Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

[Looney Troons]

The best advice I can give prospect newfags is to read threads in their entirety before even considering posting. Get a feel for the thread’s tone. Read the room. In most cases, no one is going to give a shit about your heartfelt soliloquy on a given subject, and it’s a good way to begin to be terrorized on the site.

Also, have fun. Log out of you begin to take things too personally. Failure to do this is basically giving everyone else permissions to call you a faggot and ridicule you.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

Finally. I had this awesome Brianna Wu youtube I was champing at the bit to post. But I'm a moron who forgot my email password and couldn't use my old account. This is my 3rd or 4th account because I'm too stupid to remember passwords.

Also, lowtax still dead lol

 

[Tism the Return II]

But what if they're into that?

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Just a disposable email cuck

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

For those of you that have two X chromosomes and are large and in charge, Null is still searching for his Queen Kiwi. Email him your best mukbang shots and for the anyone feeling extra confident, feet pics.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

But what if they're into that?

I live in a state where anyone can get medical marijuana if they get "cyberbullied" enough.

In an unrelated note, I sure hope nobody calls me a faggot and tells me to kill myself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Don't forget, newfags: you are here forever.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Don't worry we won't bully you unless you're retarded.

 

[lysol terminal]

Hi new flesh.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

newfags mean we will both have decent members and retards we can milk (maybe we'll have another tex15 or orsonzedd if it comes to that lol)

 

[Ewan McGregor]

heartfelt soliloquy on a given subject

Yeahh, those newfags are definitely the worst

 

[lightswitchdoll]

For those of you that have two X chromosomes and are large and in charge, Null is still searching for his Queen Kiwi. Email him your best mukbang shots and for the anyone feeling extra confident, feet pics.

Unless you're br*tish. Bongs need not apply.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

All newfags should be required to read at least one full thread about a non-political lolcow before joining . When I say non-political, what I mean is a lolcow who isn't related to America First, IBS, Destiny or Keffals. Twitterfags like MovieBob and Fatrick are acceptable.

The politicization of this site is a bigger threat than Keffals ever was.

No, first they should go to the Ukraine thread in Happenings and post their opinion on the war, including detailed descriptions of what they believe that Russia/NATO/Ukraine should be doing. Can add a few paragraphs from their personal manifesto, so we know the person is politically-savvy and has reasonable beliefs.

 

[elastic eye]

maybe we'll have another tex15 or orsonzedd if it comes to that lol

Dang dude it's only Monday, not ready for that.

 

[RussianParasite]

You are new, you are fags, and I would NOT have sex with you.

 

[Lokenstien]

Welcome newfags. Remember that the core idea of the Kiwifarms is to laugh at retarded people do retarded things. This isn't some right wing tranny hating utopia that the last round of 2022 users seemed to think it was. Its basically the internet version of a freakshow which means audience participation is not allowed and getting upset about the acts should be your cue to take some time offline until you can chill the fuck out about retards. Also spend at least a week lurking and reading threads, just because you can post now doesn't mean you should.

I look forward to seeing how the fresh meat prevails. I'm sure some will fit right in and others will be a wonderful target for rotten tomatoes. Either way the Kiwifarms will have its fun.

 

[Wormy]

If you haven't RUN by now, there's no hope for you.

You're in the rightest of right wing hell, kiddies. You better be straight up neo Nazi, gas the Jews, Hitler-Did-Nothing-Wrong white supremacist level to be in with the cool kids here. If you are one of these types, you just got punted into Nirvana.

If you ain't, prepare your anus.

As @Lokenstien said though, this place will have it's fun...and it's pound of flesh...regardless.

Bitch I registered to Prodigy internet in 1994 I am grandfathered in to all websites in perpetuity.

*fistbump* Preach, fellow old man....

How tall are you, newfags? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Do you suck dick? No? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

You look like the kind of fags who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound!

John Wayne, is that you?

Is this me?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

This is also a pro-vaccine community, any unvaccinated newfags will be required to take their covid shot to be able to keep posting here.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

hello new friends

 

[A-Stump]

Newfags are newfriends, pal