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It's a shame, really. Trump genuinely is a prime target for satire, but Tony Goldmark and friends still manage to miss the side of a barn door.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
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It's a shame, really. Trump genuinely is a prime target for satire, but Tony Goldmark and friends still manage to miss the side of a barn door.
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It's almost like Tony has a shitty sense of humor and no comedic talent. I mean, he thinks Al Yankovic is still a relevant comedic and musical act. So I'm not going to put any stock into what Goldjew finds funny or what he considers witty political commentary. All of Tony's "jokes" are low hanging fruit anyways.
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I can't wait for the official executive office Discord.
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How mature.
That's nice Tony. It's too bad that you can't express your reaction to the new ride in some other, more detailed way than just a simple Tweet. It really is a shame that there isn't some other kind of medium that you could utilize to express your thoughts on the new(ish) Disney attraction, something that would allow you to show moving images and audio of the ride and your thoughts about it. And even if there WERE some way for you to make this magic "moving pictures with accompanying audio" review of the attraction, the REAL shame is there's no possible way you could share and distribute said review to a vast number of people easily. I mean, its not like there is a website solely for the purpose of sharing and viewing these fictional "moving pictures with accompanying audio" thingies, so I guess we will just have to be satisfied with a social media post that's 140 or so characters or less.
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Way too hard dude. With Trump being president and all, it's just too exhausting and time consuming to film yourself having fun. Tweeting about what our president and the alt-right does on a daily basis way more important and better use of time than doing your fucking job.
I honestly don't know what worse though. Tony continuing to make money off his Patreon for doing fuck all but whine on social media, or a new Tony Goldmark video being released. Either way, it loud, annoying, and I need a drink afterwards.
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You're in luck, Porko. Tony's releasing a review on it this June.
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Not sure how to feel about a new video, on the one hand more content to sift through but on the other hand it means more time having to spend watching Tony
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So much for that year-long wait he stupidly tried to justify.
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The review has yet to be made and we've still got a full month of June left. Plenty of time for him to procrastinate and get distracted by Twitter bullshit.
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Yeah, no Tony. Wrong again. Repetition is a common practice to get something you want people to remember to stick in their minds. It's why advertisers will often repeat certain lyrics in jingles or repeat catchwords in ad campaigns. It helps drive your point home and ensure the audience remembers important details. It's the verbal equivalent of underlining.
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Fun Fact: At age 14, Tony Goldmark decided that he already knew everything in the world and felt no need to continue learning.
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Fun Fact: At age 14, Tony Goldmark decided that he already knew everything in the world and felt no need to continue learning.
Fun fact, at weight 350, (((Tony Goldnark))) decided 350 was the perfect weight.
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Sorry for posting again so soon but this was too good to pass up. (Linking because I'm currently on mobile.):
https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/871065821837090816
https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/871065821837090816
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I have no joke, I just wanted to point out Tony is (((fat))).
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I guess he haven't read this thread. Most of it doesn't bring up his obvious obesity and ethnicity at all.
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Gotcha covered Tony.
- Your jokes aren't funny.
- The basis of your reviews is the "comedic reviewer," which is unoriginal, but people could look past that if you were actually funny.
- I don't know why there are plot lines and skits in your reviews, but those are completely unnecessary and a waste of time.
- Reviewing theme park attractions is one of the worst concepts imaginable. If you paid for parking and admission, just ride the fucking thing. Who doesn't go on a ride based of someone's review?
- People pay good money and sometimes travel from far away to get into these parks. The fact that you disturb and annoy other park goers, who some of them just want to have a fun weekend with their kids, to make these "reviews" is rude and selfish.
- Leave the politics out of your reviews. There's no place for them when you're talking about theme park attractions. Even if it's the Hall of Presidents.
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That dumb for two reason, firstly no film is need at all like that just a logical fact. Two wonder woman even if it is good will not stand the test of time, I be surprise if people are stilling talking about next year. It simply will not have the impact that Star Wars, Pulp Fiction and the matrix have as Wonder Woman is simple lacking any of it own style or voice that those films had. Pulp Fiction and star wars came from a place of actual love for what they were making Wonder Woman was made cause DC need a solo wonder woman movie to build up hype for different movie.