Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Alex Krycek]

Wonder which one Barb's going to be.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

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BLAMING HIS MOTHER...Oh Tina....such an unthankfull disgrace.

 

[reeb]

I can't wait for his creditors to petition for his bankruptcy.

The 'Liquidation Saga' is on the horizon farmers!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I've got fucking nothing on this one. What the hell is he going on about? He says something about his credit limit, then goes off on a nonsensical rant about Transformers.

Hilariously he also seems to admonish people who live in their "mothers' basements", apparently unaware of the tremendous and obvious irony there.

 

[Caddchef]

Chris is the sort of person who should never have been given a credit card.

The Chandler finances sound like a catastrophy.

 

[nad7155]

"Let me clarify"

Did he befriend Kylie Brooks?

 

[Bluey]

Wonder which one Barb's going to be.

Bumblebee.

 

[CatParty]

I've got fucking nothing on this one. What the hell is he going on about? He says something about his credit limit, then goes off on a nonsensical rant about Transformers.

"i wasted all my new credit line on toys. give me money because my mom paid the bills"

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Chris is the sort of person who should never have been given a credit card.

Chris is the sort of person credit cards were made for.

 

[AnOminous]

"One of my credit account limits was raised" is basically major corporations trolling him.

So his card at its limits had its limit raised and he instantly maxed it out again.

"Good with money."

 

[The Giver]

So his card at its limits had its limit raised and he instantly maxed it out again.

"Good with money."

Careful, you'll trigger @Marvin

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Bumblebee.

You mean......Barblebee?

 

[HumanBeanbag]

A credit limit increase gets used for transformers, meanwhile you beg for cash because you are having financial difficulties.

Stay classy Chris.

I love how he called the credit increase/trap 'a bonus'. No strings attached! Free toy money!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I think 'catch[ing] up' should be a new cwcism for 'buying a whole load of new overpriced toys that I don't need and can't afford, just so I have the latest stuff to satisfy my blind consumer cravings'.

He used the same reasoning when he was demanding a free PS4;

I do not like being left behind in tech, like the rest of you all.

 

[bacterium]

Actually I live in my grandma's boiler room, Chris. Get it right, please

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I feel that his e-begging wildly less sincere than ever. Nigga openly tells us he blew his credit on toys and Barblebee is paying off bills like a mother fucker.....so, now send $$$$ to his celly which you paid for last month.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I love how Chris' definition of a loser is so binary that it boils down to who lives in their mother's basement and who does not. Chris is mid-thirties, fat, unemployable, dumb, obnoxious, living in an unhealthy relationship with his mom, only capable of receiving physical love by paying for it, surrounded with plastic toys for babies and stinks like watermelons, but he doesn't live in no DANG BASEMENT.

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

I love how Chris' definition of a loser is so binary that it boils down to who lives in their mother's basement and who does not. Chris is mid-thirties, fat, unemployable, dumb, obnoxious, living in an unhealthy relationship with his mom, only capable of receiving physical love by paying for it, surrounds himself with plastic toys and stinks like watermelons, but he doesn't live in no DANG BASEMENT.

It's true he lives on the 2nd floor.
So he's perfect

 

[Ntwadumela]

Basement Dwellers?
Do not throw stones at glass houses Chris.

 

[Plesioth]

No Chris , for the 100th time I am not donating to you.