Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[The Grimace]

Does the one on the right have smoke damage or something? It's got this gross gray tinge to it.

 

[John Furrman]

At every opportunity, he seems to mention that the Transformers are female, as if robot had gender.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

" And mom impulsively spending more on the bills than minimum payment as usual"

SO IRRESPONSIBLE MOM.

This fucking slayed me.

 

[Karen Riley]

Maybe we should suggest that for the random quote at the top of the forum layout?

I would love that, it's been quite a while since a new CWC quote was added to the random text. This one is worthy on it.

Also I hope everyone is sparing a thought for poor Marvin right now. He goes out of his way to explain in well thought out and reasoned ways why he believes Chris is fine with money and so much better at paying his bills than Barb, then every time he does Chris comes and does something that suggests the exact opposite. He considers an increase in his credit card limit to be consequences free, free money. I can't get over the stupidity of that.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Behind the ridiculous transformer splurging, there is another donation request in this.

I think not having the Etsy donations (or the Etsy store at all) is going to hurt Chris here more than he thinks. After every donation video before, he would normally get a few Etsy donations and maybe generate some comic/medallion sales. It seemed like a pretty good cycle.

For some reason I imagine people are going to be less comfortable donating through YouTube or directly to his Paypal? I think his donation income will suffer as a result. At the very least the Etsy donation page was presented better and had reward tiers that he hasn't bothered to replicate on YouTube.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wish Chris could meet up with his old gal pals and see that while he, a 34 year old man is still living with his mother playing with children's toys they have moved on and have families and careers of their own.

Although even that likely wouldn't even cause Chris to question his life and he'd blame it on not having a rich, doting supermodel wife yet or something.

 

[SP 199]

To sum it up

'I spent most of my money buying toys to fulfil a childhood dream and now i'm low on money so you should give me yours'

 

[Nuttelex]

BoZo asking for donations because he got a credit card increase that he blew on toys and the rest his mother smashed on bills so her autistic fuckwit will have less debt when she's cactus does make the suggestion of donating to him a lot more appealing.

It was a very clever idea from a business perspective to be so open and honest with us fans.

Btw brilliant work whoever is behind this. Absolutely well done.

 

[jenffer a jay]

Basement Dwellers not me i live on by own on the 3 floor sorry cwc

 

[ZehnBoat]

Bob absolutely tried. Bob got furious with him every time he had to bail out one of Chris's credit cards. Chris seriously never cared, he feels entitled to spend as much as he wants. That's why he repeatedly went behind Bob's back to get more cards despite knowing Bob wanted him not to.

ah, the problem then is that bob kept bailing chris out
if he gets in trouble, mom and dad will be there to bail him out
oh, it's going to be horrible when barb goes

I have always wondered.... How in the hell did he actually get credit cards? He really hasnt had a long term job, has he? Will credit card companies count his tugboat?

I get deals in the mail all the time
wouldn't surprise me if pristine got some too
FREE MONEY!!

I wish Chris could meet up with his old gal pals and see that while he, a 34 year old man is still living with his mother playing with children's toys they have moved on and have families and careers of their own.

Although even that likely wouldn't even cause Chris to question his life and he'd blame it on not having a rich, doting supermodel wife yet or something.

HES WORKIN ON IT!!
his true second mother sex toy lesbian lover is just around the corner, any day

 

[jenffer a jay]

you can draw cwc way ask us to draw you something for you

 

[Subconcious Offense]

ah, the problem then is that bob kept bailing chris out

And now the lolcows do it by giving him free money/buying grossly overpriced shit from him.

 

[pickleniggo]

not in the basement
behind the basement

So like, a bomb shelter? Or is Chris talking about the hole he keeps digging himself in.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love that he started to type "hide behind their mother's skirts" but wound up combining it with "live in their mother's basement."

I think I get what he's trying to say---when Barb used to buy him Transformers, Chris got the idea that, much like when children play with dolls, Optimus should be "the dad," Arcee "the mom," & so on. But by the sounds of it, Arcee wasn't sold as a figure back then. So now that she's available, Chris ABSOLUTELY HAD TO BUY IT to complete his Transformers "family." Really, he had no other choice. & the raising of the credit limit was a sign from GodBear himself that Chris HAD to do this.

But he was doing just fine until his BITCH MOM started spending extra money to pay off their debts, & that's why you need to donate.

. . .you know you've been here too long when you're fluent in autism.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He considers an increase in his credit card limit to be consequences free, free money. I can't get over the stupidity of that.

To be fair, that may be the poor/redneck/peckerwood in him rather than a Chrispecific failing.

Even still, it is really stupid. Bob did put his foot down on his credit spending back in the day, but despite how much Chris says he was a father, he sure didn't learn anything from those money lessons.

Granted, Barb is probably just as bad as Chris, and unfucked any lessons Chris may have learned.

 

[Rogowski]

What I got out of this gibberish is that Chris is getting increasingly shitty at managing money while bitching about his mom actually trying to catch up on her finances. I think the ultimate troll move here would be to mail money orders directly to 14 BLC made out directly to Barbara Chandler in lieu of donating money to Chris.

 

[MMX]

I love that he started to type "hide behind their mother's skirts" but wound up combining it with "live in their mother's basement."

Better hiding behind mommas skirt than wearing her skirt.

I think I get what he's trying to say---when Barb used to buy him Transformers, Chris got the idea that, much like when children play with dolls, Optimus should be "the dad," Arcee "the mom," & so on. But by the sounds of it, Arcee wasn't sold as a figure back then. So now that she's available, Chris ABSOLUTELY HAD TO BUY IT to complete his Transformers "family." Really, he had no other choice. & the raising of the credit limit was a sign from GodBear himself that Chris HAD to do this.

Chris already had atleast 2 Arcee toys. He has a Revenge of the fallen movie varient and one based on the recent animated series (unless they both became molten plastic puddles post fire). Chris is just basically justifying buying something new and expensive which he already had versions of.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

So, I am more than serious on asking in my recent video for donations.

I like the fact that the video he mentioned is titled, "Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation."

For most people, having financial difficulties is a sign to go back to work. For Chris, it's a sign that he should play with toys and beg for money.

 

[Prince Omicron]

> Chris calling people basement dwellers

hmmm, well technically he said people live behind a basement.

so we're talking maybe C.H.U.D.s or molemen...sorry molelatinx & members of the mole LGTBUQANBSTDUBF+A - (Z^2) community

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

you can draw cwc way ask us to draw you something for you

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Fuck you, Chris, draw it yourself!