Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[AtismuBizmo]

Sorry no.

(And who exactly would pay for this?)

I trust the good citizens of rural Virginia to figure out for themselves as to what level of services for autists they need and/or want.


There is a tradeoff to anything in life. You can’t expect to live in rural Virginia, and get the benefits of cheaper living, less stress and crime and more space. And also get the same kind of access to social services and specialized programs as you do in metropolitan areas.

And of course, the Chandlers DID receive offers of help, but mostly turned them down. (Chris was diagnosed at the university hospital though, and also received speech therapy if I recall correctly.)




Three important conclusions that the vast majority of Christorians come to are:

1: Chris is an irredeemable asshole.

2: The main source of Chris’s problems... Is Chris.

3: It’s useless to get mad at him. Or to help him. He is what he is. The cat raids a birds nest because it’s in its nature. Likewise, Chris is a selfish grifter and does stupid shit because it’s in his nature.

I get it. But not all handicapped people are evil, childish or corrupt like Chris is. I do blame his parents to a reasonable degree, particularly how little services they put Chris in, and how they babied him as he read Goosebumps books into his teens, and how Barbara kept making boxed mac and cheese when Chris was a teen/adult.

But Chris also acts like an angry toddler in a kindergarten playroom, filled to the rim with toys and video games from his tugboat. If he had true independence, he wouldn’t have spent his whole adult life in his playroom with mommy and daddy.

Offering reasonable services and education, though, could prevent a generation of (or at least many, though not all) handicapped and emotionally troubled people from becoming the next Chris Chan. I know we can’t fix Chris, but we could help those who don’t want to end up like him.

 

[Gramh]

It's not so much a singular reaction in his timeline, but a singular event in his timeline. The death of his first dog and how he had such a connection with her that the only way he could sort of cope with the situation is to make a comic character out of her to sort of keep her alive. Bob's death didn't even seem to register much in Chris-Chan's world view as anything more than a shift of responsibility to himself to take care of his "tribe". The worst part is that his dog is the first and, until he gets some serious treatment, last honest bond he will have with a living being.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's hard to feel sorry for someone who doesn't express sympathy for others, autism or not. Even when Chris does, it always comes in a backhanded way and makes it about himself. Barb raised him well.

 

[Lame Entropy]

When some trolls took him out to a bar for karaoke or whatever. Even his seemingly happy moments are painted by his trolls. Haven't really felt shit for him since then.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I get it. But not all handicapped people are evil, childish or corrupt like Chris is. I do blame his parents to a reasonable degree, particularly how little services they put Chris in, and how they babied him as he read Goosebumps books into his teens, and how Barbara kept making boxed mac and cheese when Chris was a teen/adult.

But Chris also acts like an angry toddler in a kindergarten playroom, filled to the rim with toys and video games from his tugboat. If he had true independence, he wouldn’t have spent his whole adult life in his playroom with mommy and daddy.

Offering reasonable services and education, though, could prevent a generation of (or at least many, though not all) handicapped and emotionally troubled people from becoming the next Chris Chan. I know we can’t fix Chris, but we could help those who don’t want to end up like him.

Yeah no.
Chris is an unredeemable asshole. You can blame Borb if you want, but Chris would always be Chris; The guy has completely lost it in his own.
He had all the possibilities to be a productive member of society. Bob getting his SSIDAUWTFBBQ. Started the ruin of his life, DStecks killed Chris.

 

[anti SJW]

Offering reasonable services and education, though, could prevent a generation of (or at least many, though not all) handicapped and emotionally troubled people from becoming the next Chris Chan. I know we can’t fix Chris, but we could help those who don’t want to end up like him.

Chris should be shown to people what happens to people that need help learning life skills that don't get it.

"Mrs. Smith, if you don't want your child to end up like this, the child needs these programs. "

That's the only value Chris has.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

When some trolls took him out to a bar for karaoke or whatever. Even his seemingly happy moments are painted by his trolls. Haven't really felt shit for him since then.

Yeah, trolls being the closest thing to being a friend is incredibly sad.

I'm not sure if the trolls who took him out were being malicious in any way, but they surely only hung out with him because of the novelty. They certainly wouldn't have took him out if he wasn't an e-famous lolcow.

 

[rVeRSeSI]

Frankly, I think I am done feeling sorry for Chris for any reason. He's a grifter who uses people shamelessly. If he were just autistic and otherwise retarded, I'd have some pity, but... no. We've seen too much of how he treats people who try to be nice to him. Fuck it.

Same here, I no longer feel sorry for him, he's selfish and pathetic.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I'd say it would be at the start of his "Love Quest" - prior to that, everything seemed to be comparatively normal, and it's when his "Love Quest" started that everything went downhill.

 

[Old Greg]

Having Barb as a Mother and Bobs age at the time he was born, Bob would've probably done ok if he was younger and realized help for the mentally disabled didn't amount to electric shock therapy anymore.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yeah, trolls being the closest thing to being a friend is incredibly sad.

I'm not sure if the trolls who took him out were being malicious in any way, but they surely only hung out with him because of the novelty. They certainly wouldn't have took him out if he wasn't an e-famous lolcow.

The irony is Chris believed that his initial fans were real. They were trolls, and they have have given him more attention than any other person would.

 

[crownthefempire]

As absolutely trashed as it was, I kinda felt bad when he mentioned that Barb threw out the classic shirt.

 

[Observotron]

Everything with Bluespike. I generally think that people like Liquid were funny, but Bluespike (in his multiple appearance) was always unfunny and was un-ironically more retarded than Chris. I'll chalk it up to their age though.

Other than that, I kinda feel bad for Chris now more than ever. It's just sad to think that this is pretty much it.

Chris is going through an identity crisis, Barb is on her last leg, Chris has no work experience and hasn't even improved on the craft they dedicated their life to. The only 'friends' Chris has are either imaginary or random people on the internet that just feel bad. The house they live in, despite being rebuilt, is back to being a disgusting cesspit.

On top of that, I severely doubt that Chris is ever going to find a man or woman that will truly love them. The only person I can see ever settling would be someone just as disgusting and manipulative as Barb.

Gone are the days of Chris being the internet whackjob we loved - now a grim reminder of the failings of the many systems we take for granted in this world.

 

[Troon Carey]

The part where he says he wants to pull the chunks of medallion out of his ass and Bluespike tells him to leave them in. Absolute horror at that point.

 

[Cool Spot]

His birth and when his dad died.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

When Bob died. I also used to feel really sorry for him after first watching/reading about the Bluespike stuff, but then I realized that Chris was probably more saddened by the fact that Julie turned out to be a Troll than getting conned into showing his medallion up his ass. A couple of weeks later he was back chasing Sweethearts again, which implies that forcing crayola fucking model magic up his rectum left pretty much no lasting impact on him. If he shrugged it off this easily, why should I feel bad?

 

[Fapcop]

When Bob died. I also used to feel really sorry for him after first watching/reading about the Bluespike stuff, but then I realized that Chris was probably more saddened by the fact that Julie turned out to be a Troll than getting conned into showing his medallion up his ass. A couple of weeks later he was back chasing Sweethearts again, which implies that forcing crayola fucking model magic up his rectum left pretty much no lasting impact on him. If he shrugged it off this easily, why should I feel bad?

Weeks? More like days, lmao!

The thing that people tend to forget about Chris is that he’s such a strange little man, and doesn’t think like you and I.

Chris functions... Differently.

Losing your online girlfriend in a traumatic accident or the humiliation of being “forced” to stuff a medallion up your own rectum would be devastating to most people.

Chris? He shrugs that kind of stuff right off.

But scam a few thousand dollar off him, or destroy his sign and tell him he can’t solicit in your school?! Now THAT is how you really hurt Chris on an emotional level.

Even years after the Idea guys, Chris will still sputter in rage and brings them up unprompted. And that one afternoon in MLWs office resulted in a deep hate and raging rants in emails even a decade later.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

but then I realized that Chris was probably more saddened by the fact that Julie turned out to be a Troll

I honestly think he was way more shocked about not getting his PSN back.

But scam a few thousand dollar off him, or destroy his sign and tell him he can’t solicit in your school?! Now THAT is how you really hurt Chris on an emotional level.

Cakefarts is the prime example of that: he doesn't give that much of a shit about being fooled into doing weirdo fetish shit for the whole world to see, but to this day he still gets livid about how he spent $11 on the cake and still brings it up sometimes.

 

[Fapcop]

Everything with Bluespike. I generally think that people like Liquid were funny, but Bluespike (in his multiple appearance) was always unfunny and was un-ironically more retarded than Chris. I'll chalk it up to their age though.

Every time I start to feel bad for Chris over the whole Bluespyke thing, I remember that it was hardly the first time he experimented with butt stuff. And that it was on a voice call, and Chris could just have pretended he was shoving it up there, lol.

Other than that, I kinda feel bad for Chris now more than ever. It's just sad to think that this is pretty much it.

Chris is going through an identity crisis, Barb is on her last leg, Chris has no work experience and hasn't even improved on the craft they dedicated their life to. The only 'friends' Chris has are either imaginary or random people on the internet that just feel bad. The house they live in, despite being rebuilt, is back to being a disgusting cesspit.

On top of that, I severely doubt that Chris is ever going to find a man or woman that will truly love them. The only person I can see ever settling would be someone just as disgusting and manipulative as Barb.

Chris’s current life is indeed depressing. And the worst part is, that this is Chris living his best life.

He could do whatever he wants, he’s financially secure in a way many people with shitty 9-5 jobs can only dream about.

Find IRL friends or a partner? Write a real, long Sonichu comic book? Travel? Run his own little Sonichu business and make bank? (Well, he won’t be a millionaire, but he could easily make $1K a month or more.)

All things Chris could do, that are within his reach.

But he chooses to sit and play Tetris, sperg on Twitter about his make believe bullshit, and pretend that he’s married to two cartoon characters and a Pokemon.

This is the good life in Chris’s mind and what he chose for himself.

I honestly think he was way more shocked about not getting his PSN back.

Cakefarts is the prime example of that: he doesn't give that much of a shit about being fooled into doing weirdo fetish shit for the whole world to see, but to this day he still gets livid about how he spent $11 on the cake and still brings it up sometimes.

Exactafuckingmundo.

Chris doesn’t care about public humiliation the same way regular people do.

But wasting a cake? Why there oughta be a law!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Every time I start to feel bad for Chris over the whole Bluespyke thing, I remember that it was hardly the first time he experimented with butt stuff. And that it was on a voice call, and Chris could just have pretended he was shoving it up there, lol.

You are actually wrong there, it actually was a videocall, but nobody was recording the video (you can hear Bluespike laughing and reacting at shit Chris does without Chris having actually said anything. It is pretty clear that he is actually seeing Chris at various points. I guess it was one-way only and Chris didn't get video from Bluespike).