Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Nader's Branch]

In a way, I feel sorry for Chris' entire life. I know he's an adult, and ultimately his choices are his own, but I won't deny that his parents definitely played a critical role in fucking him up royally. If they had gotten him the help he needed instead of trying to "normalize" him by sending him to regular school, and had been more proactive in dealing with his autism, he very well could have had a much better life. They really seemed to think his autism would just magically go away on its own, and that was a huge mistake.

This totally. The biggest tragedy is his whole life. He was one of the original lolcows and while shit all started out as fun and games, too many hands got into the pot and things went side wise for him. Bro had his situation and was fucking stupid so there was a perfect tsunami of milk and he was never going to be a normal fucking loser. It all was a tragedy.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Chris was intimidated by Bob. He would 100% be the cuck tugging on his limp bent duck.

Chris was intimidated by every person he ever interacted with in any way that was of the same gender as him. Why do you think he hated those damn male jerks so much?

 

[W00K #17]

Chris will never have a normal life, but it's still possible for him to have *a* life. He has funding in the form of his tugboat, and he can still make some money on the side from his artistic endeavors (as long as it isn't so much that he loses his tugboat).

I consider the Gunt to have a more reprehensible personality than Chris -- he's definitely more physically disgusting -- yet somehow he has a 5/10 horse-like girlfriend who is a big enough deviant to stay with him.

Actually making it work, however, would require a level of lucidity that Chris doesn't have.

5/10?

Well, I guess she's not fat, and that equals 5/10 by Virginia standards..

 

[Spez]

That plaque on the shed always gave me a shot of "feels".

The Plaque has always been my hardest piece of christory to swallow, to think in another dimension Bob and little Chris could have been making little projects having a blast together.

 

[Shibaru]

The Plaque has always been my hardest piece of christory to swallow, to think in another dimension Bob and little Chris could have been making little projects having a blast together.

I Like to think that too, maybe we're all in the wrong timeline, and the correct timeline was chris and bob getting older, making stuff together, until one day; bob "hands the keys to the shed" to chris, allowing chris to move on and follow his father's footsteps and gets a career job at General Electric.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I Like to think that too, maybe we're all in the wrong timeline, and the correct timeline was chris and bob getting older, making stuff together, until one day; bob "hands the keys to the shed" to chris, allowing chris to move on and follow his father's footsteps and gets a career job at General Electric.

Chris can barely make shit fall out of his ass, let alone become a mechanic or an engineer

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I'm sure that some people have felt the same that I do and have talked about it in the thread, but I do want to mention how bittersweet the video of Chris at the bar with Kim Wilson and her friend is. The saddest videos of CWC aren't the ones where he's distressed after being trolled or having a schizophrenic breakdown, but rather the ones where he's normal and seems like anyone you'd encounter in public and maybe chat with for a minute but never think twice about. There's no Sonichu medallion (visible on his person), he's not sperging out about his love quest, he's just sharing a drink with friends.

The problem is that if he gets too comfortable somewhere, eventually he'll fuck it up somehow. Either by things that aren't really his fault (trying to act like other people do, but being so awkward/creepy that even the same actions result in different reactions from other people), or by compensating for that by letting his sense of entitlement get the better of him.

 

[Hepativore]

The problem is that if he gets too comfortable somewhere, eventually he'll fuck it up somehow. Either by things that aren't really his fault (trying to act like other people do, but being so awkward/creepy that even the same actions result in different reactions from other people), or by compensating for that by letting his sense of entitlement get the better of him.

Plus, I am sure that the fact that he raped his own mother is going to follow him for the rest of his life as it has given him a whole new level of infamy, even among people who would normally just dismiss him as some random tard.

 

[Proud Clussy Enjoyer]

I'm sure that some people have felt the same that I do and have talked about it in the thread, but I do want to mention how bittersweet the video of Chris at the bar with Kim Wilson and her friend is. The saddest videos of CWC aren't the ones where he's distressed after being trolled or having a schizophrenic breakdown, but rather the ones where he's normal and seems like anyone you'd encounter in public and maybe chat with for a minute but never think twice about. There's no Sonichu medallion (visible on his person), he's not sperging out about his love quest, he's just sharing a drink with friends.

I just opened that video, saw a comment that was posted 13 years ago and was hit with how sad that is. He has had over a decade of knowing what it is like to be a non over the top autistic presenting person and nothing could change his trajectory. I would of offed myself after a single year in his shoes.

This is a close second in how depressing it is.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I'm of the opinion that if he had somehow found himself a wife either in high school or shortly thereafter things would have worked out much better for him.

Granted he still would have been a weird sped in a lot of ways but having a wife to care about and maybe children as well would have allowed him to focus his energies on a constructive life and kept him grounded in reality.

Instead he was alone for so long that the Internet and his imaginations completely devoured his life.

 

[John Freeman]

I think for most including myself, when bob died.
He tried desperately to prop up the best of Chris. He tried to bolster and encourage his interest in technology and culture. Maybe if Barb had died 20 years before bob Chris would have been still awkward but functional. Hell he might have even gone to school and become something.

Bob was a good man living a trashy life of addiction, but he was sincere. He wanted Chris to do bigger, better things than his autism. Barb was always and will always be trash who wants to keep Chris down in the mud with her. Well, if she’s even cognizant anymore. Either way, we’ll never really know what might have been now. 32 years late.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm of the opinion that if he had somehow found himself a wife either in high school or shortly thereafter things would have worked out much better for him.

Granted he still would have been a weird sped in a lot of ways but having a wife to care about and maybe children as well would have allowed him to focus his energies on a constructive life and kept him grounded in reality.

Women don’t just fix men (and vice versa). Chris wouldn’t magically be able to care about someone other than himself. He didn’t need to be a burden on some poor woman, but he probably would have benefited from normal friendly interactions with other people throughout his life.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Women don’t just fix men (and vice versa).

They fix some men, by giving them direction and something to be responsible for. Conversely if they leave the man it utterly destroys them.

Then there are the other kind of men who just don't give a fuck and feel liberated when they get to go out for cigarettes and never come back.

I'm not really sure which kind Chris would have turned out to be. He's certainly lazy, but with direction even some lazy people become un-lazy. We certainly know Chris can work hard when he has some sort of motivation, but that motivation is very specific to him, and earning an honest living for himself is not one of them.

 

[Little oak tree]

I think for most including myself, when bob died.
He tried desperately to prop up the best of Chris. He tried to bolster and encourage his interest in technology and culture. Maybe if Barb had died 20 years before bob Chris would have been still awkward but functional. Hell he might have even gone to school and become something.

Bob was a good man living a trashy life of addiction, but he was sincere. He wanted Chris to do bigger, better things than his autism. Barb was always and will always be trash who wants to keep Chris down in the mud with her. Well, if she’s even cognizant anymore. Either way, we’ll never really know what might have been now. 32 years late.

Bob probably was as trashy as everyone else in this shitty world.
I trust the smartest critic on earth that he was abusive, from what i understand he pushed away his own kids i can imagine how he was to his step son.
And Chris is a mixture of as much of Bob's demons than of Barb's

 

[Lone Star]

I think for most including myself, when bob died.
He tried desperately to prop up the best of Chris. He tried to bolster and encourage his interest in technology and culture. Maybe if Barb had died 20 years before bob Chris would have been still awkward but functional. Hell he might have even gone to school and become something.

Bob was a good man living a trashy life of addiction, but he was sincere. He wanted Chris to do bigger, better things than his autism. Barb was always and will always be trash who wants to keep Chris down in the mud with her. Well, if she’s even cognizant anymore. Either way, we’ll never really know what might have been now. 32 years late.

I'd feel that way, except Chris made it clear he just wishes Bob was around to handle the bills and stuff, so I feel pretty apathetic.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

There's some i can list, but for me was when his aunt passed away during the bluespike saga, trolls mocked it by calling it delicious

 

[King Metalia]

I'm sure that some people have felt the same that I do and have talked about it in the thread, but I do want to mention how bittersweet the video of Chris at the bar with Kim Wilson and her friend is. The saddest videos of CWC aren't the ones where he's distressed after being trolled or having a schizophrenic breakdown, but rather the ones where he's normal and seems like anyone you'd encounter in public and maybe chat with for a minute but never think twice about. There's no Sonichu medallion (visible on his person), he's not sperging out about his love quest, he's just sharing a drink with friends.

Those videos are very sad yes but nothing compares to the sadness of the infamous Christmas 2004 video.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

When his prom date didn't fuck him.

 

[GrimPortents]

All-in-all, I feel most sorry for Chris having been raised by Barb. Bob was a shitty person, lets not delude ourselves, but I think he actually had good intentions with Chris. Barb, on the other hand, has been a manipulative bitch from day one and was only ever out for herself. I wonder what might've happened had Barb either never came to live with them in Chesterfield. Doubt much would have changed except for him being a motherfucker.

 

[Macreedy_]

I can't say I've ever felt bad for Chris for any one thing hes done. But once in a while, I think of the time Chris got asked out on a date at the mall by a girl in real life, to then find out it was a joke. Just because it reminds me of an autistic disney weeaboo kid I went to high school with who gave a girl flowers on valentines day, just for her to throw them in the garbage when he wasn't looking. Other then that, most of Chris' actions were so short sighted its hard to genuinely feel sorry for him. You can't pity someone whos their own worst enemy.