Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Darwin Watterson]

Has there been a single instance during the entire time Chris has been famous that he's not been in some kind of debt? He seems so terrible with money.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I fear these Transformers will end up belonging to the bank before too long.

Just when you think you've plumbed the depths of CWC's idiocy, he finds ways to surprise us with new and improved autismal clangers.

How on earth did her get a credit card in the first place though.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Show's how much Chris knows! I'm IN my mom's basement

 

[Milktheturtle]

"My credit limit was increased,so instead of keeping money on the side to help me and my mother,I bought useless shit and asked for donation". Good job fucking up Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

it wouldn't surprise me if chris thinks credit is free money. I don't think borb taught him otherwise

Bob absolutely tried. Bob got furious with him every time he had to bail out one of Chris's credit cards. Chris seriously never cared, he feels entitled to spend as much as he wants. That's why he repeatedly went behind Bob's back to get more cards despite knowing Bob wanted him not to.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He got me, though, as an Elder God I am able to exploit the non-Euclidean geometry of my home plane and do, in fact, live behind my mother's basement.

 

[Nyx]

I know Chris is autistic but he really did just pull out the first excuse he could find up his arse that would justify him buying more toys for this one.

What's the bet he wouldn't have nearly so much salt for Barb if she'd spent some of her money on household food or something. If she'd done that Chris would've had some extra pocket money, but no she had to be selfish and do something which didn't benefit Chris. He calls it "impulse spending" but at this point Barb is far too deep in debt and mentally ill to have much she could actually "impulse" spend her money on; it's either bills, food or more kindling for the hoard.

 

[anephric]

Mother spending more money than usual to pay bills: Bad

Chris spending more money than usual on fucking plastic figures, justified as a childish fantasy but actually just an autist wasting money he doesn't have: Good

Am I getting this right? I'm still fucking lost.

 

[bigshot]

Chris seems to consider credit cards as income. Perhaps when Barb's credit got trashed, she just started applying for cards under Chris's name. Brilliant strategy.

 

[mrmilkman]

And to think,i t's not even halfway through the month. There's so much more time for Chris to spend money on even MORE useless shit.

 

[Picklechu]

"behind their mothers' basements?"

Next time when you blindly quote something you overheard on the internet without actually understanding what it means, just use copy-paste instead of relying on your estrogen and fat saturated brain cells, Chris.

He seems to have mixed up "living in their mother's basement" and "hiding behind their mother's skirt," or it's just really, really awkward word choice. Because :autism:.

Has there been a single instance during the entire time Chris has been famous that he's not been in some kind of debt? He seems so terrible with money.

I think he's been in debt for at least fifteen years. Really, though, he's a credit card company's ideal customer--he has a shit-ton of debt that he's never going to completely pay off, he has a ton of cards (hell, one of them has "Christia Westonchandler" as the name on it, IIRC) which he keeps maxing out, and he always pays the minimums. To him, it's free money, and the credit card companies see it the exact same way.

Totes Sweet and Sparkles!

 

[Ol' Slag]

Bob absolutely tried. Bob got furious with him every time he had to bail out one of Chris's credit cards. Chris seriously never cared, he feels entitled to spend as much as he wants. That's why he repeatedly went behind Bob's back to get more cards despite knowing Bob wanted him not to.

I have always wondered.... How in the hell did he actually get credit cards? He really hasnt had a long term job, has he? Will credit card companies count his tugboat?

 

[Null]

kiwigrapevin.es

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Credit card companies will give cards to basically anyone, in the US. They might have really low limits and ridiculous interest rates, but they'll give 'em to anyone.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Mother spending more money than usual to pay bills: Bad

Chris spending more money than usual on fucking plastic figures, justified as a childish fantasy but actually just an autist wasting money he doesn't have: Good

Am I getting this right? I'm still fucking lost.

Chris is delusional.For him it's toy/Mcdies money that got taken from his greasy hand.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm loving that Chris can't see how bad this makes him look. He received an increase to the amount of money that he could spend on credit so in his mind that means he was justified in instantly spending that money on pointless Transformers figures.

Despite telling us this he's then admitting that they're going to struggle for money to pay their bills and that he needs donations to help. It's lke he's too dense to realise that the fact he spends any money he's given so frivolously might just put people off donating to him.

'Amongst their kiwi grapevines,' is one of my favourite CWC lines in a long time. What I would have given for him to say that in a video.

Maybe we should suggest that for the random quote at the top of the forum layout?

 

[anephric]

Chris is delusional.For him it's toy/Mcdies money that got taken from his greasy hand.

Oh no doubt. Its just baffling that if Chris was left stranded on an island, he'd likely pick a Megatron toy (for the fantasy of having a gun) over bottles of fresh water because his ego/fantasy must survive above anything - even his own self.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

My interpretation of this fucking mess is that - 30 years ago - little Chris wanted to play out a very specific Transformers scenario with Optimus, Arcee and Bumblebee representing his father, mother and himself.

But alas, he couldn't get his hands on a transforming Arcee figure to cast as a proxy-Barb, and little Chris's fantasies were dashed. He couldn't possibly use another toy to fill in for her. Arcee is the only role that makes sense to him.

Three decades later, Chris finally has his toy, and can now finally sit on his ass on the floor of his playroom and live out this lifetime-in-the-making Transformers epic alongside an imaginary, idealized version of his parents.

@Marvin i read the words that chris used, and this is exactly how i interpreted it as well, and i am really really hoping that you'll come here and tell us "no he didn't mean that, that's ridiculous"

please

 

[MMX]

@Marvin i read the words that chris used, and this is exactly how i interpreted it as well, and i am really really hoping that you'll come here and tell us "no he didn't mean that, that's ridiculous"

please

To be honest i kind of read it as him finally having a transformer toy for each of his parents to play with that fits their personality (because barbs a girl and can only play with pink things......so progressive) so now he can finally have family fun time.
I guess Bob being dead slightly ruins it somewhat.
But honestly i have no idea what any of that meant other than wasting money he doesnt have on more shit he dont need.

 

[The Lawgiver]

So what i can take from this is the hidden message this time is that Decepticons took Barb's baynanahs and smelted them into Energon cubes to feed the masses. The keureg was secretly an agent the entire time.