Twitter 11/3 - Sockness manipulating Chris to trust only him; Chris turns against Null

[DarkCast]

Shame it came down like this, but at least Null doesn't need to worry about this anymore. On a plus note, its gonna be interesting to say the least to see how this plays out. My vote is still when sockness finally gets Chris to himself, that fuckers dick is gonna melt off the minute cwc presents his gnarled anus.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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And Chris is ready to free the world from Null's demonic influence.

Ha so Chris is still lurking around here, he must have seen or heard about the subpoena and takes it as yet another sign that the events of sonichu 10 where he bombed 4cent garbage are going to come to life. Truly I'm both bored of all this merge crap and yet when it yields him trying to power level like this I cheer up and wait for the day he walks into Bank of America and says "the Royal cpu blueheart demands acsess to her coffers peasants" only for security to pile drive him thinking he's a deranged hobo pulling a hold up

 

[jc17]

"Thanks for stopping those jerks from stealing more money from me and forcing me to urinate on the ground and punch my mother for their amusement... Hm, I'll never fall for any trolling schemes like that again. Oh, and by the way, my Goddess senses are tingling, as well as close ally said you were evil so I'm going to have to take you and your site down at. If you get back my near $6,000 those trolls stole frome me, maybe I'll consider you back in my good graces."

Chris didn't punch the gift horse in the mouth, he's selling it to the glue factory.
Null pulled his ass out off the fire more times than he deserves and and, as always, someone who kisses his ass fills his head with bullshit and Chris turns on those who, against all better judgment, actually care about Chris' well being.

 

[A Grey Cat]

How quickly the fat idiot forgot all the good things @Null did for him. Warding off Idea guys, filtering his emails, organizing a care package after the fire... no good deed goes unpinished I guess.

That's because Chris has ALWAYS been an ungrateful prick. These two guys offered to spot him when he was short on cash at 7/11 but he took both the money and the snacks and ran off and he was extra pissy cause they called him "buddy" his only response was "it's ms. You jerks!"

Like an even gayer version of the IT'S MA'AM guy at GameStop

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"Thanks for stopping those jerks from stealing more money from me and forcing me to urinate on the ground and punch my mother for their amusement... Hm, I'll never fall for any trolling schemes like that again. Oh, and by the way, my Goddess senses are tingling, as well as close ally said you were evil so I'm going to have to take you and your site down at. If you get back my near $6,000 those trolls stole frome me, maybe I'll consider you back in my good graces."

Chris didn't punch the gift horse in the mouth, he's selling it to the glue factory.
Null pulled his ass out off the fire more times than he deserves and and, as always, someone who kisses his ass fills his head with bullshit and Chris turns on those who, against all better judgment, actually care about Chris' well being.

Him pissing on the ground was one of the funniest god damn things I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure Null doesn't give a shit anyway.

Sockness going right in that ass tho

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

The best part is Null doesn't give a flying fuck and he and Marvin were right but we knew that.

Gonna sound spechul here but I'm shocked how easily Chris is manipulated against Null. Hats off to Null for being a great guy to Chris as long as he did

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't think I said they were married but you are right about it not making a lick of sense which is why I believe their intentions are much more nefarious. I could be wrong but hasn't Chris met them both in real life? Wasn't Steve all but confirmed to be the autistic time travelling tard cum man pretending to be Reginald from the future? The fact that these people appear to have some semblance of cognitive normality and they are so desperate to be a part of his life is what makes it seem so sketchy.

The irony is that if they weren't doing this to just get noticed and like sockness are legit and wanna raise Chris as their "adoptive trans daughter" then they'll end up fufiling the true purpose Chris had for his love quest all those years ago. It was never about finding a woman to bear his daughter or satisfy some dream he had. Chris wanted someone to replace Barb as a caregiver for him who would Molly coddle him and give him everything he wants and needs, the china was just an added bonus.

Someone once said Chris ending up with sockness and adopting a child then time traveling back to bc 2019 in the future when it's possible is the best future for him but on a serious note, if s and s turn out to be genuinely interested in being a surrogate "Mommy and Daddy" for the big man baby I think that would be better for him then being forced to take sockness' cockness for the rest of his life...if they are the real deal of course.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I laughed my ass off at some of the stuff Wise got Chris to put into his comics and do on camera. Never had a problem with that part. My problem is that he should have stopped after the Cryzel Torture (because at that point it should have been fucking clear that Chris wasn’t ever going to learn. When Wise said “oh I mixed up a hospital in Virginia with one in Venezuela” and Chris sort of knew there was no way for him to get from Virginia to Venezuela that fast but still believed it I laughed but that would be “okay its time for me to hang up my coat”) and that Boyd, and possibly Wise himself for extorting money from him.

Like when Clyde got Chris to break his PS3 it made me laugh because it was content. Yeah it cost Chris money but there was something for us to all collectively gasp and laugh at. Boyd didn’t produce that, at all and if Wise was exploiting Chris for money too then that just makes him just as bad.

I also have to wonder if maybe Wise did try quitting chats with Chris and Chris would pester him into coming back. I doubt it because he's a Gay Autistic Weeaboo NEET with too much time on his hands but I could see a normal person just doing that for a laugh being pestered back into the shit and no offense but it’s free laughs the guy is just willing to hand to you on a silver platter.

 

[troon patrol]

I'm laughing at all you dumb niggers that didn't see this coming.

chris has the memory of goldfish and empathy of a landmine; he forgets you helped him within a year and anyone he gets close to he eventually he turns on. Been a rough week for my nigga Josh. I'll be suprised if Josh takes down the "white knite" thread, until then this is Chris up to his usual shit.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I'm laughing at all you dumb niggers that didn't see this coming.

chris has the memory of goldfish and empathy of a landmine; he forgets you helped him within a year and anyone he gets close to he eventually he turns on. Been a rough week for my nigga Josh. I'll be suprised if Josh takes down the "white knite" thread, until then this is Chris up to his usual shit.

He sort of has memory and empathy... when his dopamine levels are up. He drew DStecks in the comic and did Watermans stupid Banana Monster thing. Chris is more reaction than action. He lives in the moment he’s in more than anything. The CWCki comparing him to a dog wearing a shock collar is really an apt comparison.

 

[troon patrol]

He sort of has memory and empathy... when his dopamine levels are up. He drew DStecks in the comic and did Watermans stupid Banana Monster thing. Chris is more reaction than action. He lives in the moment he’s in more than anything. The CWCki comparing him to a dog wearing a shock collar is really an apt comparison.

Oh hell no, eventually the dog learns not to trip the collar; Chris never learns.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm still sad that Chris told Sockness not to come over.
They deserve each other.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm still sad that Chris told Sockness not to come over.
They deserve each other.

Barb would shoot him, miss and fell Chris.

And then miss again and shoot herself.

Finally, Sickness would just do the deed and leave.

Finally, the starving animals will have a proper meal.
...

I hope I didn't ruin your night.

 

[Nobunaga]

I'm still sad that Chris told Sockness not to come over.
They deserve each other.

I wonder if sockness will get tired of raping chris and will just move on
Because thats what chris does best, make both enemys and friends wash their hands from him

 

[Subconcious Offense]

When you pozload my neghole poo, the poo poo touches back

 

[Kosher Dill]

As far as I'm aware, Null has been checked out of tard-wrangling Chris for a long time already. "Moon's Goons" were never going to ride to the rescue and save Chris from Sockness' rape den. So, this latest update doesn't mean anything.

I'll paraphrase Ivan Drago once again: If he gets raped, he gets raped.

 

[King Kiwi]

If he gets raped, he gets raped.

Pfft.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Null’s done a lot for chris. But we already knew Chris was easily manipulated.

 

[stuffandthings]

Sockness is just a level of creepy I can hardly imagine, but so far he hasn't manipulated Chris into physical violence or property destruction or extorted money. He's nowhere near the level of the Idea Guys yet.

I don't think Null should regret what he did for Chris. He saved the snapping turtle from getting thrown into a wood-chipper, and the turtle didn't appreciate it. The turtle bit him and shambled back to the pond. It's a turtle, it is literally incapable of memory and affection. But it means the turtle is still around for other assholes to poke with sticks to their little hearts content and watch it gnash around spasticly.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Unlike a lot of cow threads I avoid getting updates from CWC stuff because it's a dumpster fire but then one like this comes along- entirely unsurprising but still amusing. It serves as a reminder.

To those that begrudge him his vidya and freetime, a reminder that Chris's life sucks and he has no relationships, having made sure to rebuff anyone who legitimately wanted to help him.

To those that feel terribly sorry for him, a reminder that Chris is the one who always chooses make-believe over real people because he gets to pretend to be a god that way instead of having to hear people tell him anything approaching a hard truth.

This almost needs to be expanded upon and turned in a general "Don't try to help Chris" sticky. As Null and others have said, Chris only wants to surround himself with people who play along with this dimensional merge shit and all of his other magical delusions. It's why he's so vulnerable to people like Sockness and whatever number of Idea Guys we're currently up to. It's also why people who try and help Chris eventually reach the status of "who fucking cares" and washes their hands of him. The story of Chris-Chan has been on track for a very unpleasant, miserable ending and that's not going to change because Chris himself doesn't want to change.

No real point. The people who need that sticky are the ones who won't read it or will disregard it. Chris doesn't change but neither do the weens.