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Honestly I find it funnier his wife looks like she could be his twin brother but with longer hair and a smooth face.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
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Honestly I find it funnier his wife looks like she could be his twin brother but with longer hair and a smooth face.
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Imagine buying wedding decor and thinking, "You know what screams true love? Randomly placed, tacky flame streamers whose design is ripped straight from a white trash pickup truck."
Damn.
The lesson here is not to get married young, especially if your world still revolves around pop culture.
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That wedding photo...it's just so sad. Like, it's really, REALLY sad. Do you think he looks back on that day and ever think "What were we thinking? How could we have been so blindly pathetic and un-self aware?" Who do you suppose had the idea for the wedding theme, Goldymarks or his twin/wife?
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I feel like the Harry Potter stuff was his clone waifu's idea, and he just went along with it because he lacks imagination and thought it'd be quirky.
I'm still scratching my head over the Guy Fieri streamers through.
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Tony doesn't. His ex wife's probably thinking about that though. Probably regretting more than the wedding decor.
Considering how fat they are and judging from the streamers, I'd say they got married in Flavor Town.
Oh, and look guys. It's the cow crossover we were all waiting. After all, birds of a feather flock together.
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/840688312658538496
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You know I honestly think at this point we should just have one big megathread on fat useless autistic dorks who parrot social justice mores and believe Red State America is some kind of regressive hillbilly penal colony.
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I ship Goldmark with Movieblob, while Dobson and Kyle look on with jealousy.
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Speaking of which, here's an incredibly long Twitterstorm of Tony white knighting for MovieBob. It's like the bizarre crossover we never wanted:
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/840688312658538496
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/840688312658538496
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/840688312658538496
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/840688312658538496
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It's been said before but my god they look nearly identical. Seriously, are we sure they weren't just separated at birth?
I don't know about you guys, but I think there's a 20% chance that Tony's nearing Chris levels of Trump hating stupidity.Jesus christ. That ranks up with Chris's birthday photos as one of the saddest and yet creepiest pictures I've seen. The weird hand gestures, the Freddy Kruger bust, the American flag in the corner...it's just so bizarre.
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There used to be a Tony Goldmark Forum for all the Tony Goldmark fans to discuss the works of Tony Goldmark. It wasn't particularly popular.
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Tony_Goldmark_Forums/index.php?act=idx (http://archive.is/u2vOx)
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Tony_Goldmark_Forums/index.php?act=idx (http://archive.is/u2vOx)
Tony passed Chris awhile ago.
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What the fuck.
That's real? Oh my god, this is going down levels I never thought possible.
On another note, that forum header should be a smiley here.
That's real? Oh my god, this is going down levels I never thought possible.
On another note, that forum header should be a smiley here.
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Why does he look like a lesbian in that header?
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Idiot can't understand the idea of being "photogenic". So it's either 'fat and lesbian-looking' or 'fat and greasy'.
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This is the hardest I've ever laughed at something in a while. It's just so tacky and off-putting that it becomes hilarious. Why is there a Freddy Krueger poster, Guy Fieri hot rod streamers and an American flag? Why does it look like they had their wedding in a grody basement? The mind boggles.
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Never would expect someone would white knight the walking diabetes magnet known as MovieBob, but here we are.
People hate/rip on Bobbert for god knows how many reasons. Sure he never murder someone's puppy or burnt an orphanage down. But he spergs about hating Trump and Adam Sandler and loving Mario to an unhealthy degree. And he comes off as just an overly shitty person with shitty opinions and tells anyone who disagrees to "screw off". So i'm not sure what ass Tony's pulling these accusations from
People hate/rip on Bobbert for god knows how many reasons. Sure he never murder someone's puppy or burnt an orphanage down. But he spergs about hating Trump and Adam Sandler and loving Mario to an unhealthy degree. And he comes off as just an overly shitty person with shitty opinions and tells anyone who disagrees to "screw off". So i'm not sure what ass Tony's pulling these accusations from
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Holy god, did you see fat Batman and Robin, all spilling out of their costumes? Oh, here:
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Holy god, did you see fat Batman and Robin, all spilling out of their costumes? Oh, here:
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This is seriously one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. Just, wow.
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The Batman just looks goofy and predictably unshapely, but the Robin could be a legit sex crime.
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Yeah part of me thinks he might legitimately be some downy they tricked into wearing that stupid outfit.