Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Mark Corrigan]

"behind their mothers' basements?"

Next time when you blindly quote something you overheard on the internet without actually understanding what it means, just use copy-paste instead of relying on your estrogen and fat saturated brain cells, Chris.

Also, I know it's been said already, but blaming Barb for your financial troubles... that's really fucking low, even for you.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I love how Chris' definition of a loser is so binary that it boils down to who lives in their mother's basement and who does not. Chris is mid-thirties, fat, unemployable, dumb, obnoxious, living in an unhealthy relationship with his mom, only capable of receiving physical love by paying for it, surrounded with plastic toys for babies and stinks like watermelons, but he doesn't live in no DANG BASEMENT.

He is projecting again!


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So, what did all that have to do with anything

Totes Sweet and Sparkles!

It is not enough that he must dress like a 5 year old, but he wants to parody them too. Steffy is gaining some competition. I can see how serious he is about making money to get the pills for his feminine soul, similar to when he wanted to get a job as a stripper to transition.
Money to buy hormone pills vs. Money to buy leggos, I forgot, those binaural beats should be coming through any day now.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Chris burns through his credit limit increase like it was nothing, yet he chastises his own Mother for "impulsively spending more on bills than the minimum".

Good Lord! Barb is actually improving and trying to be more responsible about her spending (I'm sure the Discover lawsuit may have had a part in that), while Chris plummets even deeper into buying tons of crap.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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@The American Hedgehog contribution should be in OP.
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and kudos to @CatParty right below.

So "I bought Transformers to play with my family, only males born in the 80's would play with Transformers, but those weren't impulse buys. Barb paying more than the minimum amount is considered an impulse purchase though."

Did I get that right? Got lost in that Transformers nonsense.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris burns through his credit limit increase like it was nothing, yet he chastises his own Mother for "impulsively spending more on bills than the minimum".

Good Lord! Barb is actually improving and trying to be more responsible about her spending (I'm sure the Discover lawsuit may have had a part in that), while Chris plummets even deeper into buying tons of crap.

No Mother of the Year award for Barb in 2016! She needs to get her priorities right.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He keeps bringing up Barb when he tries to justify why he wants money. First, it was for her teeth, then for her bananas, and now for her bills.

Who will he blame when Barb dies?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

He keeps bringing up Barb when he tries to justify why he wants money. First, it was for her teeth, then for her bananas, and now for her bills.

Who will he blame when Barb dies?

Five quid says Megan.

 

[A Small Loan]

Just because your card's limits jump up doesn't mean you've got cash-in-pocket. You're still spending money you don't have, just more of it.

And here I thought Chris' latest post was gonna be about the massacre in Florida. I thought, since Chris talks about himself as a member of the LGBTQA+ community, that he'd want to show some solidarity, but I guess I was wrong. Must be because the victims were gay men. Hell, he posted a long-winded, off-topic rant on the day of the shootings in France, so I was at least expecting some form of acknowledgement from him either today or yesterday.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He keeps bringing up Barb when he tries to justify why he wants money. First, it was for her teeth, then for her bananas, and now for her bills.

Who will he blame when Barb dies?

barb had the nerve to pay more than minimum
I mean, next she'll pay off bills so they don't have to pay minimum every month over and over.. that bitch

It is not enough that he must dress like a 5 year old, but he wants to parody them too. Steffy is gaining some competition.

hmm, yes. i see dat boi troll. he be frontin. i keep it real tran with my fam, my niggos. down with cis trolls

 

[Bunnie]

I will never donate to Chris-chan, because he has the excuse for the god damn shit he wants instead of caring for his dying mother

 

[Barley]

For all the shit some people here give Barb for all the money issues they have (in the hopes of making Chris sound rational to us), Chris keeps ruining that image all by himself.

 

[MudMux]

I've got fucking nothing on this one. What the hell is he going on about? He says something about his credit limit, then goes off on a nonsensical rant about Transformers.

He's living out yet another childhood fantasy.

My interpretation of this fucking mess is that - 30 years ago - little Chris wanted to play out a very specific Transformers scenario with Optimus, Arcee and Bumblebee representing his father, mother and himself.

But alas, he couldn't get his hands on a transforming Arcee figure to cast as a proxy-Barb, and little Chris's fantasies were dashed. He couldn't possibly use another toy to fill in for her. Arcee is the only role that makes sense to him.

Three decades later, Chris finally has his toy, and can now finally sit on his ass on the floor of his playroom and live out this lifetime-in-the-making Transformers epic alongside an imaginary, idealized version of his parents.

It's like Crystal: An idea so deeply rooted in his childhood that he's never been able to get over it, only bide his time until the Great Bear finally provides him with all the pieces he needs to see it come true.

 

[Agentpeanut]

Hahahahaha, the jokes on you fatty.
It hasn't been my mums basement since I buried her beneath the patio.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Three decades later, Chris finally has his toy, and can now finally sit on his ass on the floor of his playroom and live out this lifetime-in-the-making Transformers epic alongside an imaginary, idealized version of his parents.

Bob's still dead though, right?

 

[autism420]

Yay Christine I love you!

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Does this make any more sense to people who actually know stuff about Transformers?

 

[Melkor]

Totes Sweet and Sparkles!!!

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

Good god, he really called it a bonus.

He really has no understanding of credit limits or credit cards at all beyond the fact that they let him buy things impulsively now and worry about the consequences later.

I'd say I feel sorry for Barbasaur, but I don't because she's Barbasaur.

 

[repentance]

Do they "unexpectedly" raise your credit limit in the US? They can't here. They'll contact you 6 ways from Sunday when you're eligible for an increase but you still have to click that button and apply for it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Of course!

Credit limits being raised means you have to spend that money.

God damn, he thinks credit cards are bank accounts.