TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Mola Ram]

True, but in this day and age when nearly everyone carries a device with access to unlimited amounts of information in their pocket, they really have no excuse for being ignorant of that. And especially when you're a politician running for the position of most powerful person on Earth, then you should really research the people you're openly stating are inspirations and idols of yours.

True, but Planned Parenthood has become such a core pillar of the Democratic party that its founder has been wrapped in a gauzy haze of mythology that's unfortunately impervious to correcting the historical record. Try arguing with what her actual positions were, and you're likely to be dismissed as a nutty rightwinger trying to rewrite history.

That Tony and the people he's blindly following hypocritically rewrite history (or refuse to learn history because it'd upset their sensitive tummies) pretty much every day of the week is incredibly frustrating, but hey! Venting over such nonsense is why we come here, no? And the lulz, always the lulz.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Well, Tony literally advocates for re-education camps and to ostracize "sociopaths", AKA anyone that doesn't agree with him. He's gone over the edge now:

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/905508708356161536

 

[AnOminous]

Well, Tony literally advocates for re-education camps and to ostracize "sociopaths", AKA anyone that doesn't agree with him. He's gone over the edge now:

He should go to a fat camp where he can lose some weight and maybe they can teach him about this modern new invention called a "shower."

 

[Fagnacious D]

He should go to a fat camp where he can lose some weight and maybe they can teach him about this modern new invention called a "shower."

Perhaps he should be placed in a special camp where he can "concentrate" on his problems and at one point be forced to take a special kind of "shower"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, Tony literally advocates for re-education camps and to ostracize "sociopaths", AKA anyone that doesn't agree with him. He's gone over the edge now:

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/905508708356161536

Never go full Moviebob.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Gee, it's not like people who work at Mar-A-Lago might actually live there too, you insensitive fuck.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Gee, it's not like people who work at Mar-A-Lago might actually live there too, you insensitive fuck.

Tony, that's not how hurricanes work. Even ones that don't come near as close to the damage that Harvey and Irma wouldn't leave no casualties.

It's obvious he's happy he lives in a hurricane-free state.

 

[The Dude]

I guess Tony and others like him don't realize that there was a law passed in the 50's or 60's that declared Confederate soldiers United States veterans and any statue or monument to them protected by Federal law. But it hurts their tender widdle feewings, so it's evil and must be destroyed. Fuck other people's heritage, right?

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Tony understanding things other than greasy fast food and Marvel/Star Wars movies? Surely you jest.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I guess Tony and others like him don't realize that there was a law passed in the 50's or 60's that declared Confederate soldiers United States veterans and any statue or monument to them protected by Federal law. But it hurts their tender widdle feewings, so it's evil and must be destroyed. Fuck other people's heritage, right?

He's probably also unaware that Abe Lincoln pardoned all Confederate soldiers.

 

[Lensherr]

Well, Tony literally advocates for re-education camps and to ostracize "sociopaths", AKA anyone that doesn't agree with him. He's gone over the edge now:

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/905508708356161536

Ah the old "my political opposition thinks differently than me, therefore they lack empathy" tactic. No sir, we don't lack empathy. We just think that think that your manufactured moral panics are stupid.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Well, Tony put out yet another video:

 

[The Dude]

Well, Tony put out yet another video:

Shows are better than rides because they don't turn you away from the shows for being too fat.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't worry about the end of the world, and on top of that, I have friends who don't leech off me for movies and trips to Disneyland. So, I can see why you envy me.

 

[friedshrimp]

Wow, I can't believe he genuinely wants me to say "wow, i'm better than Tony Goldmark"

But there he is, taunting us.

Also, what end of the world? For him and his liberal friends, everything goes around Trump or climate change or protect the refugees. Islamic terrorism in Europe, hunger in North Korea and matters in Venezuela don't matter to them.

 

[pickleniggo]

Is it bad that I genuinely envy people who DON'T have jobs to go to and instead live off a trust fund and get to fart around Disney Parks whenever they please?

Get a goddamn perspective, dude.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

When some people get stressed out and need to see beauty in the world, they might look at nature or art or great works of cinema. Tony looks at fast food:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That is legitimately the saddest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[El Porko Fako]

When some people get stressed out and need to see beauty in the world, they might look at nature or art or great works of cinema. Tony looks at fast food:

Welp, wish I could make a funny and clever fat joke, but I can't compete with that tweet. It's a punchline in of itself.

Simply going off this tweet and some of the super greasy stuff I've seen him in eat in some of his videos, Tony Stretchmark may have a little bit of an addiction to fast food. He should be more careful with what he eats. He doesn't want to get to the point where he'd gladly pay people Tuesday for a hamburger today if you catch my drift .