TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Robot Holocaust said:
When is Tony the most annoying: when he's depressed, angry or smug for no reason? Discuss.
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I'm going to have to say smug too. This recent tweet you posted in my mind is smug manifest and made me roll my eyes so hard it hurt.
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What normal male human being honestly says something like this? This is the kind of cartoonish quote I'd expect from a character from a bad episode of Sex and the City, not a 30 something year old man, if you can even call him that. It's like he doesn't realize he's talking about himself when he says a blanket statement this idiotic. If you want equality between the sexes Tony, that's fine, and most people want the same thing, but don't be so blatant with your virtue-signaling that you tweet out something that is equivalent to "Ugh! Fucking men! Amirite ladies? #HOLLA!"

I know when most people think of Lolcows featured here who are the most pathetic, spineless, doormats who walk the Earth, most people think of Andrew Dobson or David Gallant, but Tony really is underrated when it comes to these attributes and really is reaching for the whining pussy gold.
 
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El Porko Fako said:
I'm going to have to say smug too. This recent tweet you posted in my mind is smug manifest and made me roll my eyes so hard it hurt.
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What normal male human being honestly says something like this? This is the kind of cartoonish quote I'd expect from a character from a bad episode of Sex and the City, not a 30 something year old man, if you can even call him that. It's like he doesn't realize he's talking about himself when he says a blanket statement this idiotic. If you want equality between the sexes Tony, that's fine, and most people want the same thing, but don't be so blatant with your virtue-signaling that you tweet out something that is equivalent to "Ugh! Fucking men! Amirite ladies? #HOLLA!"

I know when most people think of Lolcows featured here who are the most pathetic, spineless, doormats who walk the Earth, most people think of Andrew Dobson or David Gallant, but Tony really is underrated when it comes to these attributes and really is reaching for the whining pussy gold.
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Couldn't agree more. In fact, when I read the Tweet, but before I read your post, I thought something similar to the "Ugh! Fucking men! Amirite ladies?" thing. The whole thing stinks of virtue signaling and sucking up to "the right people" (Feminists and SJWs). A lot of his posts like this seem to be similar sucking up.

It's like he's got some kind of Social Justice checklist taped to his computer that he follows every time he makes a Tweet. Instead of it seeming like a genuine opinion, it feels more like going through the motions (but with the minimum amount of effort acceptable) to keep certain people happy.

When it's Tony winging it or letting his true thoughts out, he often gets his itty bitty pee-pee stomped for it, like when he defended some comedian when they said something mildly transphobic. Someone jumped on him for it and he sputtered and flailed to defend his position, then tried to backpedal to save face.

A lot of the time he just seems so fake.
 
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Tony knows all about painful divorces.

He's such an insufferable, smug twat. When he writes Twitter posts like that I can imagine him wagging his head back and forth with a smug little smirk on his face, sniggering at his own "wit" and "superiority" like every stereotypical caricature of sanctimonious and pompous assholes you've ever seen in pop culture. He's so absolutely full of himself, and in such an unwarranted way. Like he's got anything to feel superior about. If it wasn't for all the lucky breaks and mummy and dadum's money supporting him, he'd just be your average fat slob of a failure, probably living with his dad because he can't hold down an actual job.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Mario and Luigi who were overcucked by Peach to the point of becoming Twitter spergs?
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They would actually have to have women in their lives to be cucked. At least in Tony's case, he fucked up his one chance to have a woman in his life, and fucked it up royally.

Speaking of Tony's ex; I hope she's still enjoying the thread and I hope she's still doing well with the two men in her life.
 
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I don't get how you can just force yourself on so much negativity.
Okay, so he doesn't like Man of Steel? god for him, neither did others. He knows it is a bad movie and yet he still watches it and wants to complain?

I wonder if becoming a sjw twitter sperg somehow results in the parts of your brain that genuinely enjoy things get destroyed over time, to the point all you consume is just bad and awful stuff.
 
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Mola Ram said:
"What a dour, humorless, insufferably pretentious piece of shit."

Wait ... was he watching Man of Steel or just reading MovieBob's feed again?
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I think, if he ever runs into Bob's twitter he'll ask his father if he has ever cheated on his mother.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I don't get how you can just force yourself on so much negativity.
Okay, so he doesn't like Man of Steel? god for him, neither did others. He knows it is a bad movie and yet he still watches it and wants to complain?

I wonder if becoming a sjw twitter sperg somehow results in the parts of your brain that genuinely enjoy things get destroyed over time, to the point all you consume is just bad and awful stuff.
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So, here's some medical science: high blood pressure and diabetes do just that.

What does sitting on your ass all day while eating foods high in salt and sugars do?

Ladies and gentlemen, Tubby.
 
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