Today I have... Thread.

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I saved a little house finch that my cat brought me. My cats aren't super great hunters in the sense that they don't really get the point of hunting, which is good because sometimes the catch ends up unharmed. She caught him right as I was about to leave for the wildlife clinic so I brought him with me in a bag and he gave me the stinkeye the whole time. Even when he was in the examination room in a basket he was still scowling at me like it was all my fault. He had minimal injuries and got paired up with another finch of a similar age that came it today. We had another poor finch come in that got smashed in the automatic doors at Target, he looked mostly ok but one of his toes was messed up.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Today I taught my husband to ride a bike. He’s 30 and not r€tarded, he just had shitty uninvolved drunk parents that never taught him, so we rented a couple bikes from our city’s bikeshare program and went to our neighborhood park. It went very easily. I hypothesized that it wouldn’t be as time-consuming or hazardous as teaching a kid because adults don’t have kids’ motor skills/coordination. I figured as long as he knows how a bike works, he should be able to just get on and go, so I just made sure he knew how to brake then told him to get on, push, and keep up with me, and he was fine. Needs some practice with steering and could go a little faster but i figure that will come with experience. We both had fun!

 

[Vampirella]

Today I got a junk email inviting me to join the Illuminati.

Hello Do you want to join the great Illuminati brotherhood to become rich, famous and protected in life, join us today and kick out your financial problems, if you wish to become a member of the Illuminati CONTACT US NOW Best Regards Grand master

I knew all those years of listening to Coast to Coast and watching Unsolved Mysteries would pay off.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Fucking coolant pump in my PC died and it pisses me the fuck off.

Replaced my pump and coolant, rewired some stuff, working well, cautiously optimistic.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Got woken up by my oldest daughter.

She bought me a truck. It's 25 years old. The paint on the hood is cracked and peeling in places.

But it's beautiful.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Today I got drunk off a 5th of Rum and stupidly drunk dialed an ex of mine from like, 4 years ago. Got chewed out for it, felt bad for a bit but then I played an hour-long edit of "Hoes Mad" and felt better as I talked to another lady that isnt my ex and is hotter anyway

 

[Rat Speaker]

Today I got drunk off a 5th of Rum and stupidly drunk dialed an ex of mine from like, 4 years ago. Got chewed out for it, felt bad for a bit but then I played an hour-long edit of "Hoes Mad" and felt better as I talked to another lady that isnt my ex and is hotter anyway

You got drunk of a 5th? fucking amateur.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

You got drunk of a 5th? fucking amateur.

Yeah I'm trying to get drunk, not delerium tremens.

...but you're right I'm an amateur
: (

 

[Rat Speaker]

delerium tremens.

That shit fucking sucks.

I was just fucking with you though, carry on.

 

[MalWart]

Today I found out the stray kitten that had been sitting outside my front door last night got hit by a car. People fucking suck.

 

[SofondaCox]

Today I have been in an incredible amount of pain.
I keep getting my wisdom teeth out while conscious so everyone thinks I'm a fucking badass so besides the psychological trauma, the pain is unbelievable.
I just rinsed my mouth after eating Ben and Jerry's for breakfast and I'm not sure whether what came out was the clot, or congealed chocolate from the hole.
Either way, I'm having a bad time.

Hey there, dry socket buddy! On day four here and goddamn. Frozen yogurt and Johnathan Yaniv are the only pleasures. Was your shit fused to the bone? Apparently that increases the chance of losing the clot. :/

Hang in there. And do naproxen and acetaminophen every eight hours, if you can. *hugs*

 

[betterbullocks]

Today I got a Wendy's 4 for 4 and the cashier gave me two things of nuggets so frankly I'm feeling like a champion

 

[Canaan]

today while playing an mmo asking help for an event, i kept getting pm'd by some random to "ask my dirty little sister" 3 to 4 times and kept talking about how i was ruining the community. i looked up this insult and literally nothing came up, so i can only assume that it is euro boomer monkey-speak in the uncivilized depths of the EU

 

[lameandgay2]

Hey there, dry socket buddy! On day four here and goddamn. Frozen yogurt and Johnathan Yaniv are the only pleasures. Was your shit fused to the bone? Apparently that increases the chance of losing the clot. :/

Hang in there. And do naproxen and acetaminophen every eight hours, if you can. *hugs*

I've been doing ibuprofen then paracetamol two hours later and it was fantastic for the pain, infection still hasn't gone away....I'm due at the dentist in a about twenty minutes and I hope they don't have to pack the hole have they packed yours?

 

[Maskull]

Today I've not lived a day worth living.

 

[SofondaCox]

I've been doing ibuprofen then paracetamol two hours later and it was fantastic for the pain, infection still hasn't gone away....I'm due at the dentist in a about twenty minutes and I hope they don't have to pack the hole have they packed yours?

Won't let them pack mine, I'm just waiting it out. Oh God I shouldn't tell you as you're on the way there... it's not gonna happen to you, so don't freak out, because you're gonna keep your packing nice and wet and change it every hour, but my buddy fell asleep with some packing in and holy fuck that poor bastard.

The dried gauze adhered like plaster to the raw tissue. He got it wet before removing but it didn't penetrate properly and live tissue came away in chunks. Pain so bad he fainted and cracked his goddamn head on the bathroom sink. SO YEAH. Clove oil, water. Keep it moist. And jfc don't fall asleep with it in.

 

[lameandgay2]

Won't let them pack mine, I'm just waiting it out. Oh God I shouldn't tell you as you're on the way there... it's not gonna happen to you, so don't freak out, because you're gonna keep your packing nice and wet and change it every hour, but my buddy fell asleep with some packing in and holy fuck that poor bastard.

The dried gauze adhered like plaster to the raw tissue. He got it wet before removing but it didn't penetrate properly and live tissue came away in chunks. Pain so bad he fainted and cracked his goddamn head on the bathroom sink. SO YEAH. Clove oil, water. Keep it moist. And jfc don't fall asleep with it in.

Everything is cool and has mostly resolved on its own now, apparently. The only problem is that the dissolving stitches did not dissolve quick enough to avoid a large amount of food being stuck under the gum. Hence the pain, taste, smell, infection. But that's all clear now and the stitches are gone. Yay!
Although there is a nay. Fucking communion wafer. Stuck. Won't come out with irrigation. Communion wafer is 100% the worst food for sticking to things on the best of days.

 

[queerape]

Went to my aunts house for a dinner, my grandma and my aunt (her niece) are nuts but hilarious af

 

[DatBepisTho]

Today I got a tattoo that I spent a month designing; nothing special, just a hawkmoth with human eyes on its wings and a flame between its antennae.

The guy that did it was heavy handed as fuck, but it resulted in a bold black outline. I'm pretty happy with it and look forward to it healing!

 

[Trilby]

Today I have found out one of my dogs tore up the Ethernet cable I had for my PC. I was really pissed but couldn't punish them anyway (they don't know any better). Know a guy near me who would let me borrow his crimp tool to fix it but he didn't have the end I needed to fix it with so I'll have to wait until Monday to do it. So now I'm stuck with WiFi which barely works where I am in the house.