Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

the retardation deserves its own song

Spoiler: we all live at the bottom of the sea

In the titan 2 we shall go
To deep sea wrecks to and fro
Us three billionaires a son and guy
We will see the titanic with our eyes
So we sailed into the sea
'Til all nations law we were free
We all piled into the hatch
In our oceangate submarine

Now We all live at the bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea
Now We all live at bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea

And our friends are all inside
Hatch Bolted from outside
And the tablet begins to play

You'll all live at the bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea
You'll all live at the bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea

Were going down now, Mister Harding, were going down
Forward on the joystick it is, stockton
(Shit in the back, look in the front)
Aye-aye, sir, aye-aye
Stick drift, stickdrift

As the hull began to crack(began to crack)
Every one of us (every one of us)
Turned into mist (turned into mist)
Carbon fiber (carbon fiber)
And seabed gore (seabed gore)
around our oceangate (in our oceangate)
Submarine (submarine, ack!)

Now We all live at the bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea
Now We all live at bottom of the sea
bottom of the sea, bottom of the sea

 

[Canned Ham]

"Honey, OceanGate has a DEI program! Let's go with them instead of the sub run by experienced Navy engineers"

https://archive.is/UmE3m

 

[zyclonPD]

Collect them all





The Women in sub tech series. Can you find more rare ones?

 

[AnOminous]

I know those same losers would applaud an accident like this if it happened on a reputable submarine, even if the people involved were only millionaires, even if they only had a networth of $200,000, I know these fuckers would clap.

This is funny not because the victims were in the top .1% of rich people but because they were in the top .1% of stupid motherfuckers.

 

[AnOminous]

It had nothing to do with their janky controller. Reading that case document Wy4M posted, pretty much everything I guessed was the problem:

We don't know that. They were in an uncontrolled descent, which could very well have been because their shitty Logitech dongle burned out, which they do, or just disconnected for no reason. I have one of those things and it randomly disconnects from time to time, sometimes when some other 2.4 Ghz device stomps on its signal.

What do all these devices have prominently displayed on their back? This little warning from the FCC:

But hey warning labels are for fags.

Fact is we'll probably never know what happened for sure other than that it imploded, because there was so much wrong with this nigger-rigged piece of shit it's amazing it didn't blow in the first time they idiotically took it to the bottom.

But any of a million wireless devices could have interfered with its signal, causing a loss of control, with predictable results.

Once you get into an uncontrolled descent it's very difficult or even impossible to correct it.

The deep sea is nowhere to fuck around. You can do everything absolutely perfectly and still get killed. And this pinhead decided it was a good idea to cut corners and build a sub out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic controlled by a child's toy.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

We don't know that. They were in an uncontrolled descent, which could very well have been because their shitty Logitech dongle burned out, which they do, or just disconnected for no reason. I have one of those things and it randomly disconnects from time to time, sometimes when some other 2.4 Ghz device stomps on its signal.

What do all these devices have prominently displayed on their back? This little warning from the FCC:
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But hey warning labels are for fags.

Fact is we'll probably never know what happened for sure other than that it imploded, because there was so much wrong with this nigger-rigged piece of shit it's amazing it didn't blow in the first time they idiotically took it to the bottom.

But any of a million wireless devices could have interfered with its signal, causing a loss of control, with predictable results.

Once you get into an uncontrolled descent it's very difficult or even impossible to correct it.

The deep sea is nowhere to fuck around. You can do everything absolutely perfectly and still get killed. And this pinhead decided it was a good idea to cut corners and build a sub out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic controlled by a child's toy.

The CEO also hired people based on his personal opinion of people, ex. he hired some guy who told funny surfing stories.

So a tech bro hiring people for DEI points and frat bro stories killed himself and four others.

At least we're pretty sure they knew something was going wrong and died knowing that they were probably already dead.

 

[Scout Trooper]

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Oh no no no


No no no no

 

[Hitman One]

This is funny not because the victims were in the top .1% of rich people but because they were in the top .1% of stupid motherfuckers.

These richfags simps are unbelievable. Why would you be mad at the website set up to laugh at retards, laughing at retards?

 

[FatalTater]

The more I think about it, the more the idea that it was known that the Titan went squish on the first day but then the news kept talking about it as if it was still down there, still had time, how much oxygen might be left, etc is irritating me.
I should be used to being lied to and misled by nearly anyone with a platform and a voice, but this one seems extra rude.
Think it was being laughed about? "Heh heh, wanna see the whole world react to something? Watch this!"
Again, happens every day but this was a lie too far.
I was going to see what's going on with the Federal Reserve but I don't think I can deal with that stuff right now. I'm full up on bullshit at the moment.

 

[Canned Ham]

S / A

https://www.oceangatefoundation.org/experts/anna-gebruk/

She's a "scientific project manager"

S / A

"OMG my boss kept asking me if I checked the hull integrity and I told him that asking me to work was soooo stressful and I don't understand why I can't just do this from home so I can take care of my pandemic puppies and meet up with my friends at the marxist coffee place down the street from the houseless camp"

S / A

"Passion is more important than knowledge and experience"
Also look at that hairline. Troon?

S / A

Good job, now get back in the kitchen.

"This is what a scientist looks like"

 

[Betonhaus]

talking about lawsuits now. The fact is the company does not have assets. They do not have money. They will probably file for bankruptcy. And every person on board signed a waiver that mentioned death at least 3 times and the fact it was an experimental craft with no accreditation

... Could they go after the activist investors that encouraged the company to get ESG optimized?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

This is funny not because the victims were in the top .1% of rich people but because they were in the top .1% of stupid motherfuckers.

What's funny is they're at the bottom now.

 

[Kiwi Sneed Snake]

Nothing of value was lost.

 

[Android raptor]

honestly I should have written him off earlier when that controversy went around with his comments on teen pregnancy.

Pedo Walsh is just butthurt that people are joking about (probable) kid rapers dying. Wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them was getting up to Epstein-type shit with their money.

I'm going to assume all billionares are sociopaths until proven otherwise.

 

[Balr0g]

Too bad none of the true elite like Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab were on board. Then those women could say they had achieved something tremendous.

In all seriousness though why is this "diversity" so celebrated? Right now the implosion of the uboat has done more to argue AGAINST diversity then any detractor ever could. So go women I guess?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

These are the people who smugly declare themselves on the "right side of history" and morally superior btw.
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based?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Based James Cameron opens up about the sub. Possibly the best plain language analysis of the fuck ups.

https://youtu.be/HF0A1wCK5Mw

A surprisingly candid, yet respectful and sad talk about it.

 

[Odd Opossum]

I think forums in general should be for fun and discussion. And often having fun online means mocking the people that want to infect your homelands with faggotry and genetic horrors.

Nothing says more "having fun" than whining about how this forum is infested with nihilists for laughing at dumb rich people for getting themselves killed in a dumb way instead of crying over troons existing.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I wonder if there is anything strange in Rush's medical history? If he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer or other incurable disease it would be the icing on the cake. Of course that's just wild speculation though but it would be hilarious.

 

[Betonhaus]

If James Cameron's sources are accurate, sounds like the people on board realized the hull was failing and tried to emergency abort. In two parts:


https://youtu.be/5XIyin68vEE?t=174


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIyin68vEE&t=595s

I know they say the deaths were instant, but there has got to be some really weird deep ominous stress noises in the steucture before total implosion. Hearing that creaking and groaning was probably horrifying for the kid. I hope they descended so quick there wasnt any weird forboding horror game noises going on to be anxious about

Imo it probably sounded a lot more like Velcro being ripped apart.