Today I have... Thread.

[Pina Colada]

Had a good dental check-up, and bought 2 used books to read on the beach tomorrow. I also learned that my aunt’s niece got listed for a new heart and is gradually responding to basic commands.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Today I wrote a quick short story completely improvised and on the fly. Sort of a spur of the moment thing.

 

[Wraith]

Recovered some good old memories and top of that watched some Yuri Bezmenov classic videos. Awesome and hard hitting stuff.

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm sick. I woke up from a fever dream about Heinrich Himmler in a mine growing a garden aggressively asking me if I wanted ale over and over. Turns out I have a bladder infection, I got pills for it now. I'm going back to bed. I blame Heinrich Himmler.

 

[UW 411]

Today I washed the pupper and then we had to go to the vets for yearly vaccinations. Was such a good pupper and not at all overweight as I thought (blowing coat so shorter coat I guess?)
Lots of treats were had.
I'm quite proud of the mutt.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Today I had my yearly performance review at work and wound up with a $1,900 a year raise.

 

[Hummingbird]

Today I had the chance to see a taser being used on a guy in real life today. My folks and I were at Dairy Queen. Some shirtless guy with sagged pants was running down the street with cops chasing after him and one of them used a taser. I applaud the cops for their restraint since the crook was really acting up and kicked off his own pants when they were trying to get him up. For a while I thought he was on something and that's why he kept falling and they had to call the ambulance. Of course, he was still acting up when they put him on the stretcher. My sister thinks he might be the guy that was responsible for the shooting yesterday by the local Hy-Vee. I guess I'll find out later.

 

[Hummingbird]

There was a huge sale on Squishables so I went and got myself a Bast one.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Spent most of the night and part of the afternoon watching painted quails hatch in the brooder.
Pic is from the initial hatch with others already pipping. Not too shabby for a set up bought as-is for two dollars!

- So far, 46 alive and only one loss.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Today I sunburned the shit out of the back of my legs, and just the sensation caused by laying under a blanket is agony.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I did a run on the beach, ate a light healthy lunch, and then ate like seven homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and sat on my booty for the rest of the day.
It's all about balance.

 

[Pina Colada]

...had a pretty productive Saturday so far- worked out for 45 minutes (25 on the treadmill, 20 on the elliptical), cleaned my dorm room, did my laundry, changed my bedsheets, and will later study a few chapters for an upcoming exam next week. The weather's been gloomy for a little over a week, but hey- it beats lazing around in bed all day.

 

[toxicology]

i played some overwatch, went from gold to plat ranking, and made a pretty damn good meatball sub to reward myself for doing absolutely nothing for 3 hours.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Went to the ER again. Upside- issue isn’t any worse, even if the pain is a motherfucker right now. Downside- I don’t know when, preferably sooner than later, surgery is going to happen.

Definitely not what I wanted to do on a Saturday of a 3 day weekend.

 

[kidsquid]

Ate probably my weight's worth in mac and cheese.

edit: what the fuck is wrong with you don't you like macaroni cheese you fucking heathen?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Holy kek, I have to tell this story somewhere.

>driving around aimlessly
>stumble upon this golf course I had never been to
>decide to hit some balls at the driving range
>find out they have limited flight balls (golf balls that are physically impossible to hit further than 250ish yards)
>used by courses that don't have the space for a full sized range (really good players can hit the ball 300+ yards these days)
>pretty shitty, they are like driving a Ferrari with a V6, but whatever
>halfway through the bucket, find a pristine Pro V1 (balls that the pros use)
>fuck yeah nigger.jpg
>tee that SOB up
>whip my driver out
>intentionally try to send it to the moon
>hit that cocksucker right on the screws
>maybe the most beautiful golf shot I have hit in twenty years of playing
>soars over the net at the back of the range
>starts to fall
>hear this lovely clunk from afar
>recognize it as a golf ball hitting a car
>I hit that motherfucker fifty yards past the back of the range and into heavy traffic
>minimum 320 carry
>caught between feelings of horrible guilt and pride
>probably going to go get a burger now

 

[Hummingbird]

My dad sure got something today: gallstones.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Waited for a car to pick me up from work until a similar car rolls up. I couldn't see through the windshield since it was so damp and rainy so I tried opening up the door out of impulse. I hear some screaming inside and it turns out to be a guy and some chick. Said dude threatens to pull out a bat from his trunk. I apologized profusely, but he just kept saying "fuck you" and "piece of shit" at me. Afterwards, it left and the real car rolls in.
That was dumb.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I found two pairs of new Merill Moab hiking boots at a thrift store for $25 a piece. They usually go for about $120.

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

Drowned an entire 2 litter squirt I happen to find in my cupboards.