Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[Gourmet Race]

History never repeats itself but it rhymes

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

and it is worth remembering that exploration at depths like this is only slightly less dangerous than space travel

Retarded "I love science" normalfags always repeat the "startships would be like submarines IN SPACE!" like brainless idiots

A spaceship might be shaped like a sub but it wont be built like one because it only has to keep 1 atmosphere inside while floating in a vacuum, not withstand miles of water pressure around it, its a complete opposite of that

I don't know. If I was stupid rich this sounds like exactly the sort of stupid thing I would do.

I rather be in my mansion getting my dick blown 24/7 by a team of big tiddy instathots while I play Fallout NV for the 34th time than riding this plastic can into a fucking dead patch of the ocean to see a bunch of dead britcucks in an ancient boat

I would definitely take the Alvin over the Titan.

Also something interesting I read on Wikipedia about the Alvin:

In an emergency, if Alvin were stuck underwater with occupants inside, the outer body, or cladding, of the submersible could be released and discarded using controls inside the hull. The titanium sphere would then rise to the surface uncontrolled.

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I am betting the Titan did not have an escape system like this built into it judging by the photos of it. You would think a lifeboat type system would be mandatory on a DSV, but I guess some lessons need to be relearned.

Funny thing is that being an over 25yo design they couldve ripped it off and just build their own version since the patents expired, but bet it was too fucking expensive for this cheapstake fuck

You couldn't pay me $250,000 to set foot in the fuckin thing.

You wouldve to pay me 250 million, and now that this happened I would seriously reconsider it

(maybe the AA batteries died).

Wired controller chads win again!

Kind of like all the rich people passing all the corpses of other people on Mount Everest. Nobody takes this shit seriously, or looks at history. How fucking tiring this shit must be.

They are so fucking safe they believe they are immortal

These are the same fucks that say you dont need guns, because they live in gated mansions with tens of heavily armed ex-military guards, they have never experienced living outside that kind of place or even walking around without bodyguards

They're like fucking retarded children, greedy, stupid and oblivious to reality.

Because it worked for them so far

When the Kursk went down, everyone in that bulkhead was compressed into under a few inches against the wall

Sheeeeit, are there pictures of that?

When Bob gets arrested for all that kiddie porn on his hard drive

"No! I thought I was downloading kitty porn!"

That would be exceptionally cruel somehow.

Exceptionally funny more like

Matt Walsh says we're sickly people for joking about the sinking of the sub.

Ahbloobloo! little neocon cant handle the bantz? get fucked

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Well shit I was expecting something hilarious, like them being found stewing in their own shit

Also heard there was a girl on board, if they had actually been lost instead of being pureed instantly you can bet they wouldve gangbanged her like they did to little girls in epstein's island, specially with the two pakis on board

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I think we all know where they ended up.

They got into the Stimutacs, didn't they?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

We are so deep in clown world an episode of Sealab 2021 is reality.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The worst case scenario would've been if a flotation device was deployed and raised them to the surface, then they spent 4+ days being rocked by waves and knocked over 24/7, flinging the contents of the chemical toilet around the tiny cabin while nobody found them because they didn't put a fucking locator beacon on it.

You'd have to be a complete retard to willingly go inside that thing and I have no sympathy for any of them.

Yeah the lack of gps or some kind of locator beacon is beyond retarded.
My fucking Rotties have gps locator beacons on their collars ffs.

 

[1962s Godzilla]

They keep finding pieces of the thing.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I think we all know where they ended up.

We could've had this. But nooo lets create a fucking death trap of a submarine because we need to be cheap as fuck for billionares.

 

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Thumbnail for your onion convenience

 

[Spergichu]

They got into the Stimutacs, didn't they?

Quinn is putting their brains into robot bodies as we speak.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

This design was inherently unsafe and single use. Steel is the defacto standard because of its infinite stress endurance. Titanium and carbon fiber are not infinite. Carbon fiber is also very difficult to implement and quality check which limits is uses significantly. Despite the Russians making titanium subs they had to meticulously search for and monitor cracks in the hulls. Afaik, none of the original titanium subs from the 70's? are still being used today while the US still uses Los Angeles class subs from the 70's-90's.
Allegedly the manufacturer of the hull thought it was a single use item.

Allegedly the CEO didn't want any holes in the hull for wires which is why he chose wireless. The wireless controller was the least of their worries.

 

[NSJAP]

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I'm glad I didn't have to wait for weeks or god forbid months to find out that my assumptions were correct. Want to commend search parties for essentially finding a needle in a haystack on such a short notice.
I assume it's unlikely any remains will be recovered, since there's likely none left.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Deep Sea Marxist Retard Death is a combination of words I never thought would define an actual event, bravo.

 

[CaptainRockall]

Be honest, who had this on their 'retarded things which will happen in 2023' Bingo cards?

This is one of those 'where were you when it happened' moments...

 

[CaptainRockall]

Deep Sea Marxist Retard Death is a combination of words I never thought would define an actual event, bravo.

'Deep Sea Marxist Retard Death'

If a band forms with this name and plays at Download..

 

[quaawaa]

Meanwhile, Iron lung's Dev:

https://twitter.com/DUSKdev/status/1671498543771574273

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Steam Reviews are great:

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

I like that the sam hyde video was 66% a segue about police shootings just to provide background for a last-10-secs-of-the-video joke.

And it was real good joke. Was probably the type of thing tarantino was going for with that whole strudel scene.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I wouldn't trust my life to anything with "Gate" in the name in the first place.

 

[Berrakh]

I’d rather be in my mansion getting my dick blown 24/7 by a team if big tiddy instathots while I play Fallout NV for the 34th time than riding this plastic can into a fucking dead patch of the ocean to see a bunch of dead britcucks in an ancient boat

Tbh this is why you’re not rich.

 

[not william stenchever]

I wouldn't trust my life to anything with "Gate" in the name in the first place.

Compared to the carbon fiber death tube failing to reach the Titanic's wreckage, I find it more likely that those guys made it to the comet. They were organized well enough that a couple of them stuck around to run the cult's website.