Today I have... Thread.

[Done]

Transferred my mini-itx PC into a new shell, while switching to an AIO Liquid cooler in the process, had chinese for dinner. This is the case, it's a Silverstone SG13:

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Ran my 11th half marathon and finished strong. Now I'm going to eat an entire bag of Hostess donettes to celebrate.(I actually ate a few before and brought some with me as fuel. Powered by Hostess!)

 

[Nekromantik]

Today I renewed my ID, got renters insurance for our apartment, bought a new couch, ate a New York strip.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Today I mowed the front lawn and outlined some ideas for a story I want to write.

 

[Joey Caruso]

I finally fixed the damn seat on my bike after about a week of being lazy and just living with it, got a vice and a wrench and tightened the fuck out of the bolt that holds it in place. No more constantly tilting backwards while trying to ride for me!

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Today I realized what a jawdropping uptick in web traffic the Urban Dictionary has seen since I joined started lurking on this site.

Spoiler: I'm Totes Hip

Just a sampling of how totally in-touch I am.

* = "thought so but just checking"
** = "let me just make sure this hasn't changed again before I use it in this post.

• THOT
• britbong
• Chad
• spacker
• viewbot*
• hambeast*
• unclit
• FTFY
• smh**
• woke*
• pansexual
• troon
• an.hero
• incel
• sperg
• dogecoin
• pedosexual* (...really?)
• genderqueer
• alt-right**
• alt-left**
• TFW
• ween
• NEET
• neck yourself*
• Kiwi Farms* (lol UD users sort of hate this site)

 

[UW 411]

Today I have learned that a favourite relative of mine's prostate cancer has spread to his bones.
Gutted, fam.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Today I found out that my GeForce 1060 is not going dead, Nvidia just released a shitty driver.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

High blood pressure.

 

[c-no]

Finished a final draft for a paper in a class where the last two papers didn't really go so well. At this point, I'm just hoping I did okay on it. Also close to have kept myself off of soda for 2 weeks.

 

[Fleeb]

My phone number got spoofed so now everyone in my area code is calling me at the same time. 50 calls in 2 hours

 

[Pina Colada]

Finished off the last of my finals (the other 3 were reflection essays), but not before hearing that my aunt's niece is hospitalized and on life support due to a rejected heart transplant.

 

[Nekromantik]

Took my cat to the vet. He is fat. I have been given food and instructions to help him not be fat. Other than that he's good, and was very well behaved.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Today while driving around, I saw:

1. A Ferrari (it caught my attention too late for me to notice the model)
2. A late-model Viper
3. A Suzuki X-90 4x4
4. A new Navigator L Black Label
5. A new Grand Cherokee Trackhawk
6. A new Range Rover Velar

Interesting day.

 

[SadClownMan]

I went on a ride along with the local sheriff. Well we arrested a guy who was tripping off of pcp and meth, he just making these weird autistic screeching noises and shit himeself in the back of the car.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

I realized that there will be no romantic vacation for me this year.

 

[UW 411]

Today I caught a bit of sun and saw two beautiful and rather large birds of prey circling above the garden. They were majestic as fuck. Was transfixed.

 

[Nekromantik]

Today I have sinuses, and my face hurts.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Today I bought a nice summer shirt because it's getting hot as balls out here which means I have to get new clothes to wear.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

My neck and shoulders feel super stiff.
I need a fucking rub.