Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Ntwadumela]

And here I was expecting Chris to address the gay bar massacre...

Instead he goes on an autistic monologue with a nonsensical Transformers analogies and gave it the Ghostbusters treatment, capped with him begging. At least we got a nice CWCism - "behind their mothers basements..."

Remember: he hates gays and has hated gays before.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wonder if he drags Barb into this kind of thing often. I recall her having a Pokemon avatar as well, which can't have been her idea.

Well, it's not like she actually participates. Chris just juxtaposes his parents as characters into his fantasy daydreaming/games because he has no real friends, and he's not creative enough to come up with novel imaginary friends.

Make no mistake, that's what Borb are to Chris. Imaginary friends. Their status as real people (and his parents) does not factor.

 

[Wildchild]

Well, it's not like she actually participates. Chris just juxtaposes his parents as characters into his fantasy daydreaming/games because he has no real friends, and he's not creative enough to come up with novel imaginary friends.

Make no mistake, that's what Borb are to Chris. Imaginary friends. Their status as real people (and his parents) does not factor.

I have a lot of imaginary friends!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I think ya'll are reading way too much into this.

Fatty got a credit increase so 30 seconds later saw something he wanted and bought it. Blorb caught on a demanded her cut simple as that.

The rest is just Fatty trying to justify his purchase in the most childish way by comparing it to Blorb paying bills because he's grumpy she took more of "his" money.

But it does strike me as odd he feels the need to justify his shitty buying habits this time. Must be someone gave him grief over it be my guess. Normally Fucktard-boy don't care about how he spends "his" money.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I'm surprised Chris hasn't fallenifor one of those Nigerian prince scams.
I guess they'd have to be a princess.

He doesn't like the darkies.

Serious answer though, I speculate Chris either finds those scam mails too tl;dr for his autistic mind or thinks the effort of transferring funds to overseas would require too much effort, even if the reward is huge (as he doesn't have sense of dimension).

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

Chris' writing is like a stroke in word form

 

[AA 102]

With the intense isolation and the apparent decline in Chris's cognitive abilities (i.e. his declining vocabulary) I can't help but think that Chris is heading towards a complete break from reality or a nervous breakdown. I think it's going to happen when Barb dies. I don't think Chris can comprehend or handle being truly alone. Long run Chris is probably going to have to live in a group home or be forced on the streets.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

C.H.U.D.s

Love that movie.....!!!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

If we all donate $20 to Chris it will give him the piece of mind he needs to make more sonichu

"Aw, shucks, his complaints of lacking money entertains me, so let's give him money as reward in order to lessen his complaints of lacking money and indrectly reducing content that entertains me."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

All Chris needs now is toys for the Junkions, to represent the hoard.

They were voiced by Eric Idle, it seems right up his alley.

 

[Peppino]

"Prevaricately"

Shut up, Chris.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Kiwi Grapevine sounds like a extreme new flavor of bubble gum for dudes of all teenages.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Youre looking at 34 years old claimed tranny wants toys and lives with his mommy.

 

[Ol' Slag]

He doesn't like the darkies.

Serious answer though, I speculate Chris either finds those scam mails too tl;dr for his autistic mind or thinks the effort of transferring funds to overseas would require too much effort, even if the reward is huge (as he doesn't have sense of dimension).

Isn't it possible he fell for one of these scams and simply kept his mouth shut? Or would Chris immediately go to the internet to bitch about getting scammed?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If we all donate $20 to Chris it will give him the piece of mind he needs to make more sonichu

Not sure if sarcastic or autistic

Isn't it possible he fell for one of these scams and simply kept his mouth shut? Or would Chris immediately go to the internet to bitch about getting scammed?

He would make a video about how he was about to get rich and thank his Nigerian Prince friend

 

[Donald Duck]

I love how he just goes "I used half of it to catch up on the Combiner Set Collection catch-up", like it's a perfectly reasonable thing to spend money he doesn't have on and how you can actually feel the dumb fuck rolling his eyes when he goes "and mom impulsively spending more on the bills than minimum payment as usual"... like she's the stupid one between the two of them.

Notice how he mentions that he spent only half of the credit increase on his toy purchases and that he gave the other half to Barb to help with bills? Like giving half of the money he doesn't have somehow justifies him wasting his half on useless toys? Nevermind that it's highly dubious that he actually gave half to his mom at all, like how he insists the money is to help with bills at home whenever he begs for money.

Hahahahaha, the jokes on you fatty.
It hasn't been my mums basement since I buried her beneath the patio.

Off topic but... by your wording, does that mean the house is yours, but you STILL live in the basement??

Dear lord, he thinks that credit cards are free money.

To be fair, lots of idiots think of credit cards as free money... And many of them don't have autism.

I'm curious though... Does anyone know what the amount of Chris' debt is now and how much he must pay in minimums??

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Now:

Chris gets a fake girlfriend and fake e-friends and gets convinced to upload a "secret" video having sex with his transformers. He also gets convinced the troll posing as his GF is in dire need of money and maxes out his credit bill if he hasn't already.

But in a shocking twist

Barb rips off her mask revealing herself as Andross, the master troll pulling all the strings. Bob's death was an orchestration. Mary Lee Walsh, Game Place, a giant conspiracy, all planned.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Now that I've had the time to read it properly it still doesn't make any sense... He watches a cartoon then OCs himself, his dieing mother and his dead father based on it and fantasizes about going on adventures together. Sees fit to post it on facebook as justification to his spending habits.

And he's 34.

 

[For The Internet]

He seems to have mixed up "living in their mother's basement" and "hiding behind their mother's skirt," or it's just really, really awkward word choice. Because :autism:.


I think he's been in debt for at least fifteen years. Really, though, he's a credit card company's ideal customer--he has a shit-ton of debt that he's never going to completely pay off, he has a ton of cards (hell, one of them has "Christia Westonchandler" as the name on it, IIRC) which he keeps maxing out, and he always pays the minimums. To him, it's free money, and the credit card companies see it the exact same way.

Totes Sweet and Sparkles!

Chris mixes idioms and fucks up proverbs all the time so I'd say it's the former. That's how we got such pearls of wisdom as 'the pen is mightier than the sword, yet more permanent than a pencil'.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"my mother impulsively spending more than the minimum payments on the bills"

Is Chris whining about paying off the bills slightly faster?

I can't...just...Christ almighty the autism.

Also, since we're talking about spending stupid amounts of money, that's the 2006 Classics original release of that Bumblebee figure - as in he has to have paid exorbitantly more than $10 for what retailed as a $10 toy.

Oh, and just for funsies, that Arcee toy is based on IDW Arcee. Who was introduced years before actual female TFs showed up.

That's right folks, that is a toy of a trangender robot and Chris doesn't know it.