Today I have... Thread.

[Gutpuke]

Today I woke up at some point

 

[Hummingbird]

Today I found out I was a bit anemic so hopefully my new iron pills will help.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Technically, a day ago, but I slept for 16 hours total, so whatever.
I was told that I won't get that goddamn disability payment for atleast 10 more days (or maybe even 14) cause they strenghtened the background checks due to people trying to get money through faking disability status and shit. So the family budget is still 340$-ish short. Yay, potato diet!

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Woke up at 2:15AM to catch a Spirit Airlies redeye flight full of malodorous Pajeets.

 

[aqua sama]

I've eaten 5 eggs. 2 raw and 3 fried. I really like eggs.

 

[UW 411]

On this gloriously holy morning, I have waked and I have baked.

Off for a mellow walk with the dog now.

 

[Wallace]

Today I have... ruined two of my best shirts when I did the laundry and forgot about the pen I left in one of the pockets. Oddly enough, the pen survived.

 

[aqua sama]

I bought coconut oil, because I've read that it has a lot of good properties.
the smell is good, the taste is meh.

 

[Gutpuke]

Today I have seen a porno featuring Gordon Ramsay with leprosy whose dick falls off mid-coitus.

 

[c-no]

Made myself a chicken sandwich to eat while doing a paper for a logic class.

 

[Another Fellow]

I staffed an event where two of the guests were actually named Barb and Bob Chandler.

 

[glass_houses]

Adopted two doe rats from someone on Gumtree. I've just set up a temporary home in the bottom section of my cage. In the top section are my own two does, who've not had any contact with other rats besides each other since I got them from the breeder. I'll give it a couple of days before starting introductions, but they can all smell and hear each other perfectly. Needless to say, all of them are a bit stressed out right now. I'm leaving both pairs be and hopefully they'll calm down and go back to sleep for the day.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Today I fumbled around at the urinal for thirty seconds trying to get my dick out of the flap, only to realize I had my boxers on backwards.

 

[Marvin]

I don't deal with today's generation very often, so today was enlightening.

Jesus Christ, kids are dumb. This kid next to me (among a crowd of a dozen other 12 year olds) on the NE Regional amtrak train was making vrooming noises while he played games on his smartphone.

Although I also feel optimistic for the future. I tried to casually troll him and he replied several times "good for you".

Not a bulletproof technique, but good for his age.

I asked him if his troop of homos was heading to the boy scout jamboree or some shit.

Heh, though I get the impression that if I called him gay, he'd spend the next few years furiously reinforcing his heterosexuality.

Sounds like a future kiwi. Or lolcow.

Either way: the future is bright. I think us old fogies are too pessimistic about society because of Facebook ruining the kids. I think that's premature. Kids these days are adapting to modern trolling technologies, both as trolls and as lolcows.

Although the scout master was a huge homo. Anyone who can spend ten minutes in a room with the next generation of faggits without murdering them is almost certainly banging them.

 

[Dysnomia]

I ate a banana that refused to ripen. Since brown paper bags are almost impossible to get these days I usually put it in one of those small white ones Rite Aid gives you with a prescription. I save them for bananas. But I forgot. I had it in a cabinet. It's been three days and it should have been riper. The ones on the table are much the same. They were barely green when I got them. The banana was ok .I don't care for too many brown spots. But I like it to be at least more yellow than that.

I should try to find some small brown lunch bags at Walmart. I don't see rolls of loose brown paper for sale anymore. Guess that's too old fashioned.

 

[SadClownMan]

I got bit by a bull frog while trying trying to free it from my fishing line. It drew blood and i nearly got the hook stuck in my finger

 

[c-no]

Got an exam postponed so now I have to keep studying for it until this Friday. Bummed me out since I wanted to get over with it but on the bright side, more time to study in speaking a foreign language. On a brighter note, I got to shoot some guns at a range, a Beretta 9mm and a 22lr revolver.

 

[DildoGaggins]

Finally got my bitchin' omnibus that I pre-ordered

 

[omori]

Working on my first road rig!

 

[rookie]

Stood home sick. Then drove to get food when I was experiencing bouts of lightheadedness.

hell ye