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This is also due to it premiering on Disney+ in America and likely very little theaters outside of that but it's funny to see.
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This is also due to it premiering on Disney+ in America and likely very little theaters outside of that but it's funny to see.
You know what Turning Red reminds me of? All the fucking moe shit that was coming out of Japan in the late 2000's. Suffers from the same awful pacing, shit scenes that went nowhere, and nothing but fucking pandering.
At least the moéblobs in anime are actually cute and the anime look (because it's anime) isn't ugly. Everyone makes fun of the big bug eyes and what the skull would look like, but anime characters at least look human in 2D form, just with exaggerated features. CalArts bean mouth shit (a knockoff attempt to look more like Ghibli, no doubt) is more blobby and simple, and it doesn't look good in 3D at all. Hell, even Earwig and the Witch proved Ghibli can look ugly as sin.You know what Turning Red reminds me of? All the fucking moe shit that was coming out of Japan in the late 2000's. Suffers from the same awful pacing, shit scenes that went nowhere, and nothing but fucking pandering. Same garbage that solely existed for selling merchandise, but this one comes with a 3D rendered bean mouth.
Nichijou is Azumanga Daioh with a goat.Say you're not including Nichijou in that list right now, or I will end you.
only in the NU sense of red. old soviet era reds wouldn't tolerate this crap. Hell despite her best efforts I doubt red china is taking kindly to Turning Red.
at least the moe shit was kinda cute and aesthetically pleasing. Turning Red is literally a grubhub commercial turned feature film.You know what Turning Red reminds me of? All the fucking moe shit that was coming out of Japan in the late 2000's. Suffers from the same awful pacing, shit scenes that went nowhere, and nothing but fucking pandering. Same garbage that solely existed for selling merchandise, but this one comes with a 3D rendered bean mouth.
So is it really a plot point the heroine uses her transformation into a panda to get money and favours from boys? Since if it is, holy shit it's the sequel to Cuties.
Azumanga Daioh’s cat > Turning Red’s “fox”Nichijou is Azumanga Daioh with a goat.
Her mom should have been killed by a bunch of black dudes to emulate real life black on asian violence. Just like how Land Before Time did it.Remember when animated movies for children had a little bit of grace and maturity to them? Don't even need to as far back as Bambi, I remember Treasure Planet dealing with way more serious themes and characters without having to resort to ass shaking and tampon jokes
You're pretty much debating which cancer is the least worse and they're both pretty evenly matched. It's like the Superman vs Goku of suck.That fucking Cal Arts beanhead shit is the worst modern art style and needs to fucking die. People complained about the moe trend in manga/anime but that shit wasn't nearly as bad as this.
I hadn't even considered that until you pointed it out. Not that I can't see it per se, but I don't think any kid is going to make that connection.I was also uncomfortable with the part where she uses her panda form to get money. If it’s a metaphor for puberty then it’s easy for the audience to make the connection to selling your body. If I could change one thing about the movie it’d be that.
Between this and the Star Wars hotel failing to fill its rooms.
Well, studios need to write their taxes off somehow. They just found a brilliant way to do it; pander to fucking retarded morons and pretend you're doing something while not showing a profit at all.You know, once upon a time you needed to make multiple high grossing films until the studio would greenlit your vanity project that's mostly about your life insecurities (in this case tiger mommy and having boys joke about her bloody underpants), nowadays they'll just burn down a 1/3 of a billion dollars just because you are an asian women.
I hope Hollywood Turns Red soon, either economically or in Minecraft.