Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[MMX]

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Fuck you, Chris, draw it yourself!

He even fails as a transformer sperg
It already exists

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Victorion

 

[Prince Omicron]

Ah, the toys that teach children "If you just tuck this little part, you'll be something entirely different"

 

[DragoonSierra]

I'm not going to donate any money to an autism like Chris who lives in his mother's basement. I have rent to pay.

Dear lord, he thinks that credit cards are free money.

I know Chris is autistic but he really did just pull out the first excuse he could find up his arse that would justify him buying more toys for this one.

What's the bet he wouldn't have nearly so much salt for Barb if she'd spent some of her money on household food or something. If she'd done that Chris would've had some extra pocket money, but no she had to be selfish and do something which didn't benefit Chris. He calls it "impulse spending" but at this point Barb is far too deep in debt and mentally ill to have much she could actually "impulse" spend her money on; it's either bills, food or more kindling for the hoard.

I would love that, it's been quite a while since a new CWC quote was added to the random text. This one is worthy on it.

Also I hope everyone is sparing a thought for poor Marvin right now. He goes out of his way to explain in well thought out and reasoned ways why he believes Chris is fine with money and so much better at paying his bills than Barb, then every time he does Chris comes and does something that suggests the exact opposite. He considers an increase in his credit card limit to be consequences free, free money. I can't get over the stupidity of that.

Im gonna speculate since @Marvin isnt here.

The only way Chris would think that he got a limit increase out of nowhere is it someone raised it for him. Could Barb have raised his limit? Could she do that legally? Could she even do that illegally?

I think Chris is lying about the credit card increase. He just needed an excuse to justify his spending and this is the best he could come up with. He probably knows credit cards dont give out minimum increases but he may think we dont. Or shit maybe he does think that because of all the minimum increase offers he gets in the mail. He also thinks paying more than the minimum is throwing money away and being irresponsible.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm surprised Chris hasn't fallen for one of those Nigerian prince scams.
I guess they'd have to be a princess.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

When life gives you lemons, most people make lemonade. When a credit card company throws Chris artificial lemon extract, he uses artificial sweeteners and makes something nobody will like but himself. Enjoy your awful credit limit increase by spending it on toys Chris.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Oh no doubt. Its just baffling that if Chris was left stranded on an island, he'd likely pick a Megatron toy (for the fantasy of having a gun) over bottles of fresh water because his ego/fantasy must survive above anything - even his own self.

Dear God, I think you are right. He would literally waste away from malnutrition to have some fucking toys.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I think Chris is lying about the credit card increase. He just needed an excuse to justify his spending and this is the best he could come up with. He probably knows credit cards dont give out minimum increases but he may think we dont. Or shit maybe he does think that because of all the minimum increase offers he gets in the mail. He also thinks paying more than the minimum is throwing money away and being irresponsible.

It won't be the first time he exaggerated to fool people into helping him, and it has worked before.

 

[JK_Productions]

Funny how Chris's preferred method of writing us off is an insult that accurately describes himself.
I'm a responsible adult with a healthy relationship and a lucrative career, you're the one still living with your mother Chris.

 

[Kumquat]

I kind of wish Chris wasn't autistic so he could see the irony of calling his trolls "basement dwellers."

But then again if Chris wasn't autistic none of this would have ever happened.

Never change, Chris. Never change.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So I guess a credit limit increase is like a bonus for a man who has never had a steady job?

 

[Cuck Norris]

You people are all retarded. This community is retarded.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

you can draw cwc way ask us to draw you something for you

I guess if someone pointed that out to him, he'd just moan about stress and ADD keeping him from drawing. Maybe he's been defending his laziness for so long using that excuse, that he believes it himself.

I wonder how he managed to draw the Sonichu 11 pages from last year. Those were made while the court case for pepper spraying someone was still ongoing, so it should've been a stressful time for him, yet he still made those drawings.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I have always wondered.... How in the hell did he actually get credit cards? He really hasnt had a long term job, has he? Will credit card companies count his tugboat?

It really does not take much to get a credit card. Remember, they don't prioritize people who pay off all their debt all the time - they prefer people who make minimum monthly payments forever.

What's the bet he wouldn't have nearly so much salt for Barb if she'd spent some of her money on household food or something. If she'd done that Chris would've had some extra pocket money, but no she had to be selfish and do something which didn't benefit Chris. He calls it "impulse spending" but at this point Barb is far too deep in debt and mentally ill to have much she could actually "impulse" spend her money on; it's either bills, food or more kindling for the hoard.

Her purchases are poorly-planned impulses. His are "necessary".

 

[jenffer a jay]

I guess if someone pointed that out to him, he'd just moan about stress and ADD keeping him from drawing. Maybe he's been defending his laziness for so long using that excuse, that he believes it himself.

I wonder how he managed to draw the Sonichu 11 pages from last year. Those were made while the court case for pepper spraying someone was still ongoing, so it should've been a stressful time for him, yet he still made those drawings.

he did some new page wow

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wish Chris could meet up with his old gal pals and see that while he, a 34 year old man is still living with his mother playing with children's toys they have moved on and have families and careers of their own.

Although even that likely wouldn't even cause Chris to question his life and he'd blame it on not having a rich, doting supermodel wife yet or something.

That's exactly the response he'd give you. It's the universe's fault because he was not supplied with his requisite mombride.

ah, the problem then is that bob kept bailing chris out
if he gets in trouble, mom and dad will be there to bail him out
oh, it's going to be horrible when barb goes

He can use a youtube video on hypnotic necromancy or something to revive them as Zombob and Zombarb. Then they can keep buying him out of trouble with the money they'll be making at the brains factory.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So let me get this straight. Some 30-or-so years ago, Chris wanted to play Transformers, and make Bob be Optimus Prime, and Barb be Arcee. And he STILL wants to do this, and bought the toys to make it happen? Is he seriously going to make Barb play Transformers with him? And dare I ask how he's going to handle Bob's role?

I wonder if he drags Barb into this kind of thing often. I recall her having a Pokemon avatar as well, which can't have been her idea.

 

[Medley]

If we all donate $20 to Chris it will give him the piece of mind he needs to make more sonichu

 

[CWCchange]

And here I was expecting Chris to address the gay bar massacre...

Instead he goes on an autistic monologue with nonsensical Transformers analogies and gave it the Ghostbusters treatment, capped with him begging. At least we got a nice CWCism - "behind their mothers' basements..."

 

[QI 541]

Chris should just start a Patreon. I'm sure there's plenty of retards willing to support his lifestyle.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

So let me get this straight. Some 30-or-so years ago, Chris wanted to play Transformers, and make Bob be Optimus Prime, and Barb be Arcee. And he STILL wants to do this, and bought the toys to make it happen? Is he seriously going to make Barb play Transformers with him? And dare I ask how he's going to handle Bob's role?

I wonder if he drags Barb into this kind of thing often. I recall her having a Pokemon avatar as well, which can't have been her idea.

I don't think now he would. Chris seems torn between love and disdain for Barb at this point. I do think the desire to play Transformers Family Time is genuine though, but even if Arcee did exist as a figure during his childhood, Bob never struck me as a father who'd play with his kids, let alone Chris.

I think that heartwarming anecdote was to justify the purchase to us. After all, who else hasn't crapped his childhood pants?