TORRID TRY-ON + TARGET HAUL - 6/20/2018

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Chantal should learn to be completely oblivious like AL, they're like exact opposites, AL is way TOO confident instead of pathetically insecure
 
Honey... that dress makes you look like a pregnant obese woman. No.

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Rebel Scum said:
Is there a dead pool on this bitch yet? I'm gonna say 6 months. Feeling generous.
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I think realistically She'll live to her 40s or 50s and die of some untreated fatty related ailment. Most likely untreated beetus or heart attack.

Perhaps that's too optimistic of me but the human body is suprisingly resilient, especially when you're still relatively young. Shit's definitely gonna catch up to her tho.
 
London Raine said:
And you know that bish didn't shower before hauling her shelf book ass to Torrid. All I can say is thank goodness she bought everything she tried on.
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Those were probably the only things they had in her size and she was just happy they had something in her size so bought them..someone mentioned Torrid doesn't usually carry the 6xxxx sizes in store.

Plus how many 520lbs women really walk in and buy that size? And after AL tried that stuff on it was a stretched out 6xxxxl..noone else would of bought it. Maybe the store forced her to buy the damaged merchandise?
 
Give Her The D said:
Honey... that dress makes you look like a pregnant obese woman. No.

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If she carries on at the rate she's going, she might have to lug her fupa/gunt around in a wheelbarrow or hire her own more heavy-duty mobility scooter than the poor traumatised scooty-puffs at her fave stores (ain't she a Rascal!)

How this gorl can think she's adorable and cute is mind-boggling... Do shrinks diagnose BDD in hideous obeasts who think they're dainty, beautiful princesses? Is it reverse BDD when ugly folk think they're hot af or just standard BDD? I mean I know she'd have to see a therapist and psychiatrist for any real diagnoses (not the crap she self-diagnoses and preferably professionals who don't sing and actually exist) - and gorl's too busy being goalz an shiet to keep any appointments or make any real sustained effort to change or improve her health and personality.

Like I said, mind-boggling!
 
Really, I cringed so hard at Becky being all underground with listening to Misfits. Cmon, one of the most commercialized bands in the world and you are all special snowflakey about it? Well, can't really expect much more from her. Also, I don't know why I find Becky's taste so.. tasteless? It's all just stuff that a 15 year old boy would like. The clothes, the decor (fuck me with the framed stickers, what in satan's name is that), music and movie taste. I used to like bow dyed shirts (on someone) but now I kinda hate them. Thanks a lot, Necky.
 
classtrash said:
That bra being so high up has to hurt, right?
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Living with the discomfort, gurl.
Oh Hamburgers said:
"My weight gain, has definitely like, I, I can't walk in the mall like I used to, like I get so tired so easily and it's just really eye opening..."
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Many people think that Amber will eventually be bed bound after some medical emergency like breaking a bone or having a heart attack.

I think it's happening already. She'll walk less every day, complain about how hard it's becoming, stay more time in bed (while ordering Becky around) and eventually, one day she'll have enough excuses to not get up.
She'll tell herself and her audience (if she still has one) that it's only that day because insert excuse here. Becky will cater to her, fetch everything she needs, and Amber will love being waited that way. So, she'll repeat it the next day, and the next, until she won't be able to get up anymore.
Oh Hamburgers said:
She must have spent about 100 dollars just in journals.
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I'm loving the fact that every time we say she doesn't make as much as she claims, or that her expenses aren't as high as some think, Amber will go out of her way to spend money on frivolous things.
Best trolling ever. Fucks herself with a rusty spoon to prove her haydurz wrong. You go gurl!
London Raine said:
All I can say is thank goodness she bought everything she tried on.
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Correction. She bought everything she showed on camera. That doesn't mean she didn't try other things. On the bright side, some of the things she took with her to the booth were probably too small to even get past her wrist.
 
Normal people do that "tuck your chin into your neck" thing to make themselves look ugly.

Amberlynn did it and nothing fucking changed lmao
 
She complains about the time it takes to upload from her laptop. I guess she never figured out airdropping the finished video to her phone. She never figured out how to turn her phone into a mobile hotspot. Good thing she did hours of research before popping down a couple grand for her new toys.
 
How is she filling all these journals? Does she mindlessly doodle the day away? Is she writing the next Les Miserables? Is her handwriting fat too?

Sidenote: Why is she still going to TGIFridays? At over $5k/month, why isn't she filling up at quality restaurants? Frozen salmon at a chain baffles me.
 
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Golly said:
How is she filling all these journals?
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She's not. The journals will help fill the house, though.

I'm pretty sure each one of those journals came from the bargain bin/clearance aisle. Stores that sell journals and planner already cleared their shelves for the second semester stuff - after all there are only 10 more days in the month.

Probably the same can be applied to the pride stuff. Pride month is almost over.
 
Her ideas about cities are annoying and funny to me. You think people wouldnt look at you weird in LA? You really think you would fit in? People know about vlogging but not everybody does it, and most people dont do it in public. But people know about vlogging in Kentucky too.

Really what does a city have that Amberlynn wants that she doesnt have already? She'd just be hanging out in the Cheesecake Factory in the strip malls in LA. She could find and do that same shit she thinks she needs a city for, right now where she is: find good (non-chain) restaurants that dont just reheat and assemble food, or cool communities and maybe even niche hobby shops--she's not averse to a 2 hr road trip both ways for something she wants--but she wont because she's too lazy and wouldnt fit in and it hadnt been handed to her. That wont change when she's in a city. Nothing would change for or about her if she was magically teleported to LA today.

She's the ultimate consumer, and she thinks a city will be more her speed, and she's absolutely wrong. She sees all this shit on pinterest and thinks it's just there, an object, a thing you can have, like you can just buy it like all the other shit she buys. She doesnt understand there's a person behind all that shit, behind a well designed room or outfit, behind good food, interesting and good art or music.

Some of it is exposure, sure, that you would get in a city but with the internet, you can get exposed to these ideas easier than ever, you dont need to be in the city except to cultivate a network maybe, find neat hobby shops and communities that couldnt be supported elsewhere but she's not into any of that.

She doesnt even have a voice or personality to express, and that's where the other like 80% of the shit she identifies as being 'city things' comes from--person themselves and their ideas. She has none of her own, and you cant just buy ideas or taste. You cant buy a personality. That's the real struggle.

She's in it for status and fashion and shit: the cute boutique shops and all the shit she sees on pinterest; even though she couldnt put any of that shit together if she had the means, and has sized out of it long ago. She has no taste and doesnt really care for quality necessarily. Like having a Kors bag or whatever--she doesnt give a fuck, it's just some tag she can hang on herself because she's an all consuming void of a person.

Life is what YOU make of it, a city doesnt magically give you that shit. Maybe more opportunities, but it doesnt MAKE you cool, or your life interesting and meaningful. If your videos are shit, your content bad, your life meaningless and empty, and you lack taste, living in a city wont change any of that, nor will a new camera or a Macbook status symbol. YOU have to change all that and you can do that anywhere.

Water finds its level Amberlynn. In reality, youve found yours--backwater Kentucky is just right for you, youre right where you belong.

More than that, she's the fucking width of a parking space in LA. I noticed how far she opened car doors and others have too because of how insanely ridiculous it is. She has to open it ALL the way. She wouldnt even be able to get out of a car, and she sure as hell couldnt walk. She also probably couldnt afford the cost of living. She'd need that money she bleeds away on pointless shit.
 
SpaceRanger said:
I think realistically She'll live to her 40s or 50s and die of some untreated fatty related ailment. Most likely untreated beetus or heart attack.

Perhaps that's too optimistic of me but the human body is suprisingly resilient, especially when you're still relatively young. Shit's definitely gonna catch up to her tho.
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Immobility will set in first, then it will rapidly go down hill. A miserable death in her mid 40s from diabetes or an infection sounds about right.
 
Long time lurker said:
She's not. The journals will help fill the house, though.

I'm pretty sure each one of those journals came from the bargain bin/clearance aisle. Stores that sell journals and planner already cleared their shelves for the second semester stuff - after all there are only 10 more days in the month.

Probably the same can be applied to the pride stuff. Pride month is almost over.
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I seriously thinks she just writes down what she eats the way that the Marquis de Sade chronicled his deviancy in the Charenton journals. AL in her bastille of fat copiously journaling every item she feasts upon. Instead of "Justine", AL has "Becky". Becky too will one day recount her misfortune of knowing AL, but it wouldn't make for an interesting read.
 
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