TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

MysteriousStranger said:
Holy god, did you see fat Batman and Robin, all spilling out of their costumes? Oh, here:
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From this angle, Tony's "wife" looks like she's wearing a wig. I also feel bad for that woman in-between them who's wearing normal enough clothing.
 
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FWIW - here's another person who proves one of my great observations about humankind.

Anyone who claims to be smarter than you, but can't resist making rape jokes on social media, probably ain't that smart.
 
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TonyTopps said:
Jesus Christ that looks like some shitty Con. There is no overarching theme or anything just random pop-culture stuff all over the place. Also that fucking Sesame Street 1st Birthday table cloth so just cringe worthy. If I were a parent, I would be wondering what I did wrong. These are some shitty pictures too.
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That Sesame Street tablecloth worries me that someone in that club is obsessed with the show.

Even sadder, Tony's not the most pathetic looking one there if Cowboy Hipster, Mid-life Crisis Rabbit and Carrot dude are any indication. Not defending Tony, mind, just that he somehow got out-autismed by his fellow club members.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Guess who jumped on the Jontron salt train?

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Assorted thoughts:
* That's the first time I've heard "White Privilege" used unironically in a while.
* Tony's train of logic in the secons tweet is...definitely a stretch, especially with no evidence to back it up.
* Fittingly enough by Tony's logic, he's stereotyping white people with his comparisons.
* I see his time with Moviebob inspired him to adopt his debate skills.
* "the funniest show on youtube".
* "NOT being a rotting garbage pile of bigotry and idiocy". Tony's defensive response towards not cleaning his fingernails would disagree with the latter point.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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This guy is literally too stupid to figure out why people hate that fat fuck Moviebob, even though he's just a slightly less successful version of Moviebob himself, i.e. irrelevant idiot who used to rant about shit nobody cares about in pop culture, and now rants about shit nobody cares about in politics.
 
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I love how he gets all SJW-y about JonTron "using ablist slurs", yet goes on a multi-Tweet rant about "people and their fucking OCD" when someone suggests he scrape the shit (probably literal shit since he's too fat to wipe properly) out from under his grimy fingernails. Way to be self aware Goldymarks. I'm sure it's in no way sour grapes because JonTron is a successful, well known YouTube personality who has mostly been independently run for quite a while, and you're a nobody that's grubbing around under Doug Walker's table for crumbs and scraps.
 
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Ok, so I only found out about this winner a few days ago over in the MovieBlob thread, and upon watching the first linked video my first question is this: Is he mentally ill or is it a shtick? Because if it's a shtick, it's ... not funny.

Seriously, that footage of him glaring at the camera and quivering is genuinely disturbing. Also, own your baldness, my friend. The shoulder length greasy locks don't fool anyone.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Ok, so I only found out about this winner a few days ago over in the MovieBlob thread, and upon watching the first linked video my first question is this: Is he mentally ill or is it a shtick? Because if it's a shtick, it's ... not funny.
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If we're talking about his videos, then yes. At least to an extent.

Social Media? Nah. This is pure, unadulterated Tony.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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Love how the fat, white guy living in Los Angeles who has taken a year off from working is calling someone else a "mound of white privilege.

And what's this I see on his Facebook? Couldn't possibly be Tony using ableist slurs. Here's a couple of choices quotes where he reviews an episode of the Middle where the family goes to Disney World. He's really got it out for little Brick. Got to say.

- So...the youngest kid is r******d, right? Like, that's his thing? At first I thought he was just a geek, but nope, that Mickey hat gag went full r****d.

- "It would've been nice to have a heads-up." It's official, this kid is r******d. Even *I* woulda beaten him up.

https://www.facebook.com/tony.goldmark/posts/10152069277785163

Our brave, virtuous, totally not hypocritical SJW ladies and gentlemen.
 
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