Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Donald Duck]

That wasn't done by Chris. The angry emote is a part of the new facebook like system. You can like, love, "wow", "haha", and then "frown emote" on facebook now. That particular "frown emote" was given to Chris by like 50 people.

Ah, I see. I don't use facebook (clearly), thanks for clarifying that.

 

[Kurosaru]

Chris, in the later ages of Christory, is becoming a master of false hope. Every week he seems to repeat the same "one step forward, two steps back"-routine and being an optimistic fuck I fall for it.
Ex:

Within a week he takes the semi-responsible decision to suspend his etsy-shop to catch up on orders (even though he shouldn't have fallen behind in the first place.) The hope for his betterment that this action brings he then quickly dashes when he admits that he thinks credit is free money, plastic toys are better investments than paying bills, begging for more money AND using the word "totes".

Jesus fuck Chris.

 

[The Dude]

I think I'll donate to Trumps campaign instead. And I pay rent for my basement, thank you very much!

 

[shecameforcwc]

Chris, in the later ages of Christory, is becoming a master of false hope. Every week he seems to repeat the same "one step forward, two steps back"-routine and being an optimistic fuck I fall for it.
Ex:

Within a week he takes the semi-responsible decision to suspend his etsy-shop to catch up on orders (even though he shouldn't have fallen behind in the first place.) The hope for his betterment that this action brings he then quickly dashes when he admits that he thinks credit is free money, plastic toys are better investments than paying bills, begging for more money AND using the word "totes".

Jesus fuck Chris.

Honestly Chris was getting better before just recently. He was staying off the internet, going out and meeting people. He actually had somewhat of a social life. And then he just had to fuck it all up and release another sex tape, and now this shit.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Chris thinks the sky is the roof with what he buys and that his mediocore toys he makes are gonna sell like Hotcakes.

then he thinks Barb paying off

then he thinks Barb is impulsive by paying bills, but yet him IMPULSIVELY buying CRAP is FINE.

I Might live in my mothers, which i pay rent for but at least I Don't live in a house thats a fire hazard and is probably elligible for Hoarders: Buried alive

 

[Another Fellow]

I wonder if him winning that Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes when he was but a wee lad affected this mentality in any way...

Not to mention that Chris said somewhere, that when he was a kid and didn't speak, Barb would buy him toys if he could read their packaging out loud.
I could be wrong, though; living behind my mom's basement has taken a slight toll on my memory.

And also, is Chris seriously still using an AOL account in 2016?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why is Chris using Bumblebee as a stand-in for himself? Did he forget he's supposed to be a TRUE and HONEST lesbian female?

Same reason he still wants to voice Sonichu in the animated series and games. Everything in his past is carved in stone and must come to pass exactly as it was preordained.
You know, autism.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Same reason he still wants to voice Sonichu in the animated series and games. Everything in his past is carved in stone and must come to pass exactly as it was preordained.
You know, autism.

and don't forget the BOYFRIEND GIRL.

 

[Ray Streip]

"behind their mothers' basements?"

Next time when you blindly quote something you overheard on the internet without actually understanding what it means, just use copy-paste instead of relying on your estrogen and fat saturated brain cells, Chris.

Also, I know it's been said already, but blaming Barb for your financial troubles... that's really fucking low, even for you.

Not just blaming her, but blaming her for paying the bills.

He keeps bringing up Barb when he tries to justify why he wants money. First, it was for her teeth, then for her bananas, and now for her bills.

Who will he blame when Barb dies?

Funerals cost money, you know

Mother spending more money than usual to pay bills: Bad

Chris spending more money than usual on fucking plastic figures, justified as a childish fantasy but actually just an autist wasting money he doesn't have: Good

Am I getting this right? I'm still fucking lost.

It's very childish behavior, his justification: you'll see siblings doing this kind of reasoning to get a toy they actually want, "I'm getting it for my brother/sister so he/she can join in and play!" because that's clearly okay enough to justify digging himself deeper into debt and spending more money that he doesn't even have. Never mind she'll never actually play with it, but, you know, he'll "keep it for her" just in case.

 

[Jack Awful]

"My credit was raised so my first instinct was to buy toys instead of using it to pay for the necessities I'm constantly begging for donations to buy!"
Oh, Chris...
(Unless toys ARE the necessities)
((Also, Kiwi Grapevine))

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

"(Unless toys ARE the necessities)"

Who doesn't need another amiibo or vibrators for their nipples? I thought that was part of everyones monthly budget?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Guys, this explains so much. The Barbapottomus weight on his head is the fact someone's trying to pay da' bills.
I'm now wondering if, when he's all about the stress sighs and donate's, if he's saying it because Barb expects $X and he's done blown on it on toys.

 

[bigshot]

I don't think Barb knows about Chris's credit peccadillos. Chris probably is the one that walks to the mailbox, and he probably pockets the bills before she can see them. He figures it's just an advance on the six figure salary and corner office he will have soon.

 

[Marvin]

Also I hope everyone is sparing a thought for poor Marvin right now.

Spoiler

Not because Chris can't keep his toy dick in his pants, but because I'm in shitholistan.

This so hard. He needed an excuse and he made one up based on an unfulfilled fantasy. In fact this entire thing smells like Barb's doing. According to @Marvin Barb is the kind of person who would pay off credit card debt with more credit card debt. She just shifted some of her debt onto Chris.

Probably at some point she'd do that, yeah.

But more than that, I'd describe Barb as scheming. Or she tries to be, anyway. Barb thinks she's a lot smarter than she really is. So she'd be the time to argue about all the purchases on her credit card and try to wriggle out of paying it. And she'll wait until the last minute, for the collection letters to get extremely threatening, before accepting a payment plan. Or maybe she'd force them to take her to court, and then maybe accept a payment plan. (That's how the Discover lawsuit went. She ended up making a payment plan with them related to the court case.)

She nickle and dimed the insurance company, as we know. And yeah, I've said this before, but Barb has taken out retarded loans in Chris' name.

I don't think she'd say that she intends to fuck Chris over when she dies. I'm sure she believes that she's only doing what she has to to survive, and she'll take care of Chris' debts later. He'll be fine! But yeah... I don't think that's the case. I don't think if they got to a point where they can comfortably spare some money, I don't think Barb would put it to paying off the debts she took out (in Chris' name).

In this situation, I think Barb saw an opportunity to pay some bills with free money. It's free to her, anyway.

The fact that Chris thinks Barb using the credit card on bills is "impulsive" is hilarious to me. Spending money on bills is impulsive, but spending it on more toys is fine...and then you beg for more money because of that dang ol' impulsive bill paying.

Heh, I think any thought any other human has is impulsive to Chris. Like, unless it matches his thinking so accurately that you seem like a mindreader, Chris will always think you're being arbitrary to some degree. You might've pulled your idea out of a hat, for all Chris knows.

 

[Ruin]

Just wait until the credit card companies send a BRUTE MALE over to castle de horde in order to collect their money.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Spoiler

Not because Chris can't keep his toy dick in his pants, but because I'm in shitholistan.

That's nothing, you'll never be better than Chris because he fought in the Korean World War I as a sperm.

 

[jc17]

And here I was expecting Chris to address the gay bar massacre...

Instead he goes on an autistic monologue with nonsensical Transformers analogies and gave it the Ghostbusters treatment, capped with him begging. At least we got a nice CWCism - "behind their mothers' basements..."

Really, I'm not surprised. He'd only draw attention to it if it effected him personally but as it stands he's to busy bitching about how stressful his life is to actually give a shit about people actually in need of sympathy. I'm calling it right now, all he's going to say about the horrific event is, "Terrible... just terrible," and then go back to begging for donations because fuck all.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Funerals cost money, you know

Lye is cheap

He considers himself to have rightful access to everything, and that buying on credit is a different matter to paying bills.

That mindset makes paying bills seem unfair, because he should just be able to have or buy what he wants, how dare they tag on the caveat of a bill coming with the purchase?

Thus he thinks his mom is going soft on the bullies.

Spoiler

Not because Chris can't keep his toy dick in his pants, but because I'm in shitholistan.

Probably at some point she'd do that, yeah.

But more than that, I'd describe Barb as scheming. Or she tries to be, anyway. Barb thinks she's a lot smarter than she really is. So she'd be the time to argue about all the purchases on her credit card and try to wriggle out of paying it. And she'll wait until the last minute, for the collection letters to get extremely threatening, before accepting a payment plan. Or maybe she'd force them to take her to court, and then maybe accept a payment plan. (That's how the Discover lawsuit went. She ended up making a payment plan with them related to the court case.)

She nickle and dimed the insurance company, as we know. And yeah, I've said this before, but Barb has taken out retarded loans in Chris' name.

I don't think she'd say that she intends to fuck Chris over when she dies. I'm sure she believes that she's only doing what she has to to survive, and she'll take care of Chris' debts later. He'll be fine! But yeah... I don't think that's the case. I don't think if they got to a point where they can comfortably spare some money, I don't think Barb would put it to paying off the debts she took out (in Chris' name).

In this situation, I think Barb saw an opportunity to pay some bills with free money. It's free to her, anyway.

Heh, I think any thought any other human has is impulsive to Chris. Like, unless it matches his thinking so accurately that you seem like a mindreader, Chris will always think you're being arbitrary to some degree. You might've pulled your idea out of a hat, for all Chris knows.

Does Chris see all creditors as bullies? I know thats what Barb has fed him but does he actually believe it? You said he resents paying them but does he believe hes being bullied when hes forced to pay the bills?

 

[Datiko]

I don't follow. Did Chris take his limit increase in the form of a cash advance and give half of that to Barb ?

 

[Marvin]

Does Chris see all creditors as bullies? I know thats what Barb has fed him but does he actually believe it? You said he resents paying them but does he believe hes being bullied when hes forced to pay the bills?

I don't think the specific oppressor is important, so much as that it's Chris being oppressed.

Like he might complain about the creditors, but he'll complain about the economy just as often. The specific cause doesn't matter. What matters is that Chris is the victim.

Heh, one thing I haven't seen is Chris blame the toy companies for overpricing their crap though.