Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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The Friday episode was prior to news of the strike on Iranian nuclear sites & President Donald Trump implying regime change, should Iran not cease its nuclear ambitions. Think of this as a test of Tim's prediction abilities.




On June 20, before the U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, Tim had Stacy Washington, a conservative radio host, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim opens the show, talking about rumours that Trump was being advised tactical nuclear weapons would be needed to break the facilities enough for bunker buster munitions to pierce them. The beanie boy brings up discussions allegedly had with non-interventionists & theorises these threats are merely a negotiating tactic:


-Another theory the beanie boy expounds upon is the threat of nuclear weapons being used is to offer the milder approach of a ground incursion into Iran, to take down the nuclear sites. Stacy makes the mistake of using Top Gun: Maverick's plot to explain how the strike would go. This lets Tim append A New Hope reference, as well:


-Stacy prefers to let the Israelis handle things, or barring that, use bunker busters, rather than an invasion or nuclear strike. Ian notes that this situation stems from the coup which removed Mohammed Mossadegh, in the 1950's. Phil tries to rebut this being pertinent to the current situation, but Our Graphene Guy actually does a decent job laying out the path from installing the Shah to the rise of the islamists which eventually took power. This talk of ayatollahs makes Tim reference a clip from The Simpsons. When Tim asks why he should care about Iran becoming a nuclear power, Ian surprises me by representing the argument from pro-regime change advocates well. As Phil brings up Ian talking about fomenting a revolution in Iran, the manlet musician jokes he sounds like a CIA plant. Tim adds to this, remarking that it would be hilarious if Ian's whole shtick was an act & he really was one. If Tim was the cover for Ian to make these kinds of arguments, (playing the beanie for him, if you will) I could believe it:


-Tim asserts that articles should not attempt to label the Minnesota shooter as a madman, because he wrote a letter to the FBI, claiming Governor Tim Walz (D) told him to assassinate Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) to allegedly ease his run for her office. He claims this should be labelled as an "op-ed", instead, to which Ian responds that if a crazed person made wild claims, the reporter should make note of that. The beanie boy brings up The Daily Beast write-up of his alleged catnapping, as an example of why things should be fact-based only, instead of choosing when to include editorialising additions. Tim claims, & Ian corroborates, that Emily Molli left her cat in Our Graphene Guy's care & Tim did not have it. Tim claims The Daily Beast was aware of the police not pursuing any charges on him & still published the article. After a nearly six minute detour into cat-napping, the panel finally gets back to the assassination story:


-The first super-chat brings up Pakistan nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize, which has become funny, in retrospect. The second, which leads Tim into talking about a joke he made using President John F. Kennedy's line calling for people to serve the country, instead substituting in Israel. Apparently it is drop several bunker busters. Tim, also, gets to gripe about being called a zionist:


-Tim hints that Jordan Klepper, from The Daily Show, may be appearing, soon:



-After news of the attack broke, Tim gave his usual stellar analysis:
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Tim brings up the risk of gas prices soaring, in time for the American summer travel season, due to a blockade of the Straight of Hormuz. The beanie boy sees this leading to a ground invasion of Iran:
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Tim re-posted Michael "Horatio Troonblower" Cernovich's take that this was an offence to the MAGA base & offers little room for future failures by the Trump administration:
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But this is followed up with Tim agreeing with Charlie Kirk that people should not over-react to Trump bombing a sovereign nation:
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
But this is followed up with Tim agreeing with Charlie Kirk that people should not over-react to Trump bombing a sovereign nation:
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The amount of spin needed for Charlie's earlier tweets is quickly getting off the scale. He had previously tweeted that "a vote for Trump was a vote for peace". Now the argument is "he kept the peace by dropping a bomb". Hopefully the world doesn't need any more peace, because it's going to take a lot of bombs.

Trying to paint Trump as a perfect individual that never makes mistakes takes more and more and more back-flips to cover for his erratic planning and approaches. The likes of Tim Pool and Charlie Kirk are more than happy to do the necessary gyrations to preserve the illusion.

One of the signs of a die-hard fan is that their idol can do no wrong. There's so much cognitive dissonance trying to apply this to Trump that the discussions are getting more and more unhinged. It will be interesting to follow along for the rest of Trump's shift in the White House and see how his apologists keep up the act.
 
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On 23 June, Tim had Tina Descovich, the founder of Moms For Liberty, as the guest.
Ian, Phil, & Shane, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim goes over the new ceasefire set up by Donald Trump, & sees this as proving his worries about escalation wrong. Ian is more cautious, because the administration pretended to give Iran time to respond, diplomatically, but "sneak attacked Iran", instead. Tim has to admit this is a concern, but still claims the results justify this deception:


-Though Tim is ready to fearmonger over potentially missing uranium, which he claims Iran shall hand over to ne'er-do-wells for use in dirty bombs. Phil doubts this possibility, but the beanie boy claims that if it is distributed out & comingled with other radiological sources that would obscure its origin. Atop this, Tim argues that Iran would give it to the Houthis, in Yemen, to set bombs in the Red Sea, as a threat to get what they wanted:


-Tina asks aloud what many guests have no doubt done, inside their heads, which is what is Ian doing on the show:


-Tim tries to lecture a mother/professional advocate against troonery in schools on how things should be done. Tina explains that some parents do not want to strip their child of the chance to show off their years of training. He claims he would never allow his daughter to compete against troons, but being only four months old, the beanie boy has to admit he does not have that experience:




On 24 June, Tim had Batya Ungar-Sargon, a recent liberal convert to supporting President Donald Trump, as the guest.
Elad, Libby, & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim argues that because Donald Trump is "the commander-in-chief", he should be the primary source, & trusted, for information on the strikes within Iran, ahead of anonymous sources. He does admit that administrations lie, sometimes, at the least:


-The panel discusses Israel continuing to strike Iran, despite Trump allegedly telling them to stop. Batya & Elad come out to protect Israel, offering excuses as to why the Jewish State did attack, & actually had Trump's acceptance after the strike. Elad swipes at "isolationists" opposing Trump & his airstrikes, which include Rep. Thomas Massie, in his definition. Tim argues against this framing, stating that people whom are against a particular war are labelled isolationists, as a slur. The beanie boy proposes that airstrikes are not the same as a ground invasion, or regime change, so he accepts this from Trump. Batya asks if Tim thought Iran was aiming for a nuclear weapon & if he would have backed the attack on Fordow. Tim says he would not have supported the attack, even knowing the ceasefire came of it:


Tim asks what would result from a nuclear-armed Iran. Phil chimes in to say it would provoke an arms race, in the Middle East, but Tim rejects this, out of hand. The manlet musician notes that Tim should not ask questions he is unwilling to hear answers to, albeit in diplomatic tones. The beanie boy believes attacking undermines confidence in negotiations, leading to a nuclear Iran, anyway. If the ceasefire holds, Tim sees this as a major victory, but nothing changed for the average person. Batya disagrees, & lays out her reasoning for why it has been successful, regardless:


Tim responds by asking if the strikes only emboldened Iran & its proxies to strike back. Batya argues they are "psychopaths" trying to destroy Israel & hurt America, so they are already mad enough to use any means. Elad concurs with this, stating Iran has been clear about its goals & actions to undermine American interests. When asked why Iran would not choose to smuggle radiological material into Gaza, for use in dirty bombs, Elad says it would not be in Iran's best interest, but still states that making nuclear weapons was their objective:
 

Tim had Matthew Faraci, a podcaster that covers the United States-Israeli relationship, as the guest.
Brett, Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim did an ad read for a precious metals company, Lear Capital, & tried to claim he is not "overly alarmist, like the world is ending". This coming from Mr. Civil War, himself:


-With four days to spare, Tim announces his Pride Month skate boards. As you can see from the design, it took quite some time & effort to get these done. One of these can be yours, all for the low, low price of $55:


-Tim decides to endorse Zoran Mamdani for Mayor of New York, because it shall make the city suffer. Matthew tries to make a joke about Andrew Cuomo surprisingly winning the elderly vote, but Tim fails to get it. The beanie boy goes on to reject endorsing Eric Adams, as a compromise, because only through enduring a terrible mayorship may New Yorkers learn. Tate notes that this sort of accelerationism does not work out, as shown in South Africa. Tim declares that New York City is an "isolated zone(s)", but he would be concerned if it were a communist president. Because he no longer lives in New York, Tim does not see it as his problem:


-A super-chatter asks what an intifada is, & Matthew claims it is about "killing all the Jews". When he compares this to the concept of jihad, the beanie boy whips out a Magic the Gathering card which shares the name. Tim brings up the likely massacre of Israelis, if the borders with Palestine were removed, as an example of what a jihad/intifada is. Matthew describes living in a settlement in the West Bank (which he calls Judea & Samaria), & all the precautions taken to avoid harm from attacks by the locals. Tim expounds on the likely bloodshed, even if the most generous interpretation of "From the River to the Sea" is used:
 
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Remember when Tim said he didn't like to do sponsor reads?

As soon as Crowder got his hooks into him suddenly there's three of the fucking things at the start of the segments now.

1. Crowder's Mug Club itself
2. Some shitty rainjacket/hoodie combo thing. Real smart to market this during a fucking heat snap by the way beanie.
3. A tax/debt service.

God damn, I guess Bibi cast some sort of Jewish spell on Tim to make him crave the sheckles.
 
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Blacklight said:
Remember when Tim said he didn't like to do sponsor reads?

As soon as Crowder got his hooks into him suddenly there's three of the fucking things at the start of the segments now.

1. Crowder's Mug Club itself
2. Some shitty rainjacket/hoodie combo thing. Real smart to market this during a fucking heat snap by the way beanie.
3. A tax/debt service.

God damn, I guess Bibi cast some sort of Jewish spell on Tim to make him crave the sheckles.
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The beanie is transforming into a Kippah
 
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Tim had Billy Binion, a reporter at Reason, a libertarian outlet, as the guest.
Mary & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim promotes the upcoming Culture War live events, & seats are going for between $30-40:


-The only way Tim can come out on top of an argument is by doing so with someone worse at it. In this case, a limp-wristed libertarian arguing about using the state. Billy opposes investigating Zohran Mamdani over potentially violating immigration law, which may lead to his de-naturalisation, & insisting upon "the right" standing on principle, even if the left does not:


-Mary has to remind Billy that the concepts he seeks to defend are not based upon the consensus of random individuals, but those of European Christian origin, & you cannot just infuse any one into a nation & expect it to retain its values:


-Mary flies a little too close to the sun, noting how Zohran & Vivek Ramaswamy possess similar used car salesman-esque sliminess, but Tim quickly tries to pry Vivek out of the comparison. Mary notes they both are "foreign strivers, with a chip on their shoulders" looking to lecture heritage Americans. Tim interjects to state Vivek is a natural-born citizen, but Mary explains that it is a mindset both have. Billy squalls about how many others do not share his values, but he does not want them deported. Tim returns to Zohran's statements about preventing illegal aliens being arrested as grounds for de-naturalisation:


-Tim notes that illegal immigrants have children that are citizens, which vote to protect their parents, noting how California became Democrat-dominated, after the amnesty by Ronald Reagan & the backlash from Proposition 187. Though the beanie boy takes the time out to down-talk "White nationalists" as "the dumbest group", because it was the fault of Whites for opening borders to the Third World. He supposes that it is an inevitability for White nations to eventually open their doors to non-Whites, as well. Though Tim does forget two events preceding the current waves of mass migration, which planted the seeds of White guilt, leading to where we are, today:


-Tim looks up the definition of sedition, to support his case for prosecuting Zohran over his promises to defy the federal government detaining illegal aliens. When Billy notes that no prosecutor would bring the case. due to it being an action in a political role, not as an individual directly blocking agents, Tim labels them as "cowards". To refute Billy's claim, Tim finds another definition of sedition. Billy attempts to lay out the legal reasons why the case would not be brought, from prior Supreme Court cases, but Tim decides to re-read the definition slower & louder, in response. Billy seems confused by Tim's willingness to use the judiciary this way, & the beanie boy argues that due to Democrats engaging in lawfare, he is willing to pursue them this all the way to imprisoning them:


Billy explains that qualified, & absolute, immunity, for government officials prevents bringing charges against the prosecutors, but Tim does not accept this. He decides to bring up the latest Marvel slop-show, Ironheart, to make an example for criticising Billy's legal fidelity. The limp-wristed libertarian asks what crime did these prosecutors commit, & Tim claims they did sedition. Billy attempts to explain the legal reasoning used by the courts in New York to try Donald Trump, but Phil & Tim interrupt to make their disagreements heard:


It was at this point, Tim began to curse & treat Billy in a more combative way. It does not need to be said, but Tim is not a good debater:


Billy attempts to explain that reciprocating with judicial abuses is a not morally right thing to do, unless laws have actually been broken, but Tim does not accept this answer & only becomes more irate. Phil gets cut off so the beanie boy can argue away. Tim changes tack to the conviction of Jenna Ellis, having not gotten his way talking about the Trump case, & badgers Billy about it. The limp-wristed libertarian attempts to lay out that he agrees with Tim on these abuses by prosecutors, but they are protected under absolute immunity. Tim makes a moral argument for this, to which Billy does not disagree, but is unwilling to violate his principles. The best part was Tim criticising Billy for "writing, to raise awareness" of the issue. As if Tim is not doing the same thing, plopped in his mountain compound, railing at the camera:


This argument continues, with Billy stating that he cannot support misusing the law, as the Democrats did, while Tim claims this shows his cowardice & unwillingness to oppose it:


Tim insists that Billy has not been responding to him, while Billy reiterates the issue of absolute immunity granting protection to prosecutors during their work. The beanie boy misconstrues this, latching onto Billy mentioning this immunity protects them, even from unconstitutional acts, thinking that is what it exclusively does. When Tim confirms that he finds the prosecutors' actions immoral, Billy rebuts that the beanie boy should not want to do it, back, for that reason. Tim argues back that this would be "upholding justice" & people can be prosecuted "as they see fit", using the Democrat precedent. He begins conflating Billy with the Democrats, claiming he is tacitly supporting it, & has no answer, despite the limp-wristed libertarian repeating several times that absolute immunity is the problem:
 
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On 27 June, Tim had Will Chamberlain, now senior counsel of the Article 3 Project, to push for more conservative judges, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-I always appreciate how the designated doof of the show, Ian, does a far better job interviewing guests than the beanie-bedecked host. Tim can simply not restrain himself from interjecting, mid-sentence. Meanwhile, Our Graphene Guy asks a question, hears out the answer, & asks a follow-up:


-Tim attempts to get Will to agree with his legal take on charging Democrat candidate for New York City Mayor Zohram Mamdani with "seditious conspiracy", but the lawyer disagrees that is the appropriate charge. Unlike last time, Tim accepts this, without too much of a fuss. I could joke it was due to Will's virulent pro-semitism:


-Tim continues to talk about Ironheart, the latest Marvel TV show, despite the general repulsion or indifference of the panelists:


-A super-chatter says they have been trying to get Tim to accept his invitation to Camp David. but had no response. The beanie boy takes this super-chat, from an anonymous account, seriously, for some reason. Tim directs Ian to follow up with this person about the invitation. Mind you, Camp David is run by the Executive Branch, & they know how to contact Tim, directly, for events:


I went in to check the person that sent this invitation. After looking into it, the account appears to be some completely random person, whose sole video has three views, of which I am one:
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On 30 June, Tim had Josie Glabach, one of the Branch Timidians, as the guest.
Phil & Shane were the co-hosts.

It was not a terribly clip-filled episode.

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-Been a tick since Tim brought up gambling. But he brought it back, stating that MGM National Harbor, near Washington D.C., was one of the most profitable casinos in the United States. He waxes on about how this may be due to people money laundering to their preferred cause:
 
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TheRaptorJesus said:
Timmy is afraid they are going to ban mah gambling! How will he survive if he can't tell his fake stories about shit that supposedly happened at the table?

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Kill gamblers. Behead gamblers. Roundhouse kick a gambler into the concrete. Gambling is a malaise. I'm sick and tired of seeing casino and sportsbook billboards along the freeway.

Speaking of billboards, I saw a couple of Timcast IRL billboards along the PA turnpike near the PA-Ohio border a couple of weeks ago. If I didn't know who he was, I would have been confused about what it was supposed to be advertising.
 
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How are Tim's numbers doing? Is he stagnant? Growing? Or is he starting to bleed?
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According to Social Blade, Tim's IRL channel is stagnating, to seeing small gains, since the 2024 election:
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Looking at the last week, or so, of streams from Rumble & YouTube, they oscillate from lows of ~200,000 to highs of ~500,000 views.




Tim had Amber Duke, senior editor of The Daily Caller, as the guest. This is the sixth time Amber has appeared on the programme, since last November.

Elad & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-In a good representation of Tim's idiocy, he argues that if all of Congress was composed of Thomas Massies & Rand Pauls, the Trump agenda would be passed & the debt tackled. The beanie boy lambasts Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) for daring to demand concessions to garner her vote for the Big Beautiful Bill. As if representatives are not there to represent their state's interest & garner as much as they can for it:


-After a long break from mounting evidence he has a gambling issue, Tim has a right good cry about an addition to the Big Beautiful Bill, which reduces the amount of gambling winnings you can write off to 90% of your losses. The beanie boy begins stating how this could sink the Bill, now heading to the House of Representatives for a final vote, & how unfair it is to normal people that "have a league...do sports betting" & are "making $10, or $20,000 a year, additional to their income" via gambling in them. Which seems totally abnormal, to me, but I do not indulge in fantasy sports, or gambling, myself. I can only assume Tim was really counting on that write-off, because he begins cursing about how terrible this addition is, which is usually a sign he is losing his cool, during the show:


Amber & Elad come out supporting this addition, noting how damaging the proliferation of gambling has become, to the point people are gabling all they have on apps, from their homes. But Phil decides to challenge Elad, asking which is worse, gambling or pornography. The kosher correspondent rightfully rejects the false dichotomy to remove the sting from gambling's effect. Tim does agree with Elad, but still bemoans how this shall ruin professional poker, which he is quick to note is nothing like blackjack & craps, which are lacking any skill requirements. Apropos of nothing, Tim's preferred game of choice is poker. Speaking of which, Tim revives his dislike of gambling regulations in West Virginia. He claims that children can gamble at Pokémon tournaments & adults at casinos, but he cannot set up his own poker games with money wagers, without running afoul of the statutes. Elad says most children do not buy collectibles for the money, than playing card games, like blackjack. But Tim notes man-children do, so they can have content for YouTube videos:


At this point, Tim has now conceded that the average gambler is not going to be affected by this, but professional poker players (that are not ACTUALLY gambling, according to the beanie boy), tournaments, & casinos. The beanie boy claims that the gambling industrial complex shall mobilise to lobby for the Big Beautiful Bill to be voted down:


-Super-chatters bring up the gambling tax issue, & Tim vents his spleen, once more. Bringing up how badly the average person shall take this, how awful the very idea is, etc. The comparison of Pokémon to poker, the beanie boy keeps claiming both are games of skill & chance, but only the latter is regulated:
 
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