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I accidentally got three rare achievements on a game from 2013. Fuck, I'm good even when I'm fucking around.
Today I have... Thread.
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Lemmy
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- Aug 27, 2017
I did the dirty twice, drank booze like it's water, ate a pound of ground beef, watched northernlion play LA Noire, napped a lot, watched courage the cowardly dog and archer, and ate too much peanut butter.
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Said goodbye to a good dog of 11 years.
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I got braces. I’ll be 30 in a week. Fug.
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- Sep 19, 2013
Put out a grease fire in my oven with a container of baking soda.
Hiragana
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- Sep 18, 2017
Today I set up my new wardrobe.
Was a busy day, since I also had to shooo out several homosexuals and get rid of all the skeletons from the old one.
Was a busy day, since I also had to shooo out several homosexuals and get rid of all the skeletons from the old one.
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- Jun 9, 2016
i placed probably my last order for ammunition with my importer of choice (~2M mixed cartridges not including some weird ones certain customers wanted) this week before i have to go through the state's asinine "ammunition vendor" process to get a permit and stuff.
getting real sick of CA's shit.
getting real sick of CA's shit.
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- Dec 11, 2013
Returned to work after being off for two weeks following my cornea transplant. Feels bad, man.
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- May 31, 2016
Got dropped off at the mall early as fuck this morning because I needed to go to an appointment. Saw a handful of severely autistic kids being taken around the mall with their parents. It was honestly really adorable, it's really nice seeing parents that care for their kids. 
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- Apr 17, 2016
Put my glorious and cluttered curio back together today, after the entire fucking thing fell off the wall the other morning.
Edit- I'd upload a pic but the shelf is crooked af due to my brother being drunk when he made it.
Edit- I'd upload a pic but the shelf is crooked af due to my brother being drunk when he made it.
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Today I learned that @Ntwadumela is surprisingly ignorant of his #bigcatfacts despite them being his favorite animals. Shameful display.
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That doesn't mean they can't be your favorite.They’re not the only animals I like
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When I go home from work, i stop at a sandwich place and a place to get my alcohol. At the sandwich place there is always an insufferable cunt who doesn't just ask for money, but demands it. Today, this fuck was bothering some woman for money, and she didn't know how to say no outright. So I stepped in and told him to fuck off, cause I'll be damned if I let this cunt continue while this woman is too scared to say something. This fuck then proceeded to push me and I told him point blank: "touch me again and you're going to jail. You're a fucking cunt and deserve to be raped". Whelp, he touched me and I fucking decked him, not before he socked me on my face. I fucking socked him a couple times, then held him in place until the cops came. After a long enough time line of talking to the cops and this guy shrilly screaming at the top of his lungs, I went to the bar and got a drink, and now I'm home. Go get fucked bro.
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