Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[Friendly Primarina]

It's actually amazing they found what's left of the thing given a multinational search party sparing no expense has failed to find a Boeing 777 in nine years.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yup. Carbon fiber hull that had been subjected to multiple compression cycles, and apparently carbon fiber can delaminate at extremely low temperatures (like you find two and a half fucking miles under the North Atlantic) and a titanium end cap fucking glued onto it and the glue itself can lose integrity under extremes of cold and pressure.
Plus the portholes were only rated down to 1300 meters and Titanic is almost 4000.
Its a miracle it lasted as long as it did, but everytime its been subjected to the stressers it underwent going to that depth and back up, its weakened to integrity a little bit more.
The guy who blew the whistle about it being a deathtrap was fired by the asshole CEO.
The basic design was flawed from the start, and the lack of safety precautions and failsafes/fallbacks only compounded it.
And the same asshole CEO hired a bunch of diversity hires to run/operate it.
Only thing that would have made it more perfect is if the thing was sponsored by Bud Light and painted like a Budweiser can.

 

[AssignedEva]

Matt Walsh says we're sickly people for joking about the sinking of the sub.

Yes it's fake but still

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

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Was this all one explosive event? Like, they hear a few cracks and then a big one that they don't hear because they're crushed instantly?

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I read somewhere that battery life on that Logishit controller is only around 2 hours. Even had they not imploded they would have been up shit creek without the proverbial paddle.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Sorry Matt Walsh, if I'm gonna laugh at trannies cutting their dicks off and killing themselves I'm gonna laugh at billionaires being arrogant retards too

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hey bros, guess what?

https://www.weforum.org/people/shahzada-dawood

https://archive.ph/oGR4w

 

[HarveyMCR]

Every era of human history is filled with people indulging in the death of their fellow man. Even Matt Walsh himself enjoys seeing people die under certain circumstances
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Bruh. There's a difference between "This man killed and raped an 8 year old child who he randomly grabbed off the side of the road. Let's shoot him" and "An experimental, high risk vehicle failed - killing all occupants including its creator".

Would you have laughed at the Wright brothers if their plane crashed on its maiden voyage?

 

[Slav Power]

Welp: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/oth...to-steer-missing-sub-near-titanic/ar-AA1cQu4T

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

This might be the event that will finally axe the 13 year old run of this little controller.

I wouldn't trust my life to anything with "Gate" in the name in the first place.

Speaking of, the F710's will be the new Nike Decades, so get them while they're still available.

 

[The Nothingness]

Was this going through Stockton Rush's mind as the vessel descended beneath the water?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Compared to the carbon fiber death tube failing to reach the Titanic's wreckage, I find it more likely that those guys made it to the comet. They were organized well enough that a couple of them stuck around to run the cult's website.

Lol the Heavens Gate guys were still answering emails up to a couple of years ago, they're actually pretty friendly and talkative (for crazy fucking self castrated space alien cult members) as long as you're polite and they seem happy to answer questions.
They seemed pretty pissed off the "Away Team" had picked them to stay behind and man the website, but they're still true believers, even all these years later, or they were.
They're waiting for Applewhite to fly back around and pick them up at some point in the 2030's.

 

[Corpun]

the step son of the missing British billionaire Hamish Harding, is a coomer on twitter,

i edited out the the dangerous bits so kiwi's can be safe
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Maybe I'm retarded but running out of oxygen on the bottom of the seafloor knowing your billions are going to your equally retarded degenerate coomer stepson (lol cuck) is a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Another point to add the oxygen system was effectively an Apollo 1 situation

Wrong. They were not running on pure O2.

 

[Betonhaus]

Was this all one explosive event? Like, they hear a few cracks and then a big one that they don't hear because they're crushed instantly

I'm sure we will get computer generatedsimulations in a few days, but unless it failed near the surface the pressure would be so high that the smallest crack accelerates immediately, like a ballon popping.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

For some reason, this has been playing in my head.

That song gave me nightmares as a kid. Now it's making me laugh. What the fuck is life?

 

[1962s Godzilla]

Steam Reviews are great:
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[AnOminous]

Never ever trust anything based on regulation, unless you want to be injected full of retard juice.

What about basic common sense, like why is this piece of shit built out of a material absolutely nobody else uses for submarines? Why is it using a knockoff Xbox controller with Bluetooth? Why did the CEO basically say safety is for faggots?

The deep sea is no place for retards.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

This whole episode demonstrates to ESL speakers the difference between sympathy and empathy.

We empathize with the idea of people imploding or freezing or suffocating but we do not sympathize with the situation they put themselves in.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Was this going through Stockton Rush's mind as the vessel descended beneath the water?

If the whole things hull failed and it imploded the last thing going through his mind was probably his own ankle bones and the ribcage of the Pakistani sitting next to him...

 

[Asian tech support]

The guy who blew the whistle about it being a deathtrap was fired by the asshole CEO.

At least he's not fucking dead.
Whole situation is a huge win for meritocracy. Everyone in the world saw diversity bs in action and it failed spectacularly, while a niggerfaggot billionaire has egg on his face. Matt Walsh sneeding is just a bonus. The only thing that could make this more entertaining is if leftoids get pissed at Walsh despite being unable to break decorum by loling at the sub itself.