TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

So I shared this on my Twitter yesterday, but I was invited to share it here.

Yesterday, I was at Disney California Adventure because some of my friends wanted to go check out the new Guardians of the Galaxy ride they have there.

Later on the day (like around 10 am or so), I went to go get some Fastpasses for the Radiator Springs Racers ride. I was walking out of the Bugs Land when I saw Tony himself walking around with some of his friends. I had to do a double-take when I saw him.

Unfortunately, I do not have any pictures as there was no way I could take one without making it obvious and I didn't want to spend the day just following him. But I'm pretty sure it was him, as I'd recognize his greasy, long hair anywhere. It was an eye-opener for me, as I've never seen a lolcow in person. I imagine that's what it felt like when someone goes through Ruckersville and sees Chris in person.

Just thought I shared that with you all.
 
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i like the part where he went in depth to explain his reasoning behind calling donald trump a liar

i've never seen someone go so far to say something so obvious

also i heard the WW movie was neutrally good. like, a fun watch, but not spectacular.
 
The Dude said:
The Radical Islam apologists piss me off. They're almost exclusively on the Left end of the political spectrum, mostly SJWs and other kooky morons like Tony. They'll harp on about LGBT rights and feminism in one breath, then defend Islam as the "religion of peace" and bitch about "Islamophobia" in the next. If they honestly cared about the rights of gays and protecting women from "rape culture" then why defend an ACTUAL RAPE CULTURE? I mean, look at the shitfest that is Europe these days. Look at what's happened to France, Germany, and Sweden. How can Tony and people like him honestly look at themselves in the mirror when they are harbouring that level of cognitive dissonance? It's disgraceful and hypocritical, yet they make no effort to justify themselves. If you call them out on it they'll just call you names like "bigot" and "Islamophobe" then lecture you about what an "intolerant moron" you are like that somehow wins the argument for them. In reality, it's them who are intolerant. We've seen Tony pull these kinds of tactics many times, often with his own pathetic brand of feeble "humor" intermixed.
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Oh yeah we've got a whole thread on Community Watch on these people, go take a look if you haven't passed by it already. (I think so? It got full fast).

But yeah, Tony being islamophiliac is very ironic considering his blood. Next time he passes by Palestine let's see how well he fares, as a jew...Resembling a pig, that must be like double haram.


Lurkette said:
also i heard the WW movie was neutrally good. like, a fun watch, but not spectacular.
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Like almost every superhero film nowadays, tbh...
 
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Oh, Tony is upset that Cars 3, a movie about colorful, talking, sapient vehicles, something designed to keep little children entertained and quiet for an hour and a half, didn't have some deep meaning or profound message to it? Color me shocked. It always makes me laugh when these pretentious internet "personalities" get their panties in a twist when kiddie movies are just dumb fun for children with a few subtle innuendo jokes thrown in to give mom and dad a chuckle too. They get so indignant that these movies (which, again, are targeted at elementary school aged CHILDREN) don't have some subtle, surreptitious meaning behind them. It's a Disney/Pixar cartoon, not a Stanley Kubrick film.

And of course he's still jerking himself off to Wonder Woman. How else is he supposed to show the world (read: the internet) that he's a good, progressive, feminist? His actions? Puh-lease! I wonder how all these RadFems/SJWs and their neutered lapdog manchildren would feel if they knew Wonder Woman was created by a man with a strong BDSM fetish? Oh, right, BDSM is empowering for women...so long as it's the woman who is doing all the dominating and the guy is the one getting tied up and whipped with a riding crop.
 
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The Dude said:
Oh, Tony is upset that Cars 3, a movie about colorful, talking, sapient vehicles, something designed to keep little children entertained and quiet for an hour and a half, didn't have some deep meaning or profound message to it? Color me shocked. It always makes me laugh when these pretentious internet "personalities" get their panties in a twist when kiddie movies are just dumb fun for children with a few subtle innuendo jokes thrown in to give mom and dad a chuckle too. They get so indignant that these movies (which, again, are targeted at elementary school aged CHILDREN) don't have some subtle, surreptitious meaning behind them. It's a Disney/Pixar cartoon, not a Stanley Kubrick film.

And of course he's still jerking himself off to Wonder Woman. How else is he supposed to show the world (read: the internet) that he's a good, progressive, feminist? His actions? Puh-lease! I wonder how all these RadFems/SJWs and their neutered lapdog manchildren would feel if they knew Wonder Woman was created by a man with a strong BDSM fetish? Oh, right, BDSM is empowering for women...so long as it's the woman who is doing all the dominating and the guy is the one getting tied up and whipped with a riding crop.
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It's ironic, because from what I've seen, some SJWs think Wonder Woman isn't feminist enough:

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The Dude said:
Color me shocked. It always makes me laugh when these pretentious internet "personalities" get their panties in a twist when kiddie movies are just dumb fun for children with a few subtle innuendo jokes thrown in to give mom and dad a chuckle too.
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He's angry that (((Tony Goldmark))) is a virgin who has no chance of having a child at all.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Yeah but that's not the kind of bondage William Marston was into.

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That was my point exactly. He enjoyed doing the dominating, which pisses off RadFems. It's only acceptable to them when it's the woman doing the dominating.

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He's angry that (((Tony Goldmark))) is a virgin who has no chance of having a child at all.
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I seriously doubt Goldjew wants kids. He doesn't seem the type. He's more the "never have kids so I never have to spend my money on them or be a responsible adult" type. And he was married once. If he's still a virgin after having actually been married then he's even more pathetic than we already knew.
 
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The Dude said:
I seriously doubt Goldjew wants kids. He doesn't seem the type. He's more the "never have kids so I never have to spend my money on them or be a responsible adult" type. And he was married once. If he's still a virgin after having actually been married then he's even more pathetic than we already knew.
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His tweets have, in fact, actually revirginized him.
 
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Don't lie to your followers Tony. Everyone knows after a hard day's work of slacktivism and whining, you drink half a bottle of Mike's Hard Tropical Mango Lemonade before you pass out from your non-buzz and crying yourself to sleep over Cars 3 being a wasted opportunity for some deep social commentary. Especially after the 2nd Cars movie, which could have been re-titled Git R Done Spies.
 
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