Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[badselfeater]

Easily the Bluespike shit, but I guess that most, if not all, feel that way. The shit that gets me the most is that it can be so difficult to tell whether he moved on from that shit and others, or if he is simply unable to cope healthily. Perhaps both

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Easily the Bluespike shit, but I guess that most, if not all, feel that way. The shit that gets me the most is that it can be so difficult to tell whether he moved on from that shit and others, or if he is simply unable to cope healthily. Perhaps both

The bluespike stuff was rough, but at least the other trolls were there trying to keep Bluespike in check, for the most part.

The ideaguys did more damage to him, and his parents even more. And its looking we might be having another set of him with that shit eating post

 

[Squidgy Mess]

Bluespike and Bob are really the only times I've felt genuinely sorry for Chris. Bluespike kind of went beyond plain trolling IMO, it was way out of line and Bob's passing is just a shame. I can't think of many things that cut deeper than the loss of a parent and it's hard not to feel bad for someone experiencing that level of genuine loss.

 

[badselfeater]

The bluespike stuff was rough, but at least the other trolls were there trying to keep Bluespike in check, for the most part.

The ideaguys did more damage to him, and his parents even more. And its looking we might be having another set of him with that shit eating post

Yeah I agree that clyde + friends tried to hold him back, but its just so hard to even watch that shit.
Why do you say that we might be having another incident? have I missed something?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Yeah I agree that clyde + friends tried to hold him back, but its just so hard to even watch that shit.
Why do you say that we might be having another incident? have I missed something?

First you may think "wow, chris was hacked" but instead of just flat out denying it was him, he flew into a word salad talk that could barely be called a denial. Its very likely we made have a new person influencing him, or he's achieving final form and turning into Nick Bates, the poop pedo autist.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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First you may think "wow, chris was hacked" but instead of just flat out denying it was him, he flew into a word salad talk that could barely be called a denial. Its very likely we made have a new person influencing him, or he's achieving final form and turning into Nick Bates, the poop pedo autist.

Damn, Praetor works pretty fast, unless Chris was indeed hacked.

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Welp he did it to himself apparently.

 

[badselfeater]

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First you may think "wow, chris was hacked" but instead of just flat out denying it was him, he flew into a word salad talk that could barely be called a denial. Its very likely we made have a new person influencing him, or he's achieving final form and turning into Nick Bates, the poop pedo autist.

sonichu x pamperchu when?

I really hope he was hacked

 

[Hogar Grupal]

sonichu x pamperchu when?

Dirty. Crapped. Briefs.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Easily the Bluespike shit, but I guess that most, if not all, feel that way. The shit that gets me the most is that it can be so difficult to tell whether he moved on from that shit and others, or if he is simply unable to cope healthily. Perhaps both

Nope, to my (and probably everyone's) surprise Chris coped with that surprisingly well. He mentioned it once after this in a video and week or so later was already chatting with a new sweetheart. Hell, even gay ads from Thaddeus made him way more angry.

Also, I can't force myself to feel sorry for Chris on this one. Nobody was shoving a medallion up his ass, he was and he was doing it for a fucking PSN account, that he just got back by eventually contacting PSN support. Years later he would say "yeah, I totally didn't have to do that" which is funny on its own, because some time after Bluespike saga his PSN account was hacked again and what did he do? Humped his fucking PS3 and sang "It's okay to be gay'. Twice.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

The house fire. Even if it was his fault, it hit pretty close to home since the same happened to me (albeit when I was a young child, not a manchild like Chris). Losing everything you own sucks.

 

[John Furrman]

The house fire. Even if it was his fault, it hit pretty close to home since the same happened to me (albeit when I was a young child, not a manchild like Chris). Losing everything you own sucks.

Even though it happened long ago for you, for what it's worth, I am sorry for your loss. There was time where I thought the house fire amusing because I was immature, but yeah, now I recognize it as pretty tragic and the circumstances behind it concerning.

Since GenoSam has started to approach the beginning of the Idea Guy cult saga, it has been more salient in my mind. Chris has been spouting off lately about the Dimensional Merge, too. I feel some pity for Chris for being duped by the Idea Guys. Chris's continuance of choosing to believe in what they made him believe tempers that pity, though.

 

[A Grey Cat]

so apparently that marriage proposal Chris witnessed on stage at the gala at the last bronycon wasn't the only one he witnessed. apparently Mad Munchkin aka the Scottish girl who blocked him back during the blocking saga and the one member of the analysists Chris bugs even more so than dr wolf got proposed to in front of a panel that year too.


so yeah i can almost see under that façade of the "dimensional merge." and being married to mewtwo, magichan, and kryzel rosechu. Chris was just tearing up inside and asking "Why?" "why can everyone seem to find love but me?" Even though the answer why is right in front of him but pride and his ego will forever keep him from realizing it.


so yeah I can almost feel legit bad for him, almost because it's his own fault he's rendered himself an unsuitable mate no one aside filthy, pervey fat sockness could ever love.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Chris insisted that he was never bullied in high school because, c'mon, no one ever shoved him in a locker or gave him swirlies or anything else straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon.

It’s not spectacularly sad like being pushed into shoving a Crayola medallion up one’s ass. Just quietly sad,

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris insisted that he was never bullied in high school because, c'mon, no one ever shoved him in a locker or gave him swirlies or anything else straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon.

True. Chris was huge and could have had potential to be on the HS football team, but he was lazy and out of shape, so he became the waterboy team manager.

 

[A Grey Cat]

i kinda felt sorry when i saw for shrek's eyes only and it turned out it was the idea guys making him do it...but only by half because i remembered. Chris didn't HAVE to film himself jerking off to all star after pissing on the floor like one of his "pets." He could have just as easily said no fuck off and walked away. It's not like the idea guys had genuine black mail on chris (until they got their videos) or could legitimately threaten him into doing what they wanted. No all it took was a little photoshoping and some empty threats to hurt chris's own little imagination land by blowing it up with a moon laser and boom! chris got his white, naked ass in front of the camera making disturbing sex tapes again all because some guys told him they had a laser on the moon and threatned to kill cryzel rosechu.


all he had to do was own up and admit none of cwcvile is real and noby can hurt any of his creations because they dont exist. but nope chris even now refuses to even humor the idea his imaginary friends dont exist in any capacity if not in the real world than in another world he hopes to visit someday. Thats why i can only feel bad for him over the ideagate by half.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

i kinda felt sorry when i saw for shrek's eyes only and it turned out it was the idea guys making him do it...but only by half because i remembered. Chris didn't HAVE to film himself jerking off to all star after pissing on the floor like one of his "pets." He could have just as easily said no fuck off and walked away. It's not like the idea guys had genuine black mail on chris (until they got their videos) or could legitimately threaten him into doing what they wanted. No all it took was a little photoshoping and some empty threats to hurt chris's own little imagination land by blowing it up with a moon laser and boom! chris got his white, naked ass in front of the camera making disturbing sex tapes again all because some guys told him they had a laser on the moon and threatned to kill cryzel rosechu.


all he had to do was own up and admit none of cwcvile is real and noby can hurt any of his creations because they dont exist. but nope chris even now refuses to even humor the idea his imaginary friends dont exist in any capacity if not in the real world than in another world he hopes to visit someday. Thats why i can only feel bad for him over the ideagate by half.

I agree. If chris woke up one day, broke down on twitter or youtube and asked for help i'd be inclined to help him but it'd take him throwing the merge, cwckville, and his lesbian tranny soul shit out the window. but we all know he's so firmly rooted in his delusions I don't think he can ever come back to reality.

 

[Shydun]

probably him having to deal with kacey. chick's an absolute bitch

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

all he had to do was own up and admit none of cwcvile is real and noby can hurt any of his creations because they dont exist

Not even that. I mean, that wasn't the first time when someone tried to intervene into Chrises fantasy and previously he sperged, yes, but in the end he just retconned that shit and moved forward. I mean, look like he revived Simonla.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Never. because:

1) Everything is Chris' own fault.
2) He wants it that way.
3) He refuses help.
4) I think he is happy that way.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Never. because:

1) Everything is Chris' own fault.
2) He wants it that way.
3) He refuses help.
4) I think he is happy that way.

Is Chris actually married to his comic book husband?

Duckfucker is just as delusional as Christian. Don't try to a-log.