TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[MG 192]

This is straight from Marissa.

"
Well here's the truth on the matter...

First off I was the one who pushed for divorce. He and I actually separated well before we were legally divorced. His family kept pushing us to stay together and for me to have kids with him (thankfully that never happened because DUH also sex was super unappealing.) I chalk up getting married to his as a stupid teenage mistake/regret (I was only 19.)

He has a massive ego and is beyond selfish. Super anger management issues, mentally abusive. He was also incredibly unhygienic. He almost never washed his hair and I never knew dandruff could congeal but yes, it can! He expected me to baby him and treat him like I was his mom. I couldn't put up with that shit and when I would stand up for myself, he's attack me face to face the way he attacks people on Twitter. (I could go on and on...)

His mom did pass away in 2012 but his dad (also very wealthy) was still supporting him and he never had an actual job and the fact that he has a patreon is insulting to those who actually need money to fund their projects.

I'm not perfect but I actually got help for my problems instead of blaming them on others and playing the victim.

There's so much I could say but like I don't want to go too in-depth just cause but I want to still be truthful."

I hope that Marissa is doing well now and even have children (providing she wants it) in the future. Dropping Tony was the best thing she could have done.

 

[CWCissey]

I thought Phelous and Lupa quit (along with a shit-ton of other Channel Autism personalities) and that's why the Walkers had to take in literally any talentless hacks they could (like Tony)? Some of the new people are OK, like Brian Tenold, but most of them are unfunny, untalented, and just downright boring (again, like Tony).

The only reason Tony is amusing to watch is for unintentional reasons, like the schadenfreud of watching a greasy mongo manchild fail at life, his shitty political opinions/sperging, his impotent rage over Trump, his lack of self-awareness when he bitches about rides not accommodating his fat ass, etc. Aside from his equally childish sycophantic viewers (who wouldn't know good comedy if they were stomped by Richard Pryor, George Carlin, and Mel Brooks), I doubt anyone has ever laughed because of Tony's brand of "humor".

Like that horrible Harry Potter-themed "Baby Got Back" parody Tony made way back. The only reason that got any mileage on the internet was because of how horribly cringy it was. It was one of those things you'd email to your friends or link it on their My Space page as a challenge to them. If Tony made it today it would be in tons of "Try Not to Cringe" challenge videos by popular YouTubers (unlike Tony) like Markiplier or JackSepticEye.

Lupa was fired, Phelous quit in solidarity. Andrew Dickman too.

 

[AnOminous]

Lupa was fired, Phelous quit in solidarity. Andrew Dickman too.

The only Andy who gets to be a Dick is Andy Dick.

Who is seriously a Dick.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Lupa was fired, Phelous quit in solidarity. Andrew Dickman too.

Yeah something to do with ad policies and mid roll ads. Blip's looming Death figured in as well. I always find it hard to have that much sympathy for any of that TGWTG pack of Millenial Lost Boys who always seemed surprised when the world doesn't fund their autistic High School AV club project dreams forever.

 

[Hollow Cost]

I thought Phelous and Lupa quit (along with a shit-ton of other Channel Autism personalities) and that's why the Walkers had to take in literally any talentless hacks they could (like Tony)? Some of the new people are OK, like Brian Tenold, but most of them are unfunny, untalented, and just downright boring (again, like Tony).

I followed much of the TGWTG drama up until a couple of years ago
Tony joined a little while before the great exodus. I remember because one of his earlier collabs were with that pretentious Pegs Held High guy, Kyle whatisname. somehow Tony came off as a bigger douchebag

but Lupa got canned because she was basically the scapegoat for most of TGWTGs problems

Spoiler

one of the great ones being that she wasn't making enough on ads, so she started doing them in the middle of her videos to try and make up for it. the guys up top got pissed as less and less people came to the website and blamed her for it. they also got pissy with her advertising her patreon (she was one of the first ones to do it), but didn't say shit when Brad did his

then Phelous left because of a laundry list of problems he had with them, and Lupa getting the shaft was just the final straw

Lupa was fired, Phelous quit in solidarity. Andrew Dickman too.

The only Andy who gets to be a Dick is Andy Dick.

Who is seriously a Dick.

heard he can be a prick from people, but can't confirm
weird thing is, he's probably the most successful in his given field out of all the TGWTG people
I checked his IMDB and apparently he's worked for the infamous Teen Titans Go and various other mainstream animations as an art guy. if anything, it shows that not everyone from there ends up never doing anything with their life

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You know, the more this thread grows the more appropriate Tony's title of "Some Jerk With a Camera" is. Between the MovieBob-tier political sperging, refusing to make reviews for a year just because his candidate lost, the Twitter spats, getting angry people were noticing his filthy nails, and now the stuff about his marriage, he couldn't have made a more fitting name for himself if he tried.

 

[Puddleduck]

Everyone seemed to really enjoy the costume wedding though. I know it seems really odd, and I thought it was, too, but so many adults seemed to enjoy themselves.

I've often said I'd only agree to get married if the future she agreed we could do so in the Hogwarts Great Hall (I'm sure it's hireable at the tour thing) but seeing photos of that tragic wedding just show how sad it would actually be if it happened xD Church or nothing.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Gee, I wonder why Tony would find marriage a screwed up concept, the sick abusive fuck.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/899393971339763712

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Everyone seemed to really enjoy the costume wedding though. I know it seems really odd, and I thought it was, too, but so many adults seemed to enjoy themselves.

Good for them, I suppose. Just a shame it was all wasted on some Disneyland-loitering fat fuck instead of someone who really deserved it.

Gee, I wonder why Tony would find marriage a screwed up concept.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/899393971339763712

Is there any proof that Joss wanted to be polyamorous his whole life? Or is Tony just pulling that out his ass like he does everything else?

 

[The Dude]

You know, the more this thread grows the more appropriate Tony's title of "Some Jerk With a Camera" is. Between the MovieBob-tier political sperging, refusing to make reviews for a year just because his candidate lost, the Twitter spats, getting angry people were noticing his filthy nails, and now the stuff about his marriage, he couldn't have made a more fitting name for himself if he tried.

You're right, but only because "Some Lazy, Pathetic, Unwashed, Stank-Ass, Abusive, Privileged, Spoiled, Self-Important, Douchebag Manchild With a Camera" is a little too on-the-nose and would be difficult to put on a YouTube thumbnail. And it isn't as catchy.

Gee, I wonder why Tony would find marriage a screwed up concept, the sick abusive fuck.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/899393971339763712

Well it isn't like Tony actually understands what it takes to have a healthy marriage/sexual relationship, how you need to be selfless, put your partner before yourself, and actually put effort into making the relationship work. Buy instead of asking himself "Maybe I'm the asshole? Maybe I'm the one to blame? Maybe I'm the one who is wrong?" he would rather take the same view as the rest of the modern regressive left and criticize society and our cultural views on monogamy and fidelity. Fucking fat twat.

 

[tehpope]

https://archive.is/o9l5I

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Where have I heard this ideaer before???

 

[Mola Ram]

You're right, but only because "Some Lazy, Pathetic, Unwashed, Stank-Ass, Abusive, Privileged, Spoiled, Self-Important, Douchebag Manchild With a Camera" is a little too on-the-nose and would be difficult to put on a YouTube thumbnail. And it isn't as catchy.

For context re: Joss Whedon: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/20/joss-...-hypocrite-preaching-feminist-ideals-6866034/

So it sounds like Whedon is, surprise surprise, just another Hollywood asshole with a permanent wandering hardon ... and somehow Tony turns this into a man who wanted to be "polyamorous." No doubt because Joss is one of his woobies, he has to be protected at all costs.

 

[The Dude]

https://archive.is/o9l5I

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Where have I heard this ideaer before???

"Don't expect anyone to agree"..."buuuuuuut I'm gonna be fucking pissed when people do disagree, because I AM the smartest motherfucker in the room and you should all agree with me."

For context re: Joss Whedon: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/20/joss-...-hypocrite-preaching-feminist-ideals-6866034/

So it sounds like Whedon is, surprise surprise, just another Hollywood asshole with a permanent wandering hardon ... and somehow Tony turns this into a man who wanted to be "polyamorous." No doubt because Joss is one of his woobies, he has to be protected at all costs.

Oh, absolutely he's pissed that people are criticizing one of his idols. Joss is one of those "progressive" assholes who believes that Hollywood needs to push feminism at all costs, even going so far as to always make the female characters stronger, smarter, and more capable than all the male characters, and to push the "All white people are bad" agenda. So of course he's a protected and cherished darling to Tony and people like him.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey I gotta idear maybe someone should force (((Tony Goldmark))) to bathe so he isn't spreading diseases.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh, absolutely he's pissed that people are criticizing one of his idols. Joss is one of those "progressive" assholes who believes that Hollywood needs to push feminism at all costs, even going so far as to always make the female characters stronger, smarter, and more capable than all the male characters, and to push the "All white people are bad" agenda. So of course he's a protected and cherished darling to Tony and people like him.

I'd have more respect if he just flat out said he didn't believe a word Whedon's ex said. After all, why shouldn't she lie? She has everything to gain if there's some divorce issue, and at the end of the day it's her word against his. But to pretend a typical entertainment industry scumbag with a typical case of entertainment industry casting-couch-itis is really a tormented, closeted polyamorist is laughable on its face. And surely it's not a courtesy that'll be extended to the next right wing figure who's caught with his pants around his ankles.

Hey, who knew Trump was just a serial monogamist who identifies as a horny billionaire who's only attracted to fine young ass? We should feel sorry for him.

 

[friedshrimp]

OF course he has to defend the cheating slut that is Whedon. Of fucking course.

The left more and more nowadays look like villains instead of the "heroes" they claim to be.

Just get away from Disney, Goldfuck. Disney is too pure and good to be polluted by your stink and vile persona.

 

[BrunoMattei]

This is straight from Marissa.

"
Well here's the truth on the matter...

First off I was the one who pushed for divorce. He and I actually separated well before we were legally divorced. His family kept pushing us to stay together and for me to have kids with him (thankfully that never happened because DUH also sex was super unappealing.) I chalk up getting married to his as a stupid teenage mistake/regret (I was only 19.)

He has a massive ego and is beyond selfish. Super anger management issues, mentally abusive. He was also incredibly unhygienic. He almost never washed his hair and I never knew dandruff could congeal but yes, it can! He expected me to baby him and treat him like I was his mom. I couldn't put up with that shit and when I would stand up for myself, he's attack me face to face the way he attacks people on Twitter. (I could go on and on...)

His mom did pass away in 2012 but his dad (also very wealthy) was still supporting him and he never had an actual job and the fact that he has a patreon is insulting to those who actually need money to fund their projects.

I'm not perfect but I actually got help for my problems instead of blaming them on others and playing the victim.

There's so much I could say but like I don't want to go too in-depth just cause but I want to still be truthful."

Tony sounds eerily like DSP here. It really say's something that people like Phil and Tony can only get naive teenagers as their significant other.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey, who knew Trump was just a serial monogamist who identifies as a horny billionaire who's only attracted to fine young ass? We should feel sorry for him.

Not a single liberal male was turned off from Bill Clinton by finding out he's a dude who likes to stick his dick in strange. Not a single liberal female was, either.

The weird idea that people will be turned off from a male politician by finding out he likes to stick his dick into females has failed every time. When a Republican Congress literally impeached Bill Clinton for shoving his dick into the willing mouth of a chick who eagerly sucked his dick, his approval rating went UP.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not a single liberal male was turned off from Bill Clinton by finding out he's a dude who likes to stick his dick in strange. Not a single liberal female was, either.

The weird idea that people will be turned off from a male politician by finding out he likes to stick his dick into females has failed every time. When a Republican Congress literally impeached Bill Clinton for shoving his dick into the willing mouth of a chick who eagerly sucked his dick, his approval rating went UP.

Not every time. It killed Gary Hart. It killed Bob Packwood. Clinton was sort of the point where the rules changed, though for a charismatic enough guy -- see JFK -- most people had always been willing to wink at it. This is the first time I've seen someone excuse it with the ol' "polyamory is an oppressed orientation" argument, though.

Hey! I just remembered our newcomer with the scoop on Tony's ex mentioned she's got two boyfriends now. Maybe "she just wanted to be polyamorous, it wasn't anything wrong with ME, it was society's rules, dammit!" is what Tony tells himself so he can sleep at night.

 

[BrunoMattei]

@kousagi10

I apologize for suggesting that she married him for his money.