Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

[Timmy Jolsen]

Reminder that even if you were an oldfag, being unable to recover your account means you are retarded and thus have to turn in your oldfag card. You are still a newfag

I was still a newfag (less than a year on the site) when I lost the account. Does this make me a double newfag? And does this mean I have to post double feet pics? I have questions that need answering here.

 

[a sniggering niggard]

Join date privilege is real.

 

[Butcher Pete 2]

Reminder that even if you were an oldfag, being unable to recover your account means you are retarded and thus have to turn in your oldfag card. You are still a newfag

Considering that the only thing preventing the troon hacker from downloading the database of usernames, email addresses, and the IP address you connected from was a lucky break, using a throwaway email unconnected to anything else I do still looks like a smart choice.

“You cannot be betrayed by people you don’t trust.” That isn’t just the “he won’t willingly give me up” kind of trust; it’s also the “he won’t accidentally/incompetently give me up” kind of trust.

Josh is far better at “the computers” than me. But I’m not going to bet that he can take on the programmer socks army all alone.

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

Everything I touch turns to shit, also skittles, but mostly shit. So I make no promises whatsoever.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Hi to the fresh meat. Once you enter you can never leave.

 

[King George III]

I should have made an account three years ago. I am retarded.

 

[Pissmaster]

A CHLOROFOAM RAG FOR EVERY NEWFAG

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Floodgate people are Fresh Meat, yet invitation people from Nov-Dec are also Fresh Meat
Unless they were really active

 

[Miscellaneous Cargo]

But what if they're into that?

you caught me

 

[Become Worse]

Getting an invite code would have meant I had to make friends and/or interacted with people prior to the hack. No thanks.

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

You can't rape the willing.

 

[Freya 333 Kalki 999]

"Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation"

 

[canalCrab]

Join date privilege is real.

To cite the show Boondocks: "Wait a minute, I'm white"
Just don't give a shit.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

"Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation"View attachment 4062033

Excuse me, we also harass blacks, women, and the mentally feeble.


Also you might want to learn how to thumbnail images if you don't want Dear Leader to pitch a fit at you. Big images like that take up a lot of bandwith.

 

[JackoVerde]

what if you aren't a true newfag?

an old fag who came back.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH!

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

what if you aren't a true newfag?

an old fag who came back.

We're a step below the newfags, especially if the reason you're new is because you lost access to your old account after the September incident. Welcome to the club man, unfortunately we're not allowed to have any sharp objects or shoelaces in here, but it's okay.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Lurk More Exclusively, than sign up.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Reminder that even if you were an oldfag, being unable to recover your account means you are retarded and thus have to turn in your oldfag card. You are still a newfag

Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with. Although, to be fair, I hadn't been here long enough to get my oldfag card anyway.

 

[Wyald]

I welcome all newfaggots as long they don't parade their /pol/ faggotry or Reddit shittery.