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Come on, Tony. There's got to be a few nebulous boogeymen you missed listing.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
- Thread starter Robot Holocaust
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And since Channel Awesome is falling apart, that apparently makes most other things meaningless. Shit, normally I wouldn't say this, but, Tony, maybe you need to spend the next couple of days at a theme park and reflect on the good things out there.
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Sounds more like Tony needs some goddamn therapy and a serious reality check.
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I suggested what he was more likely to do than what he really should do. If I suggested what he'd MOST likely do, I'd say "you should bitch and moan on Twitter for several hours."
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He realized that if he continues to be part of Channel Autism that the people on the internet he has worked so hard to be in the good graces of will turn on him. We all know he's got some fat skeletons in his closet he would rather them remain in the closet, like how he was a shitty husband who treated his wife like a she was a servant.
It was the only time in his life where he got to feel important and like his life had meaning, even though CA only took him in because they had a talent vacuum they needed to fill and were literally taking any sperg with a review show on YouTube.
But...but HE cares!
Yeah! He didn't mention US! This is a web forum, not an image board, so we're obviously not "Channers"! What a shitlord...
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But the house police keep tasering him. Universal studios has him on a watch list. All he has left are Knottsberry Farms and Legoland, and it’s just not the same.
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This is the first I'm hearing of Tony being banned from theme parks. What's the scoop?
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My take: Skidmark is a hateful cunt who keeps sperging around the parks and driving away customers. The fact that he looks like a pedophile probably doesn't help his case.
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Wait, what house police? Did he do something that got in trouble with the law?
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Are there any rules against filming in themeparks, generally?
I mean, I doubt they care much if some vlogs/intagrams something like "wooo just been on this ride lol!" but Goldtwat's content is a bit different...
I mean, I doubt they care much if some vlogs/intagrams something like "wooo just been on this ride lol!" but Goldtwat's content is a bit different...
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There's nothing illegal or against the rules about filming in amusement parks. If there were a law or rule forbidding it then every parent filming their kids on the Matterhorn during their family vacation would be in jail. However, Disney tries very hard to protect it's "wholesome family-safe fun" image, and having some fat, greasy mongo filming profanity-filled videos inside their park, often within earshot of children, and then plastering those videos on YouTube where anyone can see them...well, I'm sure that Disney would not take too kindly to that. Hell, Adam the Woo got banned from all the Florida Disney parks for several years for filming himself as he snuck into "back stage" areas.
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Wouldn’t Goldmark have said something if he were banned from the Disney parks? I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened, but still.
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I think he said something about out in one of his “funny” commentaries or something
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An autism war broke out with Tony and some other guy quote tweeting each other for nearly an hour. Tony began scouring the guy's timeline and thought he found a smoking gun because the guy was talking about Squirrel Girl comics with someone and had saved fanart of Squirrel Girl, and Tony believes that negates the guy's claims that Tony is a "creeper." Tony then blamed Kiwi Farms when someone asked why he has a reputation as a creep.
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Don't forget that he'll probably be trying to arrange a sing-along of one of his asinine filks.
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Yes, Tiny, we're the reason you're creepy, not the fact that you act creepy as fuck.
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Oh wow, an image of a comic book character. What a creeper that MALE is, unlike Tony, with his unwashed hair and his tendency to hang around children's rides.
Also, woo, a hundred pages!
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Hey Tony, here's a protip: If you don't want people to think you're a creep, then don't look like one.
Wash your greasy dandruff-riddled hair. Shave off that goatee. Get a haircut. Lose a hundred pounds.
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A 20-something woman has been cut off from her family for dating Tony, and/or is being forced to move back in with them so they can keep him away from her.
He first posted the above then two days later posted more and admitted he had destroyed a woman's relationship with her family. In the third tweet about it he makes sure to claim that he didn't "groom" her and that she was in her 20s when he started contacting her on social media.
The mother has "outright refused to even so much as watch any of [Tony's] videos," and she allegedly believes he will cheat on or "betray" the daughter, and said he looks "creepy."
An anonymous source tipped off the mom, Tony admits he is divorced, objects to being "mentally unstable," and claims it is a "gross exaggeration" that he "attacks anyone who disagrees with him," stressing that he "MOCKs the ones deserving of mockery."
Tony blames Kiwi Farms because "they're the only ones who seem to give half a shit about my failed marriage."
Tony wants to know who sent the email and he and a "Troy Lundquist" don't understand why the mom would listen to an anonymous tipster rather than "her own daughter's bf" that looks "creepy" and may be over a decade older than the daughter.
He first posted the above then two days later posted more and admitted he had destroyed a woman's relationship with her family. In the third tweet about it he makes sure to claim that he didn't "groom" her and that she was in her 20s when he started contacting her on social media.
The mother has "outright refused to even so much as watch any of [Tony's] videos," and she allegedly believes he will cheat on or "betray" the daughter, and said he looks "creepy."
An anonymous source tipped off the mom, Tony admits he is divorced, objects to being "mentally unstable," and claims it is a "gross exaggeration" that he "attacks anyone who disagrees with him," stressing that he "MOCKs the ones deserving of mockery."
Tony blames Kiwi Farms because "they're the only ones who seem to give half a shit about my failed marriage."
Tony wants to know who sent the email and he and a "Troy Lundquist" don't understand why the mom would listen to an anonymous tipster rather than "her own daughter's bf" that looks "creepy" and may be over a decade older than the daughter.
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I can't imagine why his girlfriend's family would disapprove of him. Outside of his abusive relationship with his ex-wife, his balding, greasy appearance including dirty fingernails, his political idiocy, him being much older than their daughter, him barely having a real job...
Wait...
I swear to God, Tony gets creepier and creepier the more this thread goes on.