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Saney said:
Twitard said:
do you feel evil when you eat animals? no its not different. killing humans is the same as killing animals.
It's disturbingly common for Twitards to compare eating animals to murder.

Surtur feels no guilt for when he eats humans.
 
Why do some vegans insist that non-vegans consume meat (and other animal products) with evil glee? What the fuck? Do they seriously think that non-vegans think something along the lines of "Mwahahahahaha! Take that you puny animal!" whenever we eat meat? It's such a fucked up thing to even consider.
 
MysticMisty said:
Do they seriously think that non-vegans think something along the lines of "Mwahahahahaha! Take that you puny animal!" whenever we eat meat? It's such a fucked up thing to even consider.

Wait you mean you guys don't gloat over your meals??
 
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Little-Lovely said:
MysticMisty said:
Do they seriously think that non-vegans think something along the lines of "Mwahahahahaha! Take that you puny animal!" whenever we eat meat? It's such a fucked up thing to even consider.

Wait you mean you guys don't gloat over your meals??

I only gloat when dining with Morrissey.
 
Anyone else sense an imminant "Vegan fundie lolcow" thread acummin? Hell, we could kick it off with that onision bitch given how his tard rages on the subject were one of the things that got me into trolling on the first place
 
Judge Holden said:
Anyone else sense an imminant "Vegan fundie lolcow" thread acummin? Hell, we could kick it off with that onision bitch given how his tard rages on the subject were one of the things that got me into trolling on the first place
Frankly I'm surprised someone hasn't started a rabid extremist vegan thread already. Anyway...
I have to agree with the first part of your last paragraph. Leah eventually comes to look up to Esme as a surrogate mother & close friend. Esme also thinks of Leah as a daughter even though they aren't actually related. That's probably one reason why Leah sacrificed herself. Another reason could be Seth's demise. Leah saw him die & probably felt like she had nothing left to live for. Leah doesn't need to stick around. Sue can take care of herself & anyway, Sue has Charlie to look after now. But watching Leah sacrifice herself was rather sad. Anyway, we must recognise this: Leah died a hero's death & her sacrifice will not be forgotten.
First things first, for those who aren't aware. Leah=Literally the only good character in Twilight. Esme=Stepford vampire. Seth=Leah's brother, constantly sucking Edward's dick. Sue=Their mother. Because when a loved one dies, you immediately kill yourself. And dont worry about your parent, they'll be just fine because they have a boyfriend. Fuck I hate Twilogic.
 
Saney said:
First things first, for those who aren't aware. Leah=Literally the only good character in Twilight.

I don't know, Mustache Dad is pretty cool and his reactions to Bella during the last film are actually extremely realistic, like he just gives up on her.
 
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Chu Guevara said:
Saney said:
First things first, for those who aren't aware. Leah=Literally the only good character in Twilight.

I don't know, Mustache Dad is pretty cool and his reactions to Bella during the last film are actually extremely realistic, like he just gives up on her.
Ok, strike that Leah and Mustache Dad are literally the only good characters in Twilight.
 
Saney said:
Chu Guevara said:
Saney said:
First things first, for those who aren't aware. Leah=Literally the only good character in Twilight.

I don't know, Mustache Dad is pretty cool and his reactions to Bella during the last film are actually extremely realistic, like he just gives up on her.
Ok, strike that Leah and Mustache Dad are literally the only good characters in Twilight.

Damn straight!
 
Judge Holden said:
FaithfulZappa said:
You know what's good about Twilight, though?

There's a RiffTrax for every single goddamn one of em.

Fucking yes. The last breaking dawn one made me shit my :briefs: laughing

(mental note, gotta make me a rifftrax/mst3k thread sumwhere)

The bits with the Volturi made me lose it.

"I have to report a crime..."

"Is it a... naughty crime?"

Also, hell yes please do that.
 
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Oh, this is hysterical. The hypocrisy of it all.
 
Why do some vegans insist that non-vegans consume meat (and other animal products) with evil glee? What the fuck? Do they seriously think that non-vegans think something along the lines of "Mwahahahahaha! Take that you puny animal!" whenever we eat meat? It's such a fucked up thing to even consider.

I actually mentally honor the animal for its sacrifice and thank it for the sustenance it gives me. :C </slightly embarrassing fact>
 
Had no idea people still cared about this shit after the last movie came out.

I was dragged to two of those movies by a date. Never again.
 
Nuttymadam....that a lolcow that I haven't heard about in a long time.

Didn't she fall into a deep depression and require intense psychiatric care after twilight ended?

Won't surprised me. If you watch any of her video, you can pretty much tell that she not right in the head and that she need help. If she did ever meet Myer, I can see it turning into a real life "Misery" solution.
 
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My favorite quote from Stephen King about Twilight is this: "Harry Potter is about coming of age and overcoming life's challenges, Twilight is about how important having a boyfriend is."

Also, King has sold millions and millions of books, had several of them turned into movies and mini-series, and all of his books are tied in to one another in some way. They are all rich and vibrant tales that connect to the reader on many levels. I'd like to see Meyers try to write something like the Dark Tower.
 
Nuttymadam is one who is literally a cow. What a fat fucking waste of space. If she hanged herself (it'd have to be telephone wire) or slit her wrists (it'd have to be an axe to cut through) or swallowed Drano (three bottles vs the usual half it would take to kill an average sized human,) the collective IQ of the United Kingdom would raise two points. :alog:
 
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