Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[EvilFatjon]

The most light hearted, silly, and least cruel saga makes you real sad? How does modern Chris not make you wanna kill yourself?

It does. I just cope with it.

I thought everyone else here felt the same. Chris is not the same person anymore, it's just a huge illusion. That's why the Kiwi Farms exist. He hasn't been the Lolcow of interest since around the Tomgirl Saga. Everyone feels like that, even if in different intensities.

I felt bad when Bob died. Everything else is pretty much his own fault in one way or another.

Yeah, that's right. Do you think Chris remembers his dad's letters today? Or the Dimensional Merge erased them too along with the smallest bit of humanity he used to have?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Odd, maybe, but I just feel sorry for him on what was presumably said and done the day that the postcard of him humping Kimmi showed up without warning addressed to his parents. However it went, it can't have been pleasant.

 

[Deadpool]

It does. I just cope with it.

I thought everyone else here felt the same. Chris is not the same person anymore, it's just a huge illusion. That's why the Kiwi Farms exist. He hasn't been the Lolcow of interest since around the Tomgirl Saga. Everyone feels like that, even if in different intensities.


Yeah, that's right. Do you think Chris remembers his dad's letters today? Or the Dimensional Merge erased them too along with the smallest bit of humanity he used to have?

I literally couldn't give a shit less about what happens to Chris or any other lolcow. They're a source of amusement to me and no more.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The time where his Mom emotionally manipulated him to stay by saying she'll die if she leaves. Chris was really looking forward to getting out the house too. His mom is a real bitch.

Not to get too A-Loggy here, but I agree, he should have just let her die like she said she would. She literally contributes nothing to his life anymore.

Honestly, I'd say that as much as I find the idea of the merger funny, I'd have to also go out and say that him being manipulated by Barb, the Idea Guys and the Troons is incredibly disheartening to witness. Especially with how little anything against them has done to stop their attitudes.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Finding out he could of had something closer to a normal life if his parents listened to the school official advice to get him into a special place.

Bluespark.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think the most I've felt sorry for him, would be the bluespike saga. But then Chris screwed himself on it, so feeling sorry for him went out the window.

I would feel sorry for Bob's death, but knowing that Bob wanted to fight fire with fire and encouraged Chris to troll others, made me feel less sorry. I think the stinger at the end was Bob's letters to Chris and how Bob thought chris could use Sonichu as a mascot for autism to which Chris scoffed at.

 

[TendingTheFields]

The pickle medallion video. Usually I have a dark sense of humor but that one is just too cruel.

 

[Alex Krycek]

When the Tomgirl shit first started I was beyond amused and pretty much laughing at it every day. However now.... oh fuck no, whoever put that notion in his head can suck a cock.

 

[GethN7]

I'm not sure how much it means to Chris now, but he definitely was tore up over the death of Bob, and I'm not going to be an asshole over losing a family member, anyone who could do that is an utter shitheel. Sure, Bob wasn't the best father, but it's clear in his own myopic way he at least wanted to safeguard his son from getting any worse, and Chris still had some love for the man who raised him at the time.

 

[HeyYou]

 

[JULAY]

When trolls sent him to some ghetto ass part of Cleveland. There are some seriously rough parts of that city that are dangerous as fuck for normal people let alone a naive fat Caucasian autist wearing a clown shirt and driving Son-Chu. He's lucky that he didn't get beaten and robbed by niggos.

 

[Smooth Calculator]

I have a feeling Im gunna feel alot worse for him soon...... barb dies, lose the house what ever it may be but I do have a feeling its coming

 

[TaimuRadiu]

When his dad died and when the fire happened.

He's not downright evil like many, many other lolcows, he didn't deserve something that bad.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Definitely the deaths of Patty and Bob (to a degree) and the BlueSpike incident. That was bloody disgusting.

 

[Mason Verger]

He's not downright evil like many, many other lolcows, he didn't deserve something that bad.

That’s why Chris is one of the only cows I keep up on. Yes he’s an idiot that’s also an entitled asshole at times, but he doesn’t make me want to put my fist through drywall like an onision or dsp.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I feel bad that he doesn't seem to have any real friends. The people he surrounds himself with are massive pieces of shit who have no qualms manipulating a mentally handicapped man for money or e-fame.

 

[JULAY]

I feel bad that he doesn't seem to have any real friends. The people he surrounds himself with are massive pieces of shit who have no qualms manipulating a mentally handicapped man for money or e-fame.

Who would want to actually be friends with a fat, smelly, sexually confused (and above all, boring) autist?

 

[Metatarsupial]

Never.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Who would want to actually be friends with a fat, smelly, sexually confused (and above all, boring) autist?

I dunno, I'm sure most Kiwis have plenty of friends.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Who would want to actually be friends with a fat, smelly, sexually confused (and above all, boring) autist?

That's describing a good chunk of the people who genuinely share Chris's main non-delusional interests.