk Cameron, the TV star, Evangelical Christian, & Crocoduck-Debunker, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Kirk does not believe Tim was old enough to watch Growing Pains, which premiered in 1985. Tim, then, makes a very strange birds & the bees, but with a banana:

-Tim is a literal bugman, because he compares the strategy to out-populate the Left as a "zerging" strategy from Starcraft, by overwhelming them with the "lowest level fighting units" & "volume":

-Tim discusses the anti-White nature of Google Gemini's image generation. Also, Tim notes that when requesting an image of a black family, it generates a caricature of blacks & did not include children in it. That would require adding children & removing the father:

-Ian wonders if this push for the "browning" of the world is part of a forcing it from those that want to make it happen, or "demonic". Hannah notes Whites are a global minority, & finds it weird that they are blamed so much for all the ills around us:

-Tim notes the weakness of Christians is their tolerance. Ian says "turning the other cheek" is not meant to invoke accepting continued abuse while remaining passive, but to provoke the other party into dishonouring themselves via either a back-handed slap, or using their left hand, which is used for cleaning oneself:

-To drive the point home, Tim brings up the classic bike cuck comic:

-Tim is pledging to donate the super-chats from this episode, & match the amount from his own pocket, to Kirk's cartoon show:

-I like that Ian asked Kirk questions, like this one, in the episode. Whether it be asking him to explain his faith perspective, how he sees the question of "turning the other cheek", etc. I like when the panel actually takes advantage of the guest & getting a chance to talk about their own topics, not news of the day:

-Kirk describes what helped him find faith in God, & Ian describes how he communicates with God, in an expressly Ian manner:

I love Kirk's face, listening to Ian describe how he learned to not verbalise every thought he had:


-Tim talks about matching the super-chats, setting the cap at $100,000. But it ends up that the system crash & he "loses them", because he got too many, too quickly. But, by the end of the show, Tim seems to know how much money he is donating, however:

I took a look at Kirk's site, & did not see a donation from Tim, as of this posting:

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-Ian goes full Rogan, & discusses seeing fractal patterns while high on DMT, & oh no, Ian is getting into the Kabbalah...:

-Tim discusses his desire to have CastBrew Coffee locations, everywhere, engaging in culture-spreading ventures to craft a "moral future generation":

 

[anustart76]

Kirk Cameron, the TV star, Evangelical Christian, & Crocoduck-Debunker

For some reason I kept thinking that's the name of the guy in the original Goatse image, but that's actually Kirk Johnson.

 

[Retink Retunk]

That may explain all the accusations against him. He is just naturally creepy, so any advance is an unwanted one.

If someone told me he was caught molesting a pineapple, I really wouldn't be shocked.

Ian describes how he communicates with God, in an expressly Ian manner:

Did Ian just describe developing sentience?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Did Ian just describe developing sentience?

Ian discovering he can perceive things and what might happen if he does them before acting them out.
Adorable. This is stuff you'd expect of a two or three year old just learning.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Ian is absolutely correct about this, it'd be a fool's move to say it before the election is over, but right after I hope he pardon's all those retards being held for doing far less than people getting let go for shit that is actually worse.

But, at least Americans can be happy that Donald Trump gave this bloke a pardon in the final days of his administration, instead of the 6 January people:

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Did Ian just describe developing sentience?

Ian is proof that simulation theory is real, as he was an NPC that transformed into a semi-functional human.

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Here is the new music video, which Ian did all that working out for, finally published.
It appears to be an overproduced message of "Drugs are bad, m'kay?", as the "eyes" of the demon haunting Ian are actually pills.

As you can see, the video uses a plethora of CGI & AI effects, as well. Though this did lead to Ian's rightward turn via bulking up for the video, so it was not all for naught.

Also, here is what Ian looks like if he cannot talk about graphene, on a daily basis:

Just let him get his spiels in, Tim...

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I did a second check of Kirk Cameron's crowdfunding site, & it shows Tim made a $42,000 donation. If his promise to match the superchats, dollar for dollar, was accurate, he received $21,000 via superchats & paid the same out of pocket:

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Tim had Terrence Williams, the pancake purveyor to be included in Tim's proposed "Anti-Times Square", as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim tries to boost sales of his "Stand Your Grounds" blend of CastBrew Coffee, as it seems to be lagging behind the others, which are sold out:

-Despite wanting him to be part of his Martinsburg commercial colony, Tim has not tried the newest concoctions from Terrence:

-Tim says that if a Carrington Event-esque crisis hit, he has "food, chickens" & shall weather it. i have the utmost faith it will not descend into utter chaos, in a matter of days:

-Tim says that the backup protocol for Branch Timidian employees, in the event of an internet shutdown, is Hannah churning butter, & Ian hunting deer:

-Ian says he was "shattered" out of leftism, when people started talking about banning 3D printed guns:

-Tim talks about how he started using the cross symbol from Independent Trucks, after the company dropped it, after complaints it resembled the Iron Cross. Ian says his name sounds a lot like Iron Cross:

-Terrence finds out Serge, the tech operator of IRL, is African-American, as he is an Afrikaner. No word on if he got an N word pass, yet:

-Ian says it may be his autism to blame for his inability to go with the crowd, & reject the truth before him:

-Terrence describes what being part of a black Facebook group, which advocated for returning to Africa, was like:

 

[anustart76]

Just leaving this here with no commentary:

Hannah churning butter

I would watch this.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Ian is proof that simulation theory is real, as he was an NPC that transformed into a semi-functional human.

I love Ian as a person, but damn is he retarded.

Tim had Terrence Williams, the pancake purveyor to be included in Tim's proposed "Anti-Times Square", as the guest.

I was going to ask if this was the black pancake weirdo, but then I saw his stuff in the background and knew the answer. I vaguely get why he's doing the grift, you can't really market products without it now, but I don't get his endgame. I want to say this is a weird ego project that will crash and burn as opposed to being some 4D chess move to grift into being an accepted brand by using politics to fast track brand recognition.

Going on Tim so often is probably a sign of the brand being too small.

I would watch this.

Where's the bonk sticker of TVA when I need it?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Just leaving this here with no commentary:

Unless Tim's secret involves blowing his brains out on a live feed. I don't want to hear a word he has to say.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Ben Kew, editor-at-large of Red State, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

*Ben & Tim joust over Elon Musk's political stances & position. Ben argues that Elon has taken a more partisan stance with the people he promotes, causes he supports, etc; whereas Tim contends Elon is not: 1:06:57-1:11:22

Clip Collection:
-Hannah was a big fan of the smoke monster in the new music video put out by Tim:

-Tim wonders what Jeff Bezos shall do with the billions in stock he cashed out. Tim says he spent $6000 renting the boat, which he & the Branch Timidians were on, after the Miami show:

-I guess Phil avoided the wrath of the wire pull, by prefacing that no one wants someone to go out & shoot a politician:

-Tim claims Bernie Sanders is a "social liberal", Ben says Bernie has always been socialist. Tim continues to advocate for 2016 Bernie Sanders, & condemning him for his actions/statements after that:

-I am always a bit confused by Tim's adherence to the "No New Wars" label for Donald Trump, as if he was de-escalating tensions during his tenure. Take for example Trump's actions on recognising Jerusalem as Israel's capital, attacking Syria without an AUMF or declaration of war, the deaths of Russian mercenaries at American hands, escalating the drone strike program, vetoing an effort to end U.S. support for the Saudi campaign in Yemen, approving anti-tank missiles for Ukraine, & assassinating Qassem Soleimani. While it did not widen into greater conflicts, as we are seeing now, I would say "No New Wars*":

-Tim declares he now "hate(s) Ukraine, with a burning passion", because Zelenskyy "steals from us":

-Tim gets a super-chat calling him "cringy af", & before he could launch into a negative spiel about what he thought of the super-chatter, Tim did his level-best to take the high road:

-Tim talks about how he became successful. It boils down to having good parents, & "actively doing something", such as playing Pokémon & Magic the Gathering:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim is right, though. Put your mind to it, & you, too, could accomplish great things. Like becoming Karl Pilkington, but with an inflated ego, wearing a beanie & living on a remote compound:

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

-Tim is right, though. Put your mind to it, & you, too, could accomplish great things. Like becoming Karl Pilkington, but with an inflated ego, wearing a beanie & living on a remote compound:

Poor Karl, he doesn't deserve being put side by side with this retard.
Tim looks like a pudgy, pale version of Andrew Tate.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Maybe the first 1/2 of today’s IRL stream was okay, but the 2nd half was Tim nonstop talking about himself and repeating the same shit over and over.

At one point he (iirc) said he had a meeting with Ron Coleman and Marc Randazza, plus some other lawyers, which he played as if he had called them together.

I took it as Tim was invited to sit in on a conference call because the upfront cost to shoot the shit with Coleman and Randazza cannot be cheap and that’s a steep price for a rambling stutterer to pay for a conversation.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Here is the new music video, which Ian did all that working out for, finally published.

As always, the best part about anything Tim is involved with is Ian. I liked the visuals, hated the music.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Graham Allen, of the Dear America podcast, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were co-hosts, this episode.

*The panel begins discussing the legal implications of libelous statements by Google's Gemini AI. As none of the participants have legal experience, it goes on to be more waffling on, than substantive discussion: 1:06:39-1:35:02

Clip Collection:
-Tim hints at the new music video being considered for "an award":

-Hannah was granted Cassandra-esque foresight, saying she would not be talking much this episode, but no one believed her:

-Tim claims that for the music video, it took 48 hours of rendering for 10 seconds of footage. Someone with better technical knowledge than I can confirm this as accurate, but it sounds like the trivia from The Hobbit flicks, where it took one processor-week to render one of Smaug's scales:

-When discussing anomalous white powder being sent to Donald Trump Jr., Tim says he has not opened a piece of mail in six years:

-Tim tries for a black humour transition to the next segment, saying "Things are certainly heating up" when moving on the story of the U.S. Air Force man self-immolating:

-Tim breaks down the culture war as being between "mass formation psychosis Left" & "rational, thinking, people". Tim says the former results in "garbled nonsense", & cites the libertarians arguing for children having access to hard drugs are in the latter, as they are willing to have a conversation about it:

-Tim continues to have power fantasies about what he would do as Governor of West Virginia, ordering his Attorney General investigating CBP's potential involvement with human trafficking. Despite Tim repeatedly saying how he is uninterested in running for any office:

-By "talking with lawyers", Tim meant pinging them on "X" & getting replies to his question, @ThisHill2DieOn. So, that is how he afforded to talk with them:

-Tim talks about how Chaya Raichik failed to articulate the harm that comes from gender ideology, during her interview with Taylor Lorenz. Tim discusses how he wants to bring Taylor Lorenz on The Culture War, because he can answer it:

-Tim says he will not be showing the video of the self-immolation, as "It's not what we do", as he just comments upon it:

-A super-chatter, who claims to have witnessed a UFO, while in the military, is asking for Shane Cashman to "delete what I sent him". The chap has super-chatted this several times, in the episode, according to Tim. When Hannah asked if he had a UFO experience, Ian says he only heard voices & saw images "off-world", but not a UFO in the sky:

-Tim mistakenly says they are going to super-chats, when he meant the members-only segment. Hannah reminds us that Tim, indeed, likes super-chats:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim goes on, endlessly, about having kids to "zerg" the Left, but it was Adam Crigler that would be the first beanie-bedecked father-to-be:

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[anustart76]

I skipped most of tonight's episode because I don't really care about the guest, don't really like Phil and Libby, and Tim was sperging too much, but apparently Tim decided to burn a ton of money by buying a bunch of Apple Vision Pro headsets for no reason in particular, and Phil decided to wear one on stream.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I'll never understand why he does this shit, engagement for twitter money? Surely he doesn't need the twitter money that badly.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I skipped most of tonight's episode because I don't really care about the guest, don't really like Phil and Libby, and Tim was sperging too much, but apparently Tim decided to burn a ton of money by buying a bunch of Apple Vision Pro headsets for no reason in particular, and Phil decided to wear one on stream.
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Tim has the unique ability to always find new frivolous gewgaws to spend money upon.

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Tim had Riley Moore, a candidate for a U.S. Congress seat for West Virginia, as the guest.
Libby & Phil were co-hosting, this outing.

It was a fairly bland episode, with nothing too interesting. Even the headset gimmick only lasted until 12:57.

Clip Collection:
-Phil could experience the "sewage" that is the YouTube chat flowing around him, on his Apple Vision Pro:

-Tim mentions the van he constructed, for the first time in quite a spell. Remember when he was going to use it to do on-the-ground reporting? Apparently, it has just been gathering dust, all this time:

-I do love when Tim talks about the inability of influencers to survive in the apocalypse, as if he would not be amongst them:

Bonus Bits:
-The things you can do on the Apple Vision Pro, but should not do, when others are around...:

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

*Timed out on editing, & appending this to my prior post*

Tim had Jameson Ellis, a candidate in the Republican primary to unseat Dan Crenshaw, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Jameson went full Texan, & came dressed in an Uncle Pecos cosplay. Though he really needs a better moustache for it:


*Jameson defends TikTok, as it is a platform outside U.S. influence & gives a method to reach Generation Z. Tim argues against TikTok, as being a foreign entity promoting barmy ideas: 1:29:38-1:37:22

Clip Collection:
-Tim does his level best to explain how Donald Trump getting more votes in a two-person race, compared to the uncontested Democrat primary, is indicative of the former's road to victory in 2024:

-I appreciate Hannah admitting to having no expertise on presidential immunity, & declining to speculate on it:

-When Jameson asks about Great Replacement Theory, Tim is slightly off the fence on this topic:

-Will Tim declare what he would do if he were Governor of West Virginia? Absolutely. Will Tim actually run for Governor of West Virginia to make these declarations into reality? Absolutely...not. Tim will ride this hobby horse until he gets splinters, but would not make the sacrifice of giving up his current lifestyle:

-The power flickers, as Ian prepares to challenge Tim about a CBP official making definitive claims that children are being given to sex traffickers. Tim says it is in another clip, but does not show that one:

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*Appending the 29 February episode, here*

Tim had Kingsley Wilson, chairman of the D.C. Young Republicans, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were co-hosting, once more.

It was not a terribly clippable outing, this Leap Day.

Clip Collection:
-Ian criticises the audio issues with Rachel Maddow & Chris Hayes' broadcasts. Tim brags how his studio is bigger than MSNBC's studios:

-Hannah is correct, we should not listen to broadcasters that promote drama & fear for attention. Now, what was Tim saying about the upcoming Civil War & global conflict?:

-Hannah asks if Ian would ever join a school board. Ian says, only if he has children in the district. Ian, also, says he has "been through a few pregnancies that, unfortunately, did not pan out". Ian claims his current life is "great & wonderful, & meaningless" without children:

-Tim will be lining up Michael Malice for the 1,000th episode, which is coming up in April:

-Tim cites some of his issues with Donald Trump, calling him "a 60" out of 100, but was the best president of his lifetime:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim goes for dark humour on "X", talking about how he is torn over the issue, as abortion is killing a child, but it is liberals aborting their children. Tim appends a disclaimer on how it is just a joke:

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This is why I infinitely prefer Ian's Jaden Smith-esque posts, instead:

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[Doctor of Autism]

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Anthony Tata, retired brigadier general, & political commentator, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

*Anthony talks, at length about his experience in Afghanistan, the Defence Department, etc.: 55:14-1:06:54

Clip Collection:
-Tim offered $1000 to the first person that could explain the meaning of "Eyes of Advice", via YouTube comment. Tim chose two winners, giving out two $1000 prizes:

-When Ian sees the word "code" in the title of Anthony's new book, Ian pulls an Ian by asking if the protagonist screams "Free the code!" & acts this out for us. Unruffled by Ian's exuberance, Anthony explains what the code is:

-I joke about Ian taking on the traits of a 19th century imperialist, with wanting to colonise Gaza, & all that. Ian really adopted the mindset, as he asks Andrew how Russia will take the Bosphorus Strait, which was the great focus of Tsarist Russia. I expected a follow-up on how would Vladimir Putin fulfil the 1000-year dream of retaking Constantinople:

-During the previous episode, Ian thought it was a Mormon belief that you could pay $50 to the father of a virginal woman you rape. But he was wrong, as it was from the Old Testament & it was "50 shekels":

-Tim cancels his ad campaign on "X" over the re-imposition of rules against targeted harassment via misgendering. Tim claims he launched a $25,000 ad campaign, of which $5336 was spent, when he approved of the direction Elon Musk was taking the site, but now is withdrawing that support: