Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

I got a newfag that suck my dick til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA)
They even take it in the butt
Fuck for bout a hour, newfags want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin on newfags, bitch?
Kiwifarms straight shittin on newfags, bitch
Lick your toes, bitch?
Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)
The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked
Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home
I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way
With newfags givin head on the highway (ridin)
When the moon rises, I'm cumin in your fag's eyes yes-es (do it)
Just the way players play
Leave it up to me, I get fucked all day (yeah)
Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin cheese
Fucking newfags til they assholes bleed
 
Brb, gotta re-block the kikes, faggots, HHH, and other worthless opinion-havers.
 

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Demislob said:
Just don't post anything retarded, simple as. Take a year or two or three to lurk. It really is as simple as holding your metaphorical tongue when you get mad at the internet.
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Don't listen to this new users.

Don't lurk, that's dumb. What kind of a loser studies before posting on an internet forum? You could be doing just about anything else with that time, those are years of your life you're never going to get back.

Definitely post retarded things, it'll offend people who take things too seriously and if it's too retarded then the mods will sweep it up. Plus I'd rather have the opinions of the deranged than the opinions of sociopolitical obsessives or people who carefully engineer their responses to not upset a bunch of chud forum dwellers.

Just sort of spread your retardation around so it isn't concentrated in one place and don't post anything criminal. There you go.
 
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Meat Target said:
How tall are you, newfags? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Do you suck dick? No? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

You look like the kind of fags who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound!
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I literally rewatched FMJ today. Fuckin' timing.
 
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Stabmaster Arson II said:
Remember to share as much about your life and political leanings as possible, so everyone knows about you. You'll meet like-minded friends here then.

Also it's always good to reuse a name you used somewhere else, so if you have any old friends here they can spot you and say hello!
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I scanned my government ID so that any old friends would recognize me but I'm just working out whether its better to it as my avatar or on my user banner.

My 250,000 page manifesto detailing my life story, political leanings and list of enemies will get posted in a few months after I've made myself at home but before everyone's figured out how much of a raging asshole I am.
 
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"Hey there welcome, my humble normie. On the kiwi farm threads there's over three things to see"

  1. Big fat woman.
  2. Poorly run tranch.
  3. Do a culture war shitshow. Hey this is fun!
 
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