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I don't think she'd say that she intends to fuck Chris over when she dies. I'm sure she believes that she's only doing what she has to to survive, and she'll take care of Chris' debts later. He'll be fine!
Which is basically the same attitude Chris himself has, as well as a lot of other pathological assholes. "I'm a nice person and I'll do always the right thing! Except for when extreme circumstances exist, which they always do, but normally I do the right thing and you should judge me by that standard, not by my actual behavior!"
 
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I don't think Barb is really vindicated by this if she's just paying off her bigger bills with an increase in credit. To me she's not really addressing the problem at all, just shifting it.

But yeah I agree that this shows Chris in an awful light. Nothing comes before him buying toys, he's made that blatantly apparent here.

Just adds to the general opinion that a lot of Chris' financial woes are self-inflicted, and since he refuses to accept any blame or responsibility for his actions, he makes frequent mooch videos so that other people can bail him out like he expects Humanity to do. Sadly, some people obey.

And this is why a lot of the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" speculation is in agreement that he'll keep on spending every penny that comes across his hands on Legos & other crap (unless someone forces him to give them some money first, like Barb used to do) until the Sheriff puts the Eviction/Foreclosure Notice on the front door.

EDIT UPDATE: Sorry that you disagree, Marvin. I know you believe that Chris is responsible with money but he's really not and videos like this prove it. The signs are pointing to Chris having a date with financial catastrophe like Barb did with Discover. When you only pay off the minimum and even scoff at those who pay money towards the principal, that attitude can only lead to one inevitable conclusion.

Here's a hint: anal bees

Somewhere out there, Phil runs out to the country with an empty mayo jar.
 
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Which is basically the same attitude Chris himself has, as well as a lot of other pathological assholes. "I'm a nice person and I'll do always the right thing! Except for when extreme circumstances exist, which they always do, but normally I do the right thing and you should judge me by that standard, not my actual behavior!"
"hmm yeah, I am a loyal son and I take care of my mudder. Iss hard work!"

Several years from now...

"myehhh, cancha go without your insulin for a little while??"
 
Just adds to the general opinion that a lot of Chris' financial woes are self-inflicted, and since he refuses to accept any blame or responsibility for his actions, he makes frequent mooch videos so that other people can bail him out like he expects Humanity to do. Sadly, some people obey.

And this is why a lot of the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" speculation is in agreement that he'll keep on spending every penny that comes across his hands on Legos & other crap (unless someone forces him to give them some money first, like Barb used to do) until the Sheriff puts the Eviction/Foreclosure Notice on the front door.



Somewhere out there, Phil runs out to the country with an empty mayo jar.

Well, he was raised with VERY little accountability and discipline in his life. Bob provided quite mediocre discipline, but at least it kept Chris somewhat in check. Even if Chris didn't have the 'tism at all, he would still be shit with his money and be overly impulsive because he wasn't raised to respect his finances, he was raised getting mostly anything he wanted upon demand/temper tantrums.

And when you combine someone like that with an approved SSDI claim, it is recipe for a complete disaster, because pretty much his entire life from cradle to present has been Chris getting things with very little effort. I know exactly two people with confirmed autism in real life and they're both fairly responsible with their lives and finances, not really any different from most other people in their 20s, and it is because despite their shortcomings they were still raised to have some decent sense.

I know citing one's childhood can only explain things to a certain degree, but it definitely did start Chris off on a pretty bad path in life.
 
I realize this is late, so rate accordingly, however:

Has a maxed out credit card. Gets an unexpected credit limit increase that he calls "a bonus". Immediately blows half of it on toys intended for someone a quarter of his age. Let's his mother use the rest of the credit to pay bills, thus maxing out the card again. Explains to "basement dwellers" that these toys were important for recreating his family, thus a necessity, and now he needs donations for reals. Publicly chastises his mother for paying more than the minimum on actual bills.

THIS is why I can't explain Chris-Chan to people in real life. It's like trying to explain physics to someone who never heard of arithmetic. There's just too much background knowledge and context required at this point to grasp the full scope of Chris's lunacy. Sure the above paragraph demonstrates a case of someone being a moron, but how can I get other people to understand just how bad this really is without spending hours explaining that this same person has had sex with blowup dolls on camera several times, freezes his own jizz, gets in fights with imaginary people online, and is perhaps THE ugliest and least convincing MTF transperson in existence, who also still demonstrates transphobia? How can I explain any of this without being perceived as more insane than the person I'm describing!?
 
Just adds to the general opinion that a lot of Chris' financial woes are self-inflicted, and since he refuses to accept any blame or responsibility for his actions, he makes frequent mooch videos so that other people can bail him out like he expects Humanity to do. Sadly, some people obey.

And this is why a lot of the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" speculation is in agreement that he'll keep on spending every penny that comes across his hands on Legos & other crap (unless someone forces him to give them some money first, like Barb used to do) until the Sheriff puts the Eviction/Foreclosure Notice on the front door.
See, I really must disagree here. Chris' financial woes, the ones that actually are self inflicted (non-Barb ones), are extremely mild. I wouldn't even describe them as financial woes, so much as fatty spends his money very inefficiently.

One way to put it, is that Chris spends all his money every month, just as he would with or without debt. Except with debt, everything is 33% more expensive (pulling this number out of my ass here). See, Chris decided (and decides) he needed something nownownownownow! and used debt to buy that. His life and his spending is exactly the same, except everything is 33% more expensive, because he pays everything through debt by proxy.

If Chris had someone to force him to live without debt, would he bitch more? Or less? Y'know, I don't think he'd be any different, to be honest. I think he'd be exactly how he is: he wants everything nownonownow. He'd be used to a lower dollar amount each month, sure, but he'd still be the same entitled fatty regardless.

Now, when Chris has real financial problems, it's almost entirely because of Barb. A friend of mine described Barb's situation as that she's struggling to live without a sugardaddy. And that describes it to a T. Barb's debt dwarfs Chris'. As as we see here, she is paying down her debt with Chris' debt.

Chris doesn't have real financial woes without Barb. What Chris has is bottomless entitlement that he can't have everything in the world immediately. Which certainly makes him an asshole. But it's not quite the same thing as deserving his financial situation. That's Barn being an absolute cunt.

At best you could say Chris is having financial problems because by not taking over the household and telling Barb "no" once in awhile.
 
"hmm yeah, I am a loyal son and I take care of my mudder. Iss hard work!"

Several years from now...

"myehhh, cancha go without your insulin for a little while??"
oh god, that would be a new low
chris bitching about how his mother is being greedy by "impulsively" buying needed medication

you can pretty much summarize chris as "always thinking he deserves more"
not the way most of us think, we would love to have more money and things, but we know we just want it
chris thinks he deserves it, he thinks his works so far is more impressive and important than anyone else's works
and nothing will crush this, it's too deep in his mind to dig out
 
But it does strike me as odd he feels the need to justify his shitty buying habits this time. Must be someone gave him grief over it be my guess. Normally Fucktard-boy don't care about how he spends "his" money.

It's not really that odd. Someone probably told Chris that people found out about his purchase, and that blowing $250 on toys isn't a smart thing to do when you're begging for donations.
So Chris digs up that story about his imaginary transformers family and that's all the justification he needs, because fulfilling a childhood fantasy is clearly far more important than paying some dumb bills.
 
My banks each have an option to request a credit line increase on the accounts' dashboard. My guess is Chris maxed out his cards, chimped, and clicked the line increase on one of the cards he isn't presently behind on.

Then, Chris being Chris, he forgot about the request, hence why he sees it as a bonus.

I've never gotten a limit increase I didn't ask for. To do so seems extremely predatory, even for credit card companies.

This happens all of the time. The credit card company gives someone a line of credit, and when bills are paid on time the credit limit is raised periodically. All the debt needs to be paid back, and paying only the minimum means that the bank will earn a lot more interest. Chris is basically hooking the credit card company up to his tugboat forever so he can buy toys that he can't afford when he wants to. He is spending way more on these toys by buying them on credit and slowly shaving his debt down month to month. If Chris used credit cards properly, he would've been able to buy the PS4 whenever he wanted and paid it off whenever he wanted. Chris treats the credit cards like free money that you pay a small fee to get. Nah, it's like borrowing money that will cost a lot more to pay back later.

Does anyone think that Barb is gonna play Transformers with Chris?

Yeesh, she probably has to. I mean, Chris has been waiting 3 decades to play this game! Too bad dad's gone, just when Chris had the proper toys for his rigid, unimaginative play exercise.

I'm loving that Chris can't see how bad this makes him look. He received an increase to the amount of money that he could spend on credit so in his mind that means he was justified in instantly spending that money on pointless Transformers figures.

Despite telling us this he's then admitting that they're going to struggle for money to pay their bills and that he needs donations to help. It's lke he's too dense to realise that the fact he spends any money he's given so frivolously might just put people off donating to him.

'Amongst their kiwi grapevines,' is one of my favourite CWC lines in a long time. What I would have given for him to say that in a video.

His misunderstanding of credit probably garnered Chris some sympathy, because man is he completely fucking himself by racking up debt that will never be paid off. It's not the kind of sympathy that will get folks to open their wallets, though, like when his house burned. We know Chris is exaggerating and isn't really in trouble. He has income, he wastes it, but he's got more coming. Chris is just begging for fun money.

Im gonna speculate since @Marvin isnt here.

The only way Chris would think that he got a limit increase out of nowhere is it someone raised it for him. Could Barb have raised his limit? Could she do that legally? Could she even do that illegally?

I think Chris is lying about the credit card increase. He just needed an excuse to justify his spending and this is the best he could come up with. He probably knows credit cards dont give out minimum increases but he may think we dont. Or shit maybe he does think that because of all the minimum increase offers he gets in the mail. He also thinks paying more than the minimum is throwing money away and being irresponsible.

Nobody needed to raise it for him, the credit card company raises the limit based on certain circumstances. Chris keeping his credit revolving by spending and paying the minimum is all that it takes in some cases. It's possible that Chris applied for a new credit card and transferred the balance of another card to the new one. When his balance drops on the old card after the transfer, the credit card company might raise his limit because it's technically like making a big payment. Chris gets more credit to spend, but his debt has grown and he has another minimum payment to make every month. Also, the larger your balance is on a card, the larger your minimum payment is. So Chris maxing out the card just raised his monthly minimum, now he has a bigger bill for next month, and the month after, and the month after...

On side note, Barb paying her credit card bills with Chris' credit card is fucking hilarious. OF COURSE SHE IS PAYING MORE THAN THE MINIMUM! She is literally transferring her debt to her son knowing that he will pay it off as slowly and expensively as possible. Barb will be dead soon and won't have to hear Chris bitch about it. Fuck him!

Why is Chris using Bumblebee as a stand-in for himself? Did he forget he's supposed to be a TRUE and HONEST lesbian female?

This is just like how he treats his Autism, he straddles the line. Chris wants it all. He's a woman when he wants to be. If there's a woman who wants his dick, he's more than happy to play the male role then. Playing as Bumblebee is the familiar, warm and fuzzy option so he sticks with it. It's not about being a girl, it's about Chris feeling the most good.
 
Just wait until the credit card companies send a BRUTE MALE over to castle de horde in order to collect their money.

Kinda surprised he isnt getting calls from collections agents yet. Maybe he is and he's just dismissing them as trolls.
 
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There was an Arcee toy available back in the 80s, when the original Transformers was out/Chris was an appropriate age for playing with the toys.

No there wasn't. Before you try to say there was, just go check sperg-central for Transformers: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_(G1)/toys And try not to get this thread locked.

But for some on-topic Transformer sperging:

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-trans-jpg.103749/

He mentions buying Arcee, Chromium, and Wingblade. None of these were the ones we previously knew about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updat...r-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692

So in his attempt to prove how wise he was spending money on toys, he shows that he spent even more money on toys.
 
Didn't Chris use a payday loan to consolidate his debt?

Please don't tell me he paid off the credit card with the loan, the CC company then raised his limit and he promptly maxed it out again.

The interest rates on payday loans are RIDICULOUS. If Chis "double-dipped" he's royally fucked. He could be buried by the minimums from both creditors next month.
 
Does this make any more sense to people who actually know stuff about Transformers?

Not at all, because this is Chris we're talking about.

Also, not a big Transformers fan, but didn't Optimus Prime come back from the dead once?

Optimus Prime has died and been resurrected so many times in the past 32 years that it's a safe bet to say he's died more times than Chris will ever get China.

In the original 80s animated series he died in the movie,. He was brought back as a zombie in the season 3 episode "Dark Awakening" only to die again by the end of it. Then was brought back "for good" in the season 3 finale "The Return of Optimus Prime". By the time the American series ended, the Japanese continued the show with an anime series called "Transformers: Headmasters" (which followed on from the end of the US season 3) and they killed him off again by the end of the 3rd episode. Then he was eventually brought back in a manga in the early 90s which was titled "The Return of Convoy". THAN There's the US Marvel comic series where Optimus died a total of two times in it's 7 year run before being brought back to life in the last issue, and then died again in the Generation 2 comic series which acted as a follow up to the original comic.

There's also all the other Transformers spin-offs, rebrands and alternate continuities of the original series and it's a safe bet to say that Optimus will die in those series as well. There's only been a few times where Optimus made it from the beginning to the end of a certain series and never died.

Also, nice choice to use Arcee as a stand in for Barb, seeing as she is the biggest Autobot slut of them all. Being romantically involved with the likes of Hot Rod, Springer, Chromedome and Bumblebee. The Arcee/Bumblebee pairing making all the more sense when you consider Chris and Barb's spooning habit.


Also, I know it's already been said, but goddammit Chris. I honestly can't believe he is bitching about the fact that Blarb is actually spending more than the minimum on her credit debt. That's actually a good thing! Knowing Chubbs McKenzie, he's pissy about it because the more she spends on getting her debt cleared quicker, the less he has to spend on Legos, PSQuad, Transformers and McD's.
 
Do we have any solid info on Barb's health situation?
Are her teeth still falling out and does she still have bugs eating her ass?
It would be pretty shitty if you were wasting your money on toys when your mom's asshole is falling out.
 
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