Today I have... Thread.

[neverendingmidi]

Learned we're getting a puppy! My family has been putting feelers out to different breeders and one has now confirmed we are getting a puppy from them. So yay!

Something like this:


Not posting the actual puppy because it's been on facebook.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I have purchased a house

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Today I had my kittens vaccinated, but somehow I caught the autism.

 

[Brain Power]

Went to a gym for the first time in like five years. I'm surprised that I still remember how most of the machines work.

 

[A Beached Whale]

I quit my job. I had already put in my two weeks due to moving, but that gave the cunts I work with an excuse to treat me like shit. So today I rolled in, grabbed some stuff that was mine, and left. We were already understaffed so they can have fun pulling doubles.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

I took a dip in the jacuzzi and had a few drinks. I don't drink very much at all, only couple times a year, so I'm pretty tipsy. Tonight I'll probably smoke a bowl and watch Live PD (they're in my city tonight) and shitlord boomers on Faceberg or something.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I gave myself a second-degree burn all over the inside of my thigh with fucking coffee of all things. Here I am innocently trying to catch up on my favorite cows and this shit splatters all over my leg. My jeans stuck to me so it took a bit to get them off, I think that's why the burn is as bad as it is.
Now I can't wear pants and I'm sitting here with Aloe Vera tied to my leg. I'm just glad I didn't spill on my leg any higher because this shit was only like 2 inches away from my crotch.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Today I have found out one of my dogs tore up the Ethernet cable I had for my PC. I was really pissed but couldn't punish them anyway (they don't know any better). Know a guy near me who would let me borrow his crimp tool to fix it but he didn't have the end I needed to fix it with so I'll have to wait until Monday to do it. So now I'm stuck with WiFi which barely works where I am in the house.

Bitrex dude, buy some and you will be safe from both dogs and toddlers.

 

[Trilby]

Bitrex dude, buy some and you will be safe from both dogs and toddlers.

Thanks for the suggestion. I pretty much threw a rug over it right now so hopefully that'll keep for a while, already got it fixed anyway.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Thanks for the suggestion. I pretty much threw a rug over it right now so hopefully that'll keep for a while, already got it fixed anyway.

You can use perfume or deodorants(including roll-ons) as well. They taste terrible.

 

[Trilby]

You can use perfume or deodorants(including roll-ons) as well. They taste terrible.

They didn't chew it, simply scratched the floor it happened to be on, but thanks the same.

 

[Take Your Pills]

Today I bought a couple of sims packs (they were 50% off). Had a winter holiday. Next day my sim got booty called by Father Christmas. Sims 4 is one hell of a game.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

Today I have sciatica pain which is radiating into my left testicule.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Today I have sciatica pain which is radiating into my left testicule.

I feel for ya. Poor girl.

 

[Vampirella]

Today I found out we have a family of squirrels living in our pecan tree. The cat's mad he can't get them through the window.

 

[Pitere pit]

Today I have gone to my grandpa's house to pick up his stuff, mostly his oxygen, a guy went to us to take it back to somewhere, maybe some storage IDK, gotta clean the house before selling it, and I got some cards deck and pretty good knives. Also, I have discovered that there are about two big ass wasp's hive in my neighbourhood, I hate them, they are the niggers of insects.

 

[Vampirella]

Last night I got woken up to the cat barfing because he had eaten a piece of tape. After he got sick, he started to scream at me because he was now hungry. He's fine just a very special cat. This isn't even the most special thing he's done.

 

[Pitere pit]

Last night I got woken up to the cat barfing because he had eaten a piece of tape. After he got sick, he started to scream at me because he was now hungry. He's fine just a very special cat. This isn't even the most special thing he's done.

Cats are one of the weirdest pets, one day my cat got a taste of some gyn, few years later he ate a dragon fly, threw it up and he was up to hunt some mosquitoes and flies on my balcony while staying up until the morning watching gypsies in front of my home. Cats, the most beautiful pet but with more tism.

 

[Vampirella]

Cats are one of the weirdest pets, one day my cat got a taste of some gyn, few years later he ate a dragon fly, threw it up and he was up to hunt some mosquitoes and flies on my balcony while staying up until the morning watching gypsies in front of my home. Cats, the most beautiful pet but with more tism.

Ours runs from his own tail if he turns around to fast. He also tries to talk to people with weird chirps and rowrs blending together some times ending in an up tick that makes it sound like a question. I'm afraid if he was let outside he'd die from stupidity.

 

[Pitere pit]

Ours runs from his own tail if he turns around to fast. He also tries to talk to people with weird chirps and rowrs blending together some times ending in an up tick that makes it sound like a question. I'm afraid if he was let outside he'd die from stupidity.

Mine will run some random nights through my house meowing and climbing to door frames, sometimes he would stare at a wall for hours and randomly meowing, I think my home is haunted.